Things that made you smile today (Political Version)

[Tgo01]

This idea of purity and you're never compromised and you're politically woke, and all that stuff, you should get over that quickly.

Who said this?

Hitler?
Trump?
Mussolini?
Mitch McConnell?

Nope. Obama. He then went on and said people should stop going on social media and attacking people over every little thing and thinking they're superior by saying shit like "I never did something like that!" and pretending to be so woke.

Who would have thought 3 years after Obama left office that he would be too right for Democrats?

[Methais]

Who said this?

Hitler?
Trump?
Mussolini?
Mitch McConnell?

Nope. Obama. He then went on and said people should stop going on social media and attacking people over every little thing and thinking they're superior by saying shit like "I never did something like that!" and pretending to be so woke.

Who would have thought 3 years after Obama left office that he would be too right for Democrats?

He's clearly a Nazi, telling people to check themselves like that and all.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...rida-home.html

'When he came toward the back door in her line of sight, she clipped him,' King said of the moment his wife returned fire.
'He made it from my back door to roughly 200 feet out in the front ditch before the AR did its thing.'

I love it when criminals get killed like this.

[Tgo01]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...rida-home.html

'When he came toward the back door in her line of sight, she clipped him,' King said of the moment his wife returned fire.
'He made it from my back door to roughly 200 feet out in the front ditch before the AR did its thing.'

I love it when criminals get killed like this.

But ARs are scary looking so we need to ban them.

[Methais]

But ARs are scary looking so we need to ban them.

IF WE JUST BAN ROBBERY THEN NO ONE WILL NEED TO SHOOT ROBBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tgo01]

IF WE JUST BAN ROBBERY THEN NO ONE WILL NEED TO SHOOT ROBBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It really is amazing that Florida hasn't yet outlawed home invasions, this whole thing could have been avoided!

[~Rocktar~]

This came across my feed.

This is how all Trump followers feel.

HOW I FEEL ABOUT TRUMP ~ by Steve Harvey (not the popular entertainer, just a guy that shares his name)

You've been on vacation for two weeks, you come home, and your basement is infested with raccoons.. Hundreds of rabid, messy, mean raccoons have overtaken your basement.. You want them gone immediately!.. You call the city and 4 different exterminators, but nobody can handle the job.. But there is this one guy, and he guarantees to get rid of them, so you hire him.. You don't care if the guy smells, you don't care if the guy swears, you don't care if he's an alcoholic, you don't care how many times he's been married, you don't care if he has a plumber's crack, you simply want those raccoons gone!.. You want your problem fixed!.. He's the guy.. He's the best!

Here's why we want Trump: Yes, he's a bit of a jerk; Yes, he's an egomaniac; but we don't care!.. The country is a mess because politicians suck, the Republicans and Democrats can be two-faced and gutless, and illegals are everywhere.. We want it all fixed!.. We don't care that Trump is crude, we don't care that he insults people, we don't care that he has changed positions, we don't care that he's been married 3 times, we don't care that he fights with Megyn Kelly and Rosie O'Donnell, we don't care that he doesn't know the name of some Muslim terrorist.. This country became weak and bankrupt, our enemies were making fun of us, we are being invaded by illegals, we are becoming a nation of victims where every Tom, Ricardo, and Hasid is a special group with special rights to a point where we don't even recognize the country we were born and raised in; "AND WE JUST WANT IT FIXED”.. And Trump is the only guy who seems to understand what the people want..

We're sick of politicians, sick of the Democratic Party, sick of the Republican Party, and sick of illegals!.. We just want this thing fixed.. Trump may not be a Saint, but we didn’t vote for a Pope.. We voted for a man who doesn't have lobbyist money holding him back, a man who doesn't have political correctness restraining him.. We all know that he has been very successful, he’s a good negotiator, he has built a lot of things, and he's also NOT a politician, NOT a cowardly politician.!.. And he says he'll fix it.. And we believe him because he is too much of an egotist to be proven wrong, or looked at and called a liar.. Also, we don't care if the guy has bad hair.. We just want those raccoons gone, out of our house, NOW!!!

You are welcome to copy/paste/share this.. Thousands of people who haven't voted in 25 years seem to be getting involved.. And the more people get this message, the more that will understand why Trump was elected..The raccoons have got to go!!!

[~Rocktar~]

FTFY

WOOOSH

[Methais]

This came across my feed.

Turns out it was just some dude named Steve Harvey and not the Steve Harvey that makes mistakes announcing winners.

[~Rocktar~]

I mentioned that in the original post.