[Prime]-GSIV:Spert: "someone paint my halfling bush"
[Prime]-GSIV:Spert: "someone paint my halfling bush"
Last edited by Taernath; 04-26-2017 at 02:12 PM.
You had better pay your guild dues before you forget. You are 113 months behind.
[LNet]-GSIV:Vayek: "nipple rubbing IS an experice" (18:14:59)
[Merchant]-GSIV:Gravestones: "Selling some silk-lined wolf skin britches for 1mil. Legworn, holds medium-sized (20lbs) for 2 items. It's a twohander party in your pants." (18:15:03)
I was asked to post this by request. I'm pretty sure these two were in cahoots, but I missed whatever it was that was being discussed prior to my log in. And, of course, Vayek didn't offer any explanation, bastard. :-P
[Merchant]-GSIV:Vesemir: "giving relationship advice $$$$ text me for info"
[Merchant]-You: "My girl says I'm too big for her hole, what should I do?"
[Merchant]-GSIV:Beldannon: "quit trying to stick it in her ear"
Granted I was part of this exchange, but I thought it was worthy. Props as always to Beldannon.
[LNet]-GSIV:Apoc: "how's that dildo collection coming along Vishra"
[LNet]-GSIV:Ealanas: "nope"
[LNet]-GSIV:Vishra: "Slowly =("
[LNet]-GSIV:Rarr: "He said I ain't have a cute penis over a year ago, and I just found out. My dick is asthetically pleasing, regardless of what that salty whore says"
[LNet]-GSIV:Tayre: "I don't remember your p[enis"
[LNet]-GSIV:Tayre: "It's been like 5 years"
[LNet]-GSIV:Tayre: "I've seen a lot of penis"
[LNet]-GSIV:Tayre: "Since."
[LNet]-GSIV:Tayre: "It's a blur of penis."
Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam
[help]-GSIV:Hatraxyl: "... wait wherre is the bleached buthole?"