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    Default Jesus just did this to prove he was real....

    Apparently Methais hasn't been worshiping or something, so Jesus just Goatse'd the world to bring him into the light.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_dog...gs_2_18_09.jpg

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    Nah, that's a JJ Abrams thing.
    A giantman highwayman fires a plain wooden arrow at you!
    You barely manage to block the missile with your shield!
    You manage to block with the exact angle needed to deflect the attack right back at the giantman highwayman!
    AS: +315 vs DS: +35 with AvD: +23 + d100 roll: +51 = +354
    ... and hits for 119 points of damage!
    Deft strike to abdomen penetrates several useful organs!

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    Meanwhile, if we all fell on our knees to pray every time there was an optical illusion caused by the setting sun or the weather, we'd never get anything done.

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    Jesus didn't do this, looks more like Anu or Horus' handiwork.
    Last edited by Taernath; 10-06-2014 at 09:44 PM.
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