Candor, e͚͔̭͚̱̤di͎̘̳̟͟t͈̦̻ ̶̠͇̥̗͕͉y͓o̵̪̼̺̟̗͉͕ṳ̺̳͕̣͘r̷̫̜̝ ̷͍͎̣̝͓͇̗p̷̻̥̤͓̟ͅo̭̭̖̬s̸̙̤̙t̰͓̥!̡̛͍̩͔̣͔͓͠ ͔̘͡ ͔̬̜͚̰͓̯̱͈̕͜Ỳ̴̡̙̥̦ơ͔͕̭̫͇u҉̵̧̭̝̱̘̠̜̗ͅ'̡̺͉̙͚͔͝l̟̮͜͟ ̲̮l̛̩̠̫̰͍͈ ̸̜̳̳̬͍̺̝͈ḏ̶̻̰̮͕͜e͖͕̮̹̙s̛̛̯̠͍̦̰̠̜̺̯t͏̜̺̹̯͓̝̱̻̺r̤͜͠ ͓̞͙̜͖̖̝̥o͙̰̫͖̝̪͕̲̙͢y̵̭͉͙̫̯̮̕͞ ͚̱͖̻̜̜̗̜̳͉͔͞t͏̛̀͏̪̼̩̭͙̤̠͖̩̦̻͍̱̖̝̗͉̙ͅh̰̤̭̳̟͓̼͓̳͟͝ȩ ͙̤͇̹̞̤̙͇̣̠͕͕̜̝͜ ̡̗͙̻̠͎̭̼͕͖̘̻̭̩́̕͟͠b̵̲̘̜͎̙̙̼̹̪͙̻͈̻̫̰̩́͢͡o̭͍̬̫̙̳̤̱̭͟ ̰͖̩̩͍̯͚̱á̶̶̫͚̲̲̲͘r̸̛͙̺̻̖̳̟̖͚̀d̴̷̛̝͙̹̲̻̦!̸̶̦͇͙̟̠́͝ ̟̳͖͎͈!̵̛̯̭̻̱̞̗̹̪̭̳̳̟͇̲͘͜͢!̶̰̦͔̻͍͙̦̪̗̥̜͚͢͢!͏̵̬͉̫̖͇̖ ̟̠
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You had better pay your guild dues before you forget. You are 113 months behind.