Reduxmage survives a brutal bandit attack!

(honestly, it wouldn't have turned out so bad had I noticed I got swept here right at the beginning. My AS was low, but thought it was attributed to the fucking black crystal these bastards love to throw at me. Text started flying by so I didn't notice what spells were actually removed.)





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Suddenly, a tiny shard of jet black crystal flies from the shadows toward you!
[SMR result: 133 (Open d100: 91)]
The crystal shatters against your body and releases a pulse of anti-magic!
Your SIGN OF STRIKING is no longer effective.
You notice your blood flow go back to normal.
The dim aura fades from around you.
>stomp
As you stomp your foot sharply, the dirt shakes wildly!
The ground begins to shake violently, making it hard to stand.
>
A human brigand leaps out of his hiding place!
A human brigand crouches and sweeps a leg at you!
[SMR result: 124 (Open d100: 64)]
You fall to the ground! A human brigand deftly regains his footing.
You are struck by an acute sense of vulnerability.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>
A human brigand slips into hiding.
>sea
You don't find anything of interest here, but you have the funny feeling you are being watched.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
Roundtime changed to 1 second.
>
A human brigand leaps out of his hiding place!
A human brigand swings a military pick at you!
  AS: +326 vs DS: +298 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +68 = +132
   ... and hits for 14 points of damage!
   Blow to your back cracks several vertebrae.
>'ass
You say, "Ass."
>
A half-elven mugger leaps out of his hiding place!
A half-elven mugger swings a mace at you!
  AS: +334 vs DS: +269 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +14 = +110
   ... and hits for 1 point of damage!
   A feeble blow to your right arm!
>stance o
You are now in an offensive stance.
>at
You swing a perfect gornar falchion at a human brigand!
  AS: +307 vs DS: +230 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +99 = +217
   ... and hit for 48 points of damage!
   Deep, bloody slash to the human brigand's right thigh!
   The human brigand is knocked to the ground!
   The human brigand is stunned!
Your gornar falchion fades some.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
Roundtime changed to 1 second.
>
You suddenly feel less light-footed.
>
[902]>exp
>
          Level: 60                          Fame: 10,108,863
     Experience: 3,495,361              Field Exp: 669/970
  Ascension Exp: 479,436            Recent Deaths: 0
      Total Exp: 3,974,797          Death's Sting: None
  Long-Term Exp: 1,080                      Deeds: 0
  Exp until lvl: 60,139           Exp to next ATP: 20,564
      PTPs/MTPs: 0/59                        ATPs: 0

Your mind is becoming numbed.

You feel a strange sense of serenity and find that you are able to reflect on recent events with uncommon clarity and understanding.
>
[902]>incant 506
You recite a series of mystical phrases while raising your hands, invoking Celerity...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture.
You suddenly start moving light-footedly.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
[ Celerity: +0:01:00, 0:00:59 remaining. ]
>
A half-elven mugger swings a mace at you!
  AS: +334 vs DS: +254 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +42 = +153
   ... and hits for 5 points of damage!
   Cut over your left eye.
>at mug
You swing a perfect gornar falchion at a half-elven mugger!
  AS: +307 vs DS: +254 with AvD: +42 + d100 roll: +36 = +131
   ... and hit for 18 points of damage!
   Banged the half-elven mugger's right shin.
   That'll raise a good welt.

 ** Necrotic energy from your gornar falchion overflows into you! **

   You feel healed!
Your gornar falchion fades some.

 ** Your gornar falchion releases a blast of vibrating energy! **
   ... 1 point of damage!
   Stubs left hand finger.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
Roundtime changed to 1 second.
>at
You swing a perfect gornar falchion at a half-elven mugger!
  AS: +307 vs DS: +247 with AvD: +42 + d100 roll: +16 = +118
   ... and hit for 5 points of damage!
   Flashy swing!
   Too bad it only bopped the half-elven mugger's nose.
Your gornar falchion fades some.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
Roundtime changed to 1 second.
>
A half-elven mugger kicks at your groin!
[SMR result: 132 (Open d100: 72, Bonus: 4)]
Your size considerably hinders your defense!
A half-elven mugger's kick connects!  Waves of pain instantly shoot through your body.  Your eyes snap wide open.
   ... 13 points of damage!
Your thoughts scatter as you struggle to prepare any magical incantations.
Roundtime: 7 sec.
>stomp
...wait 7 seconds.
>
A gnomish brigand leaps out of his hiding place!
A gnomish brigand swings a morning star at you!
  AS: +365 vs DS: +264 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +74 = +205
   ... and hits for 24 points of damage!
   Beautiful head shot neatly slices off your ear!
   You are stunned for 5 rounds!
>
A half-elven mugger swings a mace at you!
The energy surrounding you condenses into hard stone, softening the blow!
  AS: +334 vs DS: +237 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +51 = +179
   ... and hits for 10 points of damage!
   Whiplash!

>
A half-elven mugger swings a mace at you!
The energy surrounding you condenses into hard stone, softening the blow!
  AS: +334 vs DS: +237 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +40 = +168
   ... and hits for 8 points of damage!
   Whiplash!
>
A gnomish brigand pulls out a white crystal and rubs it!
A gnomish brigand looks considerably more imposing.
>
A half-elven mugger swings a mace at you!
The energy surrounding you condenses into hard stone, softening the blow!
  AS: +334 vs DS: +237 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +76 = +204
   ... and hits for 21 points of damage!
   Hearty smack to the head.
>
A human brigand stands up with a grunt.
>stance def
You are still stunned.
>stance def
You are still stunned.
>stance def
You are still stunned.
>
A gnomish brigand swings a morning star at you!
The energy surrounding you condenses into hard stone, softening the blow!
  AS: +309 vs DS: +237 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +46 = +148
   ... and hits for 7 points of damage!
   Jarring blow to your back.
>stance def
You are still stunned.
>
A half-elven mugger pulls out a small statue and rubs it!
A faint silvery glow surrounds a half-elven mugger.
>stance def
You are still stunned.
>stance def
A human brigand swings a military pick at you!
The energy surrounding you condenses into hard stone, softening the blow!
  AS: +326 vs DS: +229 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +87 = +220
   ... and hits for 49 points of damage!
   Flesh ripped from your back, muscles exposed.
>
You are still stunned.
>
Your mind clears and your incantations are once again within easy grasp.
>stance def
The sense of vulnerability fades.
>
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>stance def
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>stance def
A half-elven mugger swings a mace at you!
The energy surrounding you condenses into hard stone, softening the blow!
  AS: +334 vs DS: +227 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +44 = +182
   ... and hits for 13 points of damage!
   Blow leaves an imprint on your chest!
>
You are still stunned.
>stance def
You are still stunned.
>stance def
You are still stunned.
>
A human brigand pulls out a small statue and rubs it!
A faint silvery glow surrounds a human brigand.
>
A gnomish brigand swings a morning star at you!
The energy surrounding you condenses into hard stone, softening the blow!
  AS: +309 vs DS: +223 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +2 = +118
   ... and hits for 1 point of damage!
   Thumped your chest.
>stance def
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>stance def
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>stance def
A half-elven mugger swings a mace at you!
The energy surrounding you condenses into hard stone, softening the blow!
  AS: +334 vs DS: +223 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +33 = +175
   ... and hits for 12 points of damage!
   Blow leaves an imprint on your chest!
>
You are still stunned.
>stance def
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>
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>stance def
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>stance def
A human brigand slips into hiding.
>
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>
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>stance def
A gnomish brigand swings a morning star at you!
The energy surrounding you condenses into hard stone, softening the blow!
  AS: +309 vs DS: +232 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +14 = +121
   ... and hits for 2 points of damage!
   Strikes a fingernail.
  Bet you'll lose it now.
>
You are still stunned.
>stance def
You are still stunned.
>stance def
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>stance def
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>
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>
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>stance def
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>stance def
>stance def
You are now in a defensive stance.
>
You are now in a defensive stance.
>stance def
A human brigand stumbles out of his hiding place.
A human brigand swings a military pick at you!
  AS: +326 vs DS: +239 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +32 = +155
   ... and hits for 19 points of damage!
   Strike pierces upper arm!
>stance def
You are now in a defensive stance.
>
You are now in a defensive stance.
>st
You stand back up.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
>n
...wait 1 seconds.
>n
...wait 1 seconds.
>n
...wait 1 seconds.
>
A half-elven mugger swings a mace at you!
Amazingly, you manage to block the attack with your shield!

I got away with 2 health. Tossed up sign of staunching as I ran from the area to get healed and came back to kill the bastards.