Thread for things that blew your mind today.

[Gnome Rage]

I only see a few flaws with that.

I said I COULD involve the police - and I didn't doctor AIM logs.

Oh and I think I said that I FELT like vomiting.

Oh Oh. and the fact that you go out of your way to mention me, such as this thread, when I didn't even post in it. Hm. Other than that, I think your account is fairly accurate - although biased.

[Paradii]

Bitches be tripping..

[Bobmuhthol]

I only see a few flaws with that.

I said I COULD involve the police - and I didn't doctor AIM logs.

Oh and I think I said that I FELT like vomiting.

Oh Oh. and the fact that you go out of your way to mention me, such as this thread, when I didn't even post in it. Hm. Other than that, I think your account is fairly accurate - although biased.

I don't think you're helping your case.

[Gnome Rage]

But I'm being honest, why would I deny what happened?

You went out of your way to get my information - regardless of how easy it was, you took the time to do it in order to prove something to me, what it was I'm still a bit foggy on.

[pabstblueribbon]

Wtf?

[Gnome Rage]

Wtf?

Obviously I'm crazy.

[Paradii]

[Tgo01]

I said I COULD involve the police - and I didn't doctor AIM logs.

Yes I think that's what he meant by you threatening to get the police involved.

Oh and I think I said that I FELT like vomiting.

Of everything Bob said this is the only thing you have to refute?

[Gnome Rage]

Everything he said is technically correct, although laced with bias. That is generally the series of events.

[NocturnalRob]

Nice nips.

You know what really blows my mind? The following progression:

Gnome Rage joins the forum, is an immediate attention whore.
I give her shit for doing/saying stupid things; she is upset.
I stop after a while and instead focus on her positive traits.
She starts IMing me and I am nothing but nice to her.
It quickly becomes apparent that she has some sort of mental deficiency and has already determined in her own mind that my intentions are to torture her and nothing else, despite her contacting me first.
In turn, I can't hold a real conversation with her because nothing I do or say is interpreted in any manner outside of my obvious need to hurt her.
Google tells me a lot about her; I relay the information to her, because for some reason she doesn't think this is possible.
She throws a complete fit and makes up some story about being so frightened of me that she is sobbing and vomiting.
She threatens to involve police.
She gets other people involved who attempt to help her only to discover that I did nothing wrong.
It is discovered that she doctored IM logs in an attempt to paint an entirely different picture of me.
When I apologize to her for very unintentionally making her uncomfortable, she dismisses the apology as an attempt to persuade her not to call police since my arrest is clearly inevitable in this situation.
I stop dealing with her in any manner for a while.
I eventually stop not dealing with her by not ignoring her on the forum anymore.
She immediately goes back to detailing this non-existent plan I have to ruin her life.

Blows my mind.