Really Bad Alters

[The-Pwny-Express]

Really Bad Alters 02-08-2010 11:43 PM Sadly, although it may not have been an exemplary use of grammar, it was certainly understandable. She said you dress ugly and you're a bitch about it. - EB


Ohhhhhhh.....gotcha I should clarify my weapon isn't wearable though, but I get it. EB

[DCSL]

It's categorized as an accessory.

[EasternBrand]

Originally Posted by The-Pwny-Express

Really Bad Alters 02-08-2010 11:43 PM Sadly, although it may not have been an exemplary use of grammar, it was certainly understandable. She said you dress ugly and you're a bitch about it. - EB


Ohhhhhhh.....gotcha I should clarify my weapon isn't wearable though, but I get it. EB

Sorry, I editorialized. I can help you wear your weapon, though!

[The-Pwny-Express]

Originally Posted by EasternBrand

Sorry, I editorialized. I can help you wear your weapon, though!

Oh awesome, are you a turn your weapon into a wearable merchant or? OHHH...I get it...hahah oh dang! That's a real knee-slapper!

btw take the dude off ur avatar plz. You don't deserve that

[Dain]

This guy has my vote fore most bad alters.

You see Dunav Sevenclover the Warlock.
He appears to be a Human from Vornavis.
He is shorter than average and appears to be mature. He has piercing bile green eyes and fair skin. He has shoulder length, wavy pink-streaked jet black hair tied into two perky pigtails at the crown of his head with some pretty pink hair ribbons. The lines of his face are soft and almost girlish, an effect heightened by the dimples in his pink cheeks.
He has a tiny crescent of solid silvery grey moonstone in the upper ridge of his left ear, a tattooed strip of crispy bacon within a black circle on his arm, a whorled rainbow glaes hoop capped with silver beads in his lip, a slender pink dreamstone bar in his left eyebrow, and a rune tattoo on his arm.
He is in good shape.
He is wearing a stylish pink bow, a gold filigree pink dreamstone earring, a pair of tiny gold bacon earrings, a suede bacon-patterned choker, a rune-etched pink tourmaline necklace, a slender rainbow-hued glass vial on a thin chain, a hooded fiery pink spidersilk cloak clasped with a glimmering rainbow heart, a wide-petaled bright pink rose, a razern-bound ebonwood Adventurer's Guild badge, a wild pink geranium, a winter rose, a pink pearl studded silver buckle, an elegant dawn pink satin bag, a knitted pretty pink poke clasped with some polished pink coral, some polished pink hunting leathers, a baby blue cotton shirt emblazoned with a bold pink heart, a pear-cut pink dreamstone ring, a twisted gold ring, a supple bacon-patterned belt, a pearl-inlaid pink scroll case, a knitted pretty pink pouch, a pretty pink satchel clasped with a paper-wrapped rock, some fitted pink peony pants, some shimmering rainbow socks, and some lacy rose pink shoes.

[Gelston]

a lot of that isn't alters. He has a bunch of critter dropped shit.

[The-Pwny-Express]

Originally Posted by Dain

This guy has my vote fore most bad alters.

You see Dunav Sevenclover the Warlock.
He appears to be a Human from Vornavis.
He is shorter than average and appears to be mature. He has piercing bile green eyes and fair skin. He has shoulder length, wavy pink-streaked jet black hair tied into two perky pigtails at the crown of his head with some pretty pink hair ribbons. The lines of his face are soft and almost girlish, an effect heightened by the dimples in his pink cheeks.
He has a tiny crescent of solid silvery grey moonstone in the upper ridge of his left ear, a tattooed strip of crispy bacon within a black circle on his arm, a whorled rainbow glaes hoop capped with silver beads in his lip, a slender pink dreamstone bar in his left eyebrow, and a rune tattoo on his arm.
He is in good shape.
He is wearing a stylish pink bow, a gold filigree pink dreamstone earring, a pair of tiny gold bacon earrings, a suede bacon-patterned choker, a rune-etched pink tourmaline necklace, a slender rainbow-hued glass vial on a thin chain, a hooded fiery pink spidersilk cloak clasped with a glimmering rainbow heart, a wide-petaled bright pink rose, a razern-bound ebonwood Adventurer's Guild badge, a wild pink geranium, a winter rose, a pink pearl studded silver buckle, an elegant dawn pink satin bag, a knitted pretty pink poke clasped with some polished pink coral, some polished pink hunting leathers, a baby blue cotton shirt emblazoned with a bold pink heart, a pear-cut pink dreamstone ring, a twisted gold ring, a supple bacon-patterned belt, a pearl-inlaid pink scroll case, a knitted pretty pink pouch, a pretty pink satchel clasped with a paper-wrapped rock, some fitted pink peony pants, some shimmering rainbow socks, and some lacy rose pink shoes.

I don't care what anyone says about you, you are the shit sir. A pretty pink satchel clasped with a paper-wrapped rock? That entire outfit is legendary. Your hair "wavy pink-streaked jet black hair tied into two perky pigtails at the crown of his head with some pretty pink hair ribbons"....WOW! Flamer does not even begin to describe. This pioneer has taken it to a whole new level. I salute you, for the time vested/strength of will necessary to bring this ridiculous wtf outfit to fruition so that others might see it and think "holy fuck....." and then go on about their own normal, dull lives. Thank you

[dacatchman]

Originally Posted by The-Pwny-Express

I don't care what anyone says about you, you are the shit sir. A pretty pink satchel clasped with a paper-wrapped rock? That entire outfit is legendary. Your hair "wavy pink-streaked jet black hair tied into two perky pigtails at the crown of his head with some pretty pink hair ribbons"....WOW! Flamer does not even begin to describe. This pioneer has taken it to a whole new level. I salute you, for the time vested/strength of will necessary to bring this ridiculous wtf outfit to fruition so that others might see it and think "holy fuck....." and then go on about their own normal, dull lives. Thank you

Ask to see what's in his pocket sometime.

I dare you. He lives in mule.

[audioserf]

On the subject of alterations in general (good or bad), my old ranger had a full suite of shadow black sea serpent skin stuff. Cloak, harness, and I think a satchel. I got real lucky with alterer spins/lists that year. Any idea what happened to that stuff? Dude I sold my account to is long gone.

[NicAlbion]

Bought from an auction site for a friend that's helping me.

He is also holding a fragrant bouquet of pure white lilies interwoven with Imaera's lace and tied with ribbons of ice blue and shimmering white silk from in his heavy backpack.

WTF IS THAT?! I want my money back.

I've decided to not give these away, they found themselves in a barrel. Waste of a buck fifty.