Selling better silvers than anyone else

[Liagala]

My silvers are silverier, have a more musical clinking sound when jangled around in pockets, and can be used to buy far better items. My friend's second cousin's girlfriend's father in law even heard a rumor that silvers bought from other sellers won't be useable at the Spitfire! Don't be caught out with inferior silvers - buy from Lia!

Sold out! Weep in despair, all ye who have missed your chance at the best silvers in Elanthia.

[Astray]

Liagala takes time to polish these silvers. One by one, with the spittle of only the classiest of brothel babes.

[Liagala]

Liagala takes time to polish these silvers. One by one, with the spittle of only the classiest of brothel babes.

Would you rather have plain, ordinary silvers that probably fell in the mud or rolton manure? Or would you rather have silvers that have been treated like this? (NSFW)

[nocturnix]

The only thing that can possibly be better about your silvers, or anyone's for that matter, than anyone else's is price per mil.

And I know you are joking around, but just wanted to state that as a matter of fact.

[Astray]

Would you rather have plain, ordinary silvers that probably fell in the mud or rolton manure? Or would you rather have silvers that have been treated like this? (NSFW)

You clearly know the answer.

[Androidpk]

Would you rather have plain, ordinary silvers that probably fell in the mud or rolton manure? Or would you rather have silvers that have been treated like this? (NSFW)

That doesn't seem very hygienic :|

[Liagala]

The only thing that can possibly be better about your silvers, or anyone's for that matter, than anyone else's is price per mil.

And I know you are joking around, but just wanted to state that as a matter of fact.

[waywardgs]

Would you rather have plain, ordinary silvers that probably fell in the mud or rolton manure? Or would you rather have silvers that have been treated like this? (NSFW)

Is this some kind of satirical performance art, like that company that was claiming to sell milk that was gargled by pretty white girls?

Edit: here it is. White power milk. http://www.whitepowermilk.com/

[Astray]

Is this some kind of satirical performance art, like that company that was claiming to sell milk that was gargled by pretty white girls?

I think it's just for people that would fall for that whole "totally exotic" or "DUDE CHICKS HAD THIS ON THEM" crap.

[Androidpk]

Is this some kind of satirical performance art, like that company that was claiming to sell milk that was gargled by pretty white girls?

Edit: here it is. White power milk. http://www.whitepowermilk.com/