Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

[Latrinsorm]

You have only your bourgeois sensibilities to blame for pooping in a toilet.

[Tgo01]

Exactly. Wait, what?

[diethx]

Don't you remember? Poop on your lawn in front of the troublemakers and your property will stay safe. Duh.

[Tgo01]

Oh yeah, I almost forgot about my shitting plan. A few days after I posted that thread two kids were caught vandalizing cars in our neighborhood and the person called the cops and they were arrested. Everything has been fine since then so the neighborhood kind of let their guard down because we thought they were the ones causing the problems. Either the bastards haven't learned a lesson or there was more than one group of kids doing this shit, I'm betting on the latter.

It really pisses me off that they stole them. It would have been one thing if they vandalized them (still would have pissed me off but maybe I could have repaired them) but to just flat out steal them. AAAARRRRGGGGHHH!

[diethx]

You really need to put up some sort of security cameras or something.

[4a6c1]

OR

1)Move out of the trailer park
2)Get some mean pitbulls like all your neighbors
3)Systematically break down and clean every large caliber weapon you own on a lawn chair in your underwear with a beer and Johnny Cash AS WITNESS.

I had to type this post twice because the board froze half way through. This board is a COMMUNIST.

[Latrinsorm]

That sounds like a lot of effort, he should at least try the freepooping plan first.

[Delias]

That sounds like a lot of effort, he should at least try the freepooping plan first.

Depends on his diet. Pooping can be quite an effort too if he makes poor dietary decisions.

[diethx]

I have a drunken craving for white fudge covered oreos, and the store is out. FUCK YOU STORE.

[petiteSylvan]

Finding out that next year, Carrie Underwood will be playing Maria Von Trapp in the new ABC tv rendition of The Sound of Music made me frown majorly today. To use a quote from the classic movie: 'It makes me want to cry'.