logs from Monk beta testing

[Makkah]

Fat chicks suck

[Lulfas]

I've never been good at answering that question.

"They do, but at least it keeps people from noticing your small tits and awful cheek structure."

[zzentar]

monk server is still up, I played for a little today.

[Suppressed Poet]

So once Monks are released will they shut off voln fu, or will that still be an option until they do the voln overhaul?

[droit]

Voln fu will be gone, but it sounds like they're trying to release the voln overhaul at the same time as monks.

[Drunken Durfin]

Voln fu will be gone, but it sounds like they're trying to release the voln overhaul at the same time as monks.

"And lo he opened the fourth seal and Simutronics released two major changes to Gemstone at the same time. Then I heard a mighty crack and the Earth was cleft in two..."

[droit]

Don't forget the thrown review that Finros half-implied was going to be released as well.

[Drunken Durfin]

I've never been good at answering that question.

My wife was in the dressing room trying on some stuff, so I was being the good husband holding the bags and waiting while leaning on a rack. This woman was looking at herself in the mirror when she turned to me and said "Does this jacket make me look pregnant?"

Shock. It was like I had been given a gift from the universe. A woman who I had no relationship with on any level was asking me THE question. I had no obligation to say anything candy coated. I could just unload all the suppressed urges built up over the years and let loose with a "you look like a bloated warthog" Highlander quote. The temptation was overwhelming.

I nodded in respect to the higher power that had presented me with this situation as I decided to repay this gift with honesty, repaying this gift of opportunity with honesty to make the world a better place. I said "No, not at all."

To which she responded: "Oh, good. I'm going on a job interview and I don't want them to know that if I get the position I'll be going on maternity leave in a couple of months."

Deceitful whore.