I knew you'd come around on genital-borne machine guns!!![]()
I knew you'd come around on genital-borne machine guns!!![]()
Hasta pronto, porque la vida no termina aqui...
America, stop pushing. I know what I'm doing.
I woke up to find that the toilet was NOT clogged by my boyfriend, as is his daily ritual before leaving for work and leaving me to clean it up.
(Please send sweet sweet death.)
My housemate leaves piss in the toilet from in the middle of the night.
If it's brown flush it down. If it's yellow, let it mellow.
Or some other shit like that. Grr
Birdman, get in here!!
Did you know that guy was voiced by famous Comedy Central personality Jon Stewart?
Hasta pronto, porque la vida no termina aqui...
America, stop pushing. I know what I'm doing.
My generation's "Fuck you I do what I want attitude" blows my mind.
I left class (during a break) for a cigarette. I come back, and some girl was on my computer checking her email and shit. I'm like... Whoah wtf.
I got that job, by the way