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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashliana View Post
    I always lurk, even if I'm not particularly motivated to get into one of these back-and-forths you love so much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tisket View Post
    Everybody's a critic.

    I'm going to make one with massive tatas just for SHM.
    The Food Stamp Program, administered by the US Dept of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps ever.
    Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the US Dept of the Interior, asks us to, "Please Do Not Feed the Animals."
    Their stated reason for the policy is because the animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves.
    This ends today's lesson.
    -Billy Fleming (Sage of Sages)

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    Suppa Hobbit Mage
    www.twitch.tv/3piecesofbread
    Quote Originally Posted by time4fun
    No, actually, Back is not an idiot.
    Quote Originally Posted by Back
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman.


    Quote Originally Posted by Androidpk View Post
    And feel free to get me banned, not going to stop my lawyer from sending Kranar a subpoena for IP information on a couple of people.

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    This made me laugh, and laugh and laugh... "In the role of a lifetime..."
    You slap Walkar's cheek, hard.
    He continues, "I've decided that I'm not going to let you serve community service, so don't get your hopes up. To this aim, you may either pay the fine of 50000000 silvers plus any other outstanding debts you may owe, or serve a total of 120 minutes of incarceration. You may ANSWER me either FINE or INCARCERATION as your choice. But I digress. Choose quickly, now, lest I hold you in contempt of court for wasting my time."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jhynnifer View Post
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX21fA9wUnE

    This made me laugh, and laugh and laugh... "In the role of a lifetime..."
    www.twitch.tv/3piecesofbread
    Quote Originally Posted by time4fun
    No, actually, Back is not an idiot.
    Quote Originally Posted by Back
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman.


    Quote Originally Posted by Androidpk View Post
    And feel free to get me banned, not going to stop my lawyer from sending Kranar a subpoena for IP information on a couple of people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taernath View Post
    and anything Uwe Boll shits out.
    I was surprised but Rampage wasn't actually bad, of course they started churning out shitty sequels though.

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    Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

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    New Between Two Ferns.


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    I love Between Two Ferns. I hope Seinfeld gets Galifianakis on Comedians in Cars.
    You had better pay your guild dues before you forget. You are 113 months behind.

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