Respond to Shart Rep:

[Wrathbringer]

This is long overdue. Just got this one yesterday:

neg: Can't figure out why you just keep sharting like a fire hydrant.

Really? Grow up. Don't you have anything better to do? Gross.

[Soulance]

...just settled in for a long winter's nap. When out of my pants there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my bed to see where I'd splattered. When what to my watering eyes should appear, but a linear spray, straight from my stained rear.

Well I'ma runnin down the road, tryin to loosin this load, I've got seven inches hangin fine, 4 from macaroni, 2 from fried bologna, 1 from a big mac and fries, take it easy, take it easy, don't let the smell of your own fecals make ya queezy...

Just had to post these quality shart specimens.