Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Suppressed Poet]

Trump educating California’s public officials:

“Water puts out fires.”

Time4Fun:

This is a really complex situation, and simplistic stances aren't helpful.

[Back]

If I were a member of the Academy, I would have nominated Jon Voight for best actress, based on his performances during Trump's criminal trial in NY.

In 100% completely unrelated news, I heard that Angelina Jolie is mad that she wasn't nominated. She thinks it's because all of Hollywood is on Team Brad.

"B-b-b-b-but TRUMP!"

I'm so here for your TDS meltdown. Thank you for not disappointing us like sErAn did. He took the loss like a man.. something I didn't believe was possible.

You, on the other hand... your meltdown has been so delicious.

Thank you for entertaining me, retard.

Oh c'mon. Even you have to admit that comment from ClydeR was pretty fucking funny!

[~Rocktar~]

IT'S GIRL MATH!

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[ClydeR]

https://twitter.com/PressSec/status/1884672871944901034

LOL! Did that clear it up? What is the "this" to which she refers? And was the confusion caused by the court or by the original memo?

[ClydeR]

“There was a short-term pause, or funding freeze, on certain discretionary spending, payments such as government grants – only for us to quickly look at the scams, dishonesty, waste and abuse that’s taken place in our government for too long,” the 78-year-old said at a White House signing ceremony for the Laken Riley Act.

“We are merely looking at parts of the big bureaucracy where there has been tremendous waste and fraud and abuse,” Trump said.

“In that process, we identified and stopped $50 million being sent to Gaza to buy condoms for Hamas — 50 million. And you know what’s happening to them? They’ve used them as a method of making bombs. How about that?”

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Trump is, of course, confused, which is undoubtedly why the author mentioned Trump's age. Now some poor government employee will have to prove that it's possible to make bombs from condoms so that Trump can appear to be correct.

This is funny in three ways. First, Trump says that the funding freeze is over. His press secretary says it is still in place. Second, Trump says the U.S. sent $50 million to Gaza for condoms. That rumor from social media was shown to be false before Trump repeated it at his press conference. And third, I can't say for sure whether or not condoms can be turned into bombs, but I can say for sure that if it is true, it's not wise for Trump to talk about it in public.

[Gelston]

Trump is, of course, confused, which is undoubtedly why the author mentioned Trump's age. Now some poor government employee will have to prove that it's possible to make bombs from condoms so that Trump can appear to be correct.

This is funny in three ways. First, Trump says that the funding freeze is over. His press secretary says it is still in place. Second, Trump says the U.S. sent $50 million to Gaza for condoms. That rumor from social media was shown to be false before Trump repeated it at his press conference. And third, I can't say for sure whether or not condoms can be turned into bombs, but I can say for sure that if it is true, it's not wise for Trump to talk about it in public.

Uh, yeah... Incendiary balloons, which Hamas has a history of using.

[Methais]

Uh, yeah... Incendiary balloons, which Hamas has a history of using.

This is the part where ClydeR is going to shut the fuck up now.

>ClydeRetard posts retarded shit
>ClydeRetard gets proven that he's wrong and stupid for the 845732042nd time
>ClydeRetard shuts the fuck up