Thread for Things That Made You Laugh Today

[Gelston]

[drauz]

https://www.sfgate.com/weird/article...g-12879164.php

"One logical possibility for those who are truly free thinkers is that space-time wraps around and we get a Pac-Man effect," he said.

Encountering this phenomenon at the end of the world, a traveler would immediately be whisked — teleported, worm-holed or whatever — to the opposite end of of the map, just as Pac-Man or Pac-Man's ghosts arrive on the right-hand side of the screen as they exit on the left-hand side in the old-school video game.

Have your doubts? Maybe you're not as free a thinker as you thought you were.

[Gelston]

https://www.sfgate.com/weird/article...g-12879164.php

Isn't it just way, way easier to imagine the world as a sphere?

[Methais]

But we’ve already seen the world to be round in space?

Flat earthers can’t be reasoned with and think pics of Earth from space are fake.

To put it in perspective, they’re even more retarded than you, cwolff, backlash, and time4fun. That’s really saying something.

[Methais]

[Methais]

Cash spilled by armored truck causes chaos along highway

The blacktop turned green on an Indiana interstate Wednesday morning when the backdoor of a Brinks truck swung open, spilling hundreds of thousands of dollars in cash onto the roadway.

Opportunistic motorists hopped out of their cars and nearby residents vaulted over fences as they jostled to scoop up handfuls of bills along Interstate 70 near Indianapolis around 9 a.m., according to local Fox affiliate WXIN.

“Bags of money were falling out of the back onto the interstate,” Indiana State Police Cpl. Brock McCooe told the station. “Sort of something out of a movie scene, where you have bills, loose bills flying all over the interstate, vehicles stopping, people getting out of their cars.”

Video from the scene showed hundreds of greenbacks strewn along the side of the highway, which had to be shut down until the all the bills were picked up.

Troopers at the scene initially said that as much as $600,000 may have been scattered across the interstate, but later said that they couldn’t be sure of the exact amount.

It remains unclear what caused the backdoor to open, which the driver only became aware of when a passing motorist flagged him down, according to WXIN.

Troopers made clear that anyone who thought they found a payday along the roadway was committing a crime.

“Anyone who picked up money can be charged with theft,” wrote ISP Sgt. John Perrine on Twitter. “If you have money from the incident to return, contact the Indiana State Police.”

Police said they’re scanning video footage for license plates of sticky-fingered motorists spotted helping themselves to the cash — including a school bus driver.

“If you’re willing to, in good conscience, turn it back in, there’s amnesty,” McCooe told WXIN. “There’s no real questions asked if you’re willing to give it back.”

https://nypost.com/2018/05/02/cash-s...along-highway/

How would they prove that X person took money just based on their license plate though? Unless they have clear footage of the car's actual owner with it, I don't see them being able to do shit. Like proving who the driver was with a red light camera that just takes a pic of the plate.

Must have been nuts to roll up on some crazy shit like that though. I bet the audio that probably doesn't exist in a recording was hilarious.

[Methais]

[Gelston]

[Methais]

[Gelston]

I don't follow gay porn.