Things that made you smile today (Political Version)

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

You know what would be retarded?

If there was a leader of the most powerful country in human history, who suffers from dementia, with the world facing WW3 and the citizens of that country voted to keep the demented leader in power.

I think that would be retarded in a way that it must be a Stephen King novel...

Citizens aren't voting him into power, illegals are.

[Parkbandit]

The "Big Boy" press conference last night was the best thing to ever happen for the Republicans.

Biden did terrible, but he didn't do Debate Debacle terrible.. so the Democrat ruling class elites will say "Biden can win!" because they won't want to let go of the power they have held over the past 3 1/2 years.. and the calls for Biden to step down will subside as "crazy talk"..

But this pretty much guarantees a Trump win.

[Parkbandit]

Citizens aren't voting him into power, illegals are.

Weird how Democrats were against only US citizens voting in federal elections as each and every single one of them voted no on the Safeguard American Voter Eligibility Act.

It's already dead in the Senate and even if enough pressure was brought to bear on the Democrats there, Biden will veto it.

At least they are being honest about the invasion on the southern border now... they just want new voters.

[Suppressed Poet]

Homey was knee deep in dementia and alzheimers while in office. Pretend otherwise if you'd like, but it's fine. Remember that as you ridicule another old guy for mispeaking every bit as much as your own orange man candidate. Hypocrisy is lame.

[Suppressed Poet]

The "Big Boy" press conference last night was the best thing to ever happen for the Republicans.

Biden did terrible, but he didn't do Debate Debacle terrible.. so the Democrat ruling class elites will say "Biden can win!" because they won't want to let go of the power they have held over the past 3 1/2 years.. and the calls for Biden to step down will subside as "crazy talk"..

But this pretty much guarantees a Trump win.

It was pretty terrible for Biden yesterday. He called Zelensky President Putin and his own VP Donald Trump. Who knows what the Dems will do.

Things are looking good for Republicans to win in the general election. I just hope their voters don’t become complacent. Also, watch out for Dems dirty tricks & don’t underestimate their willingness to cheat at all costs.

[Parkbandit]

It was pretty terrible for Biden yesterday. He called Zelensky President Putin and his own VP Donald Trump. Who knows what the Dems will do.

Things are looking good for Republicans to win in the general election. I just hope their voters don’t become complacent. Also, watch out for Dems dirty tricks & don’t underestimate their willingness to cheat at all costs.

It was terrible for a normal President... it was a decent press conference for Biden.

At this point, the ruling class either need to get Trump jailed in September or JFK him and pretend it is a stroke or heart attack.

[Seran]

It was pretty terrible for Biden yesterday. He called Zelensky President Putin and his own VP Donald Trump. Who knows what the Dems will do.

Things are looking good for Republicans to win in the general election. I just hope their voters don’t become complacent. Also, watch out for Dems dirty tricks & don’t underestimate their willingness to cheat at all costs.

How much does it hurt you that Biden is still two points ahead with registered voters? Just like the 2020 election, Trump is gonna need to come to grips that those Republicans who didn't support him last time aren't anymore likely to support him as a rapist, adulterer, and felon.

[Methais]

iNfLaTiOn I's DoWn tO 3% fRoM tHe Ma'S'sIvE iNfLaTiOn BiDeN cAu'SeD hIm'SeLf oMg hEs tHe Be'St!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Methais]

I know, its quite upsetting for Republitards who suffered the indignity of Obama saving the economy from Bush's Great Recession, only to have Trump engineer the Covid Collapse. Fortunately Democrats know how to fix an economy whenever Republicans ruin it.

[Methais]

Bro, Biden just introduced Zelensky as President Putin at the Ukraine Compact.

Reagan wasn't even close to this fucked up, even when he left office nor was there a major war going on in Europe.

The motherfucker can't even keep his countries straight at this very moment as I write this.

P.S. The President of Ukraine is Putin and the Vice President of the US is Trump. ~ Joe Biden 7/11/2024

Hopefully Biden's "big boy" press conference inspires Seran to try to also be a big boy and stop shitting his pants uncontrollably every day.

But probably not.