Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

[NocturnalRob]

I'm sure there's a truffle shuffle joke to be made here.

When is there not?

[NocturnalRob]

Slept through my alarm. Didn't go to volunteering. Feel like a douchebag

Well, you look like a sperm hunter.

[Kuyuk]

Well, you look like a sperm hunter.

Hunter-gatherer type. She def. gathered a lot in that mouth.

[AnticorRifling]

You are so creepy.

[NocturnalRob]

You are so creepy.

Pot. Kettle. RACISM!!!

[AnticorRifling]

Reported!

[Stanley Burrell]

Deposited a paycheck. Saw some chick that looked so much like some psycho-bitch I stuck my penis in when it (my penorz) worked better. I've never blanched like that or suddenly become that uncomfortable. Then I started getting afraid that it looked like I was planning on starting something with the bank.

So I did the natural stalker thing to do and said "excuse me," in a trembling voice, "***** or ******** right?" And she was all "no."

The moral of the story is not to look like one of the psycho females I porked. So. Don't. Man, I'm still shaken up.

[diethx]

Deposited a paycheck. Saw some chick that looked so much like some psycho-bitch I stuck my penis in when it (my penorz) worked better. I've never blanched like that or suddenly become that uncomfortable. Then I started getting afraid that it looked like I was planning on starting something with the bank.

So I did the natural stalker thing to do and said "excuse me," in a trembling voice, "***** or ******** right?" And she was all "no."

The moral of the story is not to look like one of the psycho females I porked. So. Don't. Man, I'm still shaken up.

You had sex with a girl?!?!?!?

[4a6c1]

Some Nazis zykloned my new apartment. Oh wait no thats just the pesticides/ repainted walls/resurfaced tub. God it stinks.

[AnticorRifling]

You had sex with a girl?!?!?!?

It wasn't on purpose, he tripped and fell into a random vagina.