Thread for Things That Made You Laugh Today

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I love instant karma.

Man flees from police in high speed motorcycle chase exceeding 100mph.

Jump from bike, gets tazed. Taze ignites 1 gallon of gasoline in his backpack engulfing him in a fireball. Police officer saves his life with very quick thinking getting a fire extinguisher.

https://www.police1.com/patrol-issue...7bmVHadtoeLBi/

[drauz]

[Neveragain]

https://youtube.com/shorts/eyexn5QkE4s?feature=share

For some reason shorts don't directly link to the forums, or, I'm doing something wrong...

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Anyhow. The link is to a Clarence the Lab short (King C), the creator deserves the attention because this shit is funny AF.

[Velfi]

Hedgehog fart

https://twitter.com/buitengebieden/s...91234124644355

[Solkern]

My daughter’s favorite phrase now is “fucking stupid” and she loves to say it all the time at home.

This morning, she’s doing her normal routine of singing “fucking stupid” and my wife asks her “who’s fucking stupid?” She looks at me, looks at my wife and screams “mommy is fucking stupid!”

Looks like I’m on the couch tonight.

[Suppressed Poet]

My daughter’s favorite phrase now is “fucking stupid” and she loves to say it all the time at home.

This morning, she’s doing her normal routine of singing “fucking stupid” and my wife asks her “who’s fucking stupid?” She looks at me, looks at my wife and screams “mommy is fucking stupid!”

Looks like I’m on the couch tonight.

If I recall, you have little ones for children. I’m not here to give you parenting advice but I have a strict no profanity rule in my house. Our job as dads are to make sure they grow up to be polite, educated, and contributing members of society. For daughters add don’t get knocked up until you graduate college & stay off those stripper poles.

[Solkern]

If I recall, you have little ones for children. I’m not here to give you parenting advice but I have a strict no profanity rule in my house. Our job as dads are to make sure they grow up to be polite, educated, and contributing members of society. For daughters add don’t get knocked up until you graduate college & stay off those stripper poles.

Yup, I agree. She only says it at home, and when no one is over. It’s the first time she put that phrase with a person. We explained to her, what she did, she understands and she won’t do it again.
With other people, and in public, she’s an extremely polite good little girl.

[Gelston]

If I recall, you have little ones for children. I’m not here to give you parenting advice but I have a strict no profanity rule in my house. Our job as dads are to make sure they grow up to be polite, educated, and contributing members of society. For daughters add don’t get knocked up until you graduate college & stay off those stripper poles.

I expose my kids to all the profanity. they know they can't say it infront of an adult. They are polite to adults. They learn the differenc einstead of something being outright banned.

We don't raise bitches here.

That is why the don't act like dumb retards when I take them to an LSU Football game and the crowd is singing suck that tiger dick bitch.



LSU is a magical place.

[Suppressed Poet]

I expose my kids to all the profanity. they know they can't say it infront of an adult. They are polite to adults. They learn the differenc einstead of something being outright banned.

We don't raise bitches here.

That is why the don't act like dumb retards when I take them to an LSU Football game and the crowd is singing suck that tiger dick bitch.



LSU is a magical place.

Oh my kids definitely know profanity, but I don’t want it spoken in my house. Personally I think it’s important they learn respect and boundaries.

I’m a Texas Tech grad. Guns up. I’m more into pro football though.

My kids are no bitches. Different strokes for different folks. I’m in no position nor have any desire to tell other people how to raise their kids. I will say though that I think it’s important for kids to learn by example when profane language is socially appropriate vs when it isn’t.

[Gelston]

Oh my kids definitely know profanity, but I don’t want it spoken in my house. Personally I think it’s important they learn respect and boundaries.

I’m a Texas Tech grad. Guns up. I’m more into pro football though.

My kids are no bitches. Different strokes for different folks. I’m in no position nor have any desire to tell other people how to raise their kids. I will say though that I think it’s important for kids to learn by example when profane language is socially appropriate vs when it isn’t.

And they know when it is and in't appropriate by seeing it in action, not randomly being told.