Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Methais]

The fact that you think Swedish Warclaidhm is gonna somehow take Trump down shows what an extreme fucking mongoloid you are. Not that we didn't already know that, but you never stop reminding us.

In other news:

[Taernath]

Yeah, the expert on climate change.

You guys ignore the experts too though.

[Methais]

You guys ignore the experts too though.

I'M AN EXPERT ON EXPERTS AND ACCORDING TO MY EXPERTISE ALL EXPERTS EXCEPT FOR ME ARE WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING

EDIT: Ever say a random word a few times and then it just sounds weird as fuck for a while? "Expert" is one of those words right now.

[Gelston]

You guys ignore the experts too though.

I don't control shit. I still haven't seen, in my view, any proof that climate change is human caused.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

That climate change kid is clearly a victim of child abuse. Someone (likely the media) has terrified her. I feel sorry for her.

[Methais]

I don't control shit. I still haven't seen, in my view, any proof that climate change is human caused.

Regardless of everything else, I think everyone except for people who are as retarded as BacKKKlash at least knows that the 12 years thing is a huge pile of bullshit.

You'd think more "middle" people would realize that the left becoming more and more extreme with their nonsense due to becoming more and more desperate to convince people about this shit (and that their solution is to give the government all your money) would tip them off that this isn't nearly the issue they're making it out to be, if it's even an issue at all, and that it's really just a political trojan horse.

Humans thinking we can change the climate of the entire planet, even moreso changing it to world ending status, in such a short span of time is arrogant beyond belief, and most of the people at the forefront of it know that they're full of shit.

The only way we could wipe out the planet would be to nuke everything and make it uninhabitable.

Also IIRC, because I'm too lazy to look it up, the Arctic region has been shrinking while Antarctica has been growing. But none of these tards want to talk about that. I wonder why...

[Gelston]

Oh, I am pretty certain we could change the climate of the Earth in days. We could detonate all our nukes. That'd probably do it. And then the Earth would heal.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Thunberg has been diagnosed with autism, ADHD, and Asperger's.

https://www.wsoctv.com/news/trending...den-/989626043

"She skipped school every Friday for the last year and is taking the 2019-2020 school year off, according to The Federalist."

"She and her sister, Beata, have been diagnosed with a form of autism, ADHD and other conditions. Thunberg calls her condition her "superpower," which she says allows her to speak more directly about climate change, The Atlantic reported."

"This child -- and she is a child -- has been scared and her parents are letting her be controlled by that fear," columnist Erick Erickson wrote. Erickson blames Thunberg's parents for "depriving her of a sound education so she can lecture grownups."

[Gelston]

Thunberg has been diagnosed with autism, ADHD, and Asperger's.

https://www.wsoctv.com/news/trending...den-/989626043

"She skipped school every Friday for the last year and is taking the 2019-2020 school year off, according to The Federalist."

"She and her sister, Beata, have been diagnosed with a form of autism, ADHD and other conditions. Thunberg calls her condition her "superpower," which she says allows her to speak more directly about climate change, The Atlantic reported."

"This child -- and she is a child -- has been scared and her parents are letting her be controlled by that fear," columnist Erick Erickson wrote. Erickson blames Thunberg's parents for "depriving her of a sound education so she can lecture grownups."

Her "superpower" just means less people are willing to talk shit about her.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I'd like to see her go to China, Venezuela and Africa and get them on board with addressing the climate. Then she could come to the best country in the world about limiting emissions and I might listen.