Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Methais]

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/ohi...ant-ice-source

He had no history with immigration... This took like a minute to check. I don't know what you think you're proving.

I think the real fucked up part about this whole story is the mom defending the rapist.

Does that make him less illegal or something? I'm not seeing anything in what you posted that's contradicting anything that Shaps posted.

[Methais]

It's amazing that conservative voters haven't realized they're basically practicing Sharia law at this point.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you fucking doorknob

[Tgo01]

It’s being reported that Fauci, after 50 fucking years sucking in uncle Sam’s teet, is finally going to retire before the end of Biden’s term.

So not only does Fauci see the writing on the wall that Biden (and probably a Democrat in general) isn’t gonna win the 2024 presidential election, but he will probably retire shortly after the midterms so the coward doesn’t have to face congressional investigations while Republicans control the house or senate. Although Democrats have set the precedent that they can subpoena anyone for any reason then throw them in jail if they don’t show up, so that might not save him either.

[Gelston]

It’s being reported that Fauci, after 50 fucking years sucking in uncle Sam’s teet, is finally going to retire before the end of Biden’s term.

So not only does Fauci see the writing on the wall that Biden (and probably a Democrat in general) isn’t gonna win the 2024 presidential election, but he will probably retire shortly after the midterms so the coward doesn’t have to face congressional investigations while Republicans control the house or senate. Although Democrats have set the precedent that they can subpoena anyone for any reason then throw them in jail if they don’t show up, so that might not save him either.

or, you know, he is an 81 year old man and is ready to retire.

[Tgo01]

or, you know, he is an 81 year old man and is ready to retire.

He could have done that years ago. Why now at 81 is he looking to retire while a Democrat is in office?

[Gelston]

He could have done that years ago. Why now at 81 is he looking to retire while a Democrat is in office?

Probably because a massive once in a lifetime event happened and he felt his expertise was necessary. Probably because being in the public eye that much really weighs on him.

He is 81, I really don't think his retirement has anything at all to do with politics. Probably more to do with him wanting to spend the remainder of his life with family.

[Solkern]

He could have done that years ago. Why now at 81 is he looking to retire while a Democrat is in office?

He has served both for republicans and democrats…who is currently in the White House means nothing towards his retirement.

[Solkern]

But most illegal narcotics like fentanyl come through that open border. Most human trafficking comes across that open border. A wall damn sure has, did and will help with cutting back that shit. Why do you want people to overdose on fentanyl, why do you want women enslaved in sex dens? Why do you fucking morons keep supporting slavery, drug overdoses and all the murder and crime that comes with it? Also, why does the Left constantly, and consistently try to block every attempt to deport the fuck out of the illegals that came here and overstayed visas and so on? OH, I know, it's ebcause you do't give a fuck about laws and human live, you only want more Democrat voters to sell lies too and control power.

Actually no, that’s not true. Most drugs enter through legal ports of entry.

According to U.S. Customs and Border Protection statistics, 90 percent of heroin seized along the border, 88 percent of cocaine, 87 percent of methamphetamine, and 80 percent of fentanyl in the first 11 months of the 2018 fiscal year was caught trying to be smuggled in at legal crossing points.


While those numbers deal only with drugs that are caught, border experts say the data accurately reflect the way drug cartels successfully smuggle narcotics into the country.

Gil Kerlikowske, former commissioner of U.S. Customs and Border Protection
“So the drugs that are actually taking the lives of people here in the United States - methamphetamine, cocaine, heroin, fentanyl - almost universally come through the ports of entry along the southern border - so that is people that carry them on their bodies or even in their bodies or cars or vehicles. And then the second way is through the international postal mail service”

[Tgo01]

Probably because a massive once in a lifetime event happened and he felt his expertise was necessary. Probably because being in the public eye that much really weighs on him.

He is 81, I really don't think his retirement has anything at all to do with politics. Probably more to do with him wanting to spend the remainder of his life with family.

The dude even said Republicans probably won’t go after him as much if he retires. He is a narcissistic asshole, I don’t think he’s going to give up the limelight to spend time with his family.

We will just have to agree that I am right.

[Gelston]

The dude even said Republicans probably won’t go after him as much if he retires. He is a narcissistic asshole, I don’t think he’s going to give up the limelight to spend time with his family.

We will just have to agree that I am right.

I don't think anyone will go after when he retires, but we'll just have to agree that you are wronger than Seran.