Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

[Allereli]

Roids were not nice to me today

[TheEschaton]

Further frown, every time my dad talks financial stuff, I dig around the markets some and inevitably come across him in the banks section. Then I see how much stock he owns just in his bank. Then I look at the stock price. Then I multiply. Then I frown mightily because I am a pauper who could be making a shit ton more money if I simply compromised what I personally believe in.

[Delias]

Further frown, every time my dad talks financial stuff, I dig around the markets some and inevitably come across him in the banks section. Then I see how much stock he owns just in his bank. Then I look at the stock price. Then I multiply. Then I frown mightily because I am a pauper who could be making a shit ton more money if I simply compromised what I personally believe in.

Which is, I believe, how the first steps to hating yourself are taken.

[Reliel]

Getting texts from the ex.

[AnticorRifling]

Further frown, every time my dad talks financial stuff, I dig around the markets some and inevitably come across him in the banks section. Then I see how much stock he owns just in his bank. Then I look at the stock price. Then I multiply. Then I frown mightily because I am a pauper who could be making a shit ton more money if I simply compromised what I personally believe in.

Remind your father that it is a good idea to have a token blue eyed son in case he has to pose for diversity photos. I'll provide my resume.

[Allereli]

Getting texts from the ex.

my txts to my ex are to ask for him to pay me back the money he owes me. Before you say I'll never see it, I have started seeing it Do you owe her money?

[AnticorRifling]

Rule 1) You never lend money that you expect to see back.

[TheEschaton]

My best friend is already a blue eyed, blonde German-Irish, with 3 blue eyed blonde baby girls. I think he's covered in that department.

[Ker_Thwap]

I have about twenty diverse stations on Pandora. They've tried to add Michael Buble (who is a second rate cover artist) and Bill Withers (who I actually like, but doesn't fit the stations) to each and every one of them. Sneaky bastards.

[Reliel]

my txts to my ex are to ask for him to pay me back the money he owes me. Before you say I'll never see it, I have started seeing it Do you owe her money?

No, thank whatever God is relevant to kids today. It's ye olde fashioned booty call.