Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

[Delias]

Up until 1 AM doing homework, then up every 45 minutes thereafter because the dog has diarrhea. Coming home to a big pile of shit after work. Awesome. Fucking exhausted, full day of surgery. So pumped.

The simple solution is to chain the dog up outside... even if you live in an apartment. Chain that fucker to a hydrant or something.

[Sylvan Dreams]

Having to go to the DMV.

[AnticorRifling]

The work day has so far turned out to be a sloppy shit sandwich.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I crashed the inventory/purchasing system this morning.


ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[AnticorRifling]

Quit trying to order boobs.


Currently I'm trying to figure out the Canadian Tax bullshit for this customer's mod to our WMS it's so much fun! /vomit

[NocturnalRob]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/filmb...s-bill-and-ted

lame

[iJin]

Anticor not wearing a tennis skirt.

[NocturnalRob]

Seriously, AR, what did I say about fucking the koalas?

http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/ar...mydia/19632335

[AnticorRifling]

A koala bear gets a hooker and they go at it for a while. After the sex the koala gets ready to go and the hooker says "Hey you gotta pay me!" the koala looks at her and says asks why. She looks up the definition for hooker on her smart phone and shows it to the koala it says "Someone who has sex for money". Not to be outdone the koala takes the phone and looks up the definition for koala bear and has her read it out loud. She says "Koala Bear a mammal that eats bushes and leaves". At which point the koala walks out of the room.


THANK YOU THANK YOU

[NocturnalRob]

She says "Koala Bear a mammal that eats bushes and leaves". At which point the koala walks out of the room.

Anyone who munches hooker box and leaves...it's no wonder they all have chlamydia.