Things that made you smile today (Political Version)

[Gelston]

Does this mean he's more vulnerable if someone brings up a civil lawsuit against him?

Well, he was still convicted of a crime, so I guess. Pardons can't do anything for civil stuff.

[RichardCranium]

Like which side of the sandwich mustard goes on?

That's easy. Opposite of the cheese.

[Gelston]

That's easy. Opposite of the cheese.

I put it on both sides, directly on the bread.

[Androidpk]

On C-SPAN McCain says, “One aspect of the (Vietnam) conflict by the way that I will never ever countenance is that we drafted the lowest income level of America and the highest income level found a doctor that would say that they had a bone spur. That is wrong. That is wrong. If we are going to ask every American to serve, every American should serve.”

[Gelston]

On C-SPAN McCain says, “One aspect of the (Vietnam) conflict by the way that I will never ever countenance is that we drafted the lowest income level of America and the highest income level found a doctor that would say that they had a bone spur. That is wrong. That is wrong. If we are going to ask every American to serve, every American should serve.”

They had something like that with every draft that has ever been done in the US. Hell, during the Civil War you could straight up buy your way out of it.

[Parkbandit]

They had something like that with every draft that has ever been done in the US. Hell, during the Civil War you could straight up buy your way out of it.

B-b-b-b-ut this time it's Trump!

[Androidpk]

A Mississippi school district will resume teaching "To Kill A Mockingbird" after the book was pulled from a junior high reading list.

The Sun Herald reports that Biloxi School District administrators removed the novel from the eighth-grade curriculum earlier this month after the district received complaints that some of the book's language "makes people uncomfortable."

School officials said they'll begin teaching it again in class starting Monday. Students, however, have to ask to participate and return a permission slip signed by a parent.

The school district had become the focus of a national public outcry when it pulled the Pulitzer Prize-winning novel by Harper Lee, which deals with racial inequality in a small Alabama town.

[~Rocktar~]

It's supposed to make people uncomfortable, that's the idea. Damn crybabies.

[Androidpk]

Not a good day to be Roy Moore.

[Parkbandit]

Not a good day to be Roy Moore.

If the allegations are true.. that guy needs to be castrated without anesthesia.