Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

[Suppressed Poet]

Heh - fair enough. In all honesty, I did feel rather stupid afterwards when I realized I was arguing with a 19 year old kid with nothing better to do.

Rojo, Rojo...how can I explain this in terms that your smaller inferior female mind can understand? A man often has emotional attachment to his automobile. Someone fucking with my car brings out a similar reaction of anger just the same if someone was fucking with that limited edition red metallic Kitchenaid blender your man bought for you on your last birthday.

[Bobmuhthol]

Stochastic differential equations are making me frown really hard right now.

[4a6c1]

Fuck you SP. I have that blender and I BOUGHT IT MYSELF WITH MY BLEEDING VAGINA PAYCHECKS.

<3

[Suppressed Poet]

Oh, so sad. If I was your man, I wouldn't want you to use your weekly allowance for those extra special things I could provide. You need that for beauty products, hair and nails, a new gown, etc. It's important the neighbors always see your best happy face.

<3

[Kuyuk]

Fuck you SP. I have that blender and I BOUGHT IT MYSELF WITH MY BLEEDING VAGINA PAYCHECKS.

<3

Bet those paychecks were less whan a non-crotch bleeder would earn!

Better get in a binder woman!

[4a6c1]

Better get in a binder woman!

I think I'm in a few binders. I mean, hopefully. Yeah, there are definately some binders that I am in. Oh no, I have binder insecurity!

[msconstrew]

I think I'm in a few binders. I mean, hopefully. Yeah, there are definately some binders that I am in. Oh no, I have binder insecurity!

If not a binder, I'm sure you made it into a Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper, or similar.

[4a6c1]

As long as it's the unicorn with the purple feet and horn that farts rainbows. That's my favorite.

[Delias]

Every time I use craigslist to look for a new job, the tiny part of me that retains pride and dignity cowers in the corner, covering it's face while getting shit-kicked by the practical part of me.

[diethx]

In an attempt to remove an extremely long and stubborn eyelash from my eyeball, where normal means of lid pulling and pressing did not work, I accidentally pinched my fucking eyeball.