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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    That being said, if someone breaks into my house, they are probably getting shot.
    No. You make sure they know you're there, since surprises are the cause of a lot of accidental shootings. Then, if they want to shoot you, you try and convince them that robbery is not as bad as felony murder or felony a&b. If they seem adverse to such advice, you leave.
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    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    Then they were trying to say he had pot on him, but I mean, so what?, that doesn't make any difference.
    She smelled pot and feared for her life!

    Seriously though, fuck her. Shame it took a story of someone straight up getting murdered in their own home to get charges to stick.
    You had better pay your guild dues before you forget. You are 113 months behind.

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    Last edited by Methais; 10-09-2019 at 02:55 PM.
    [Private]-GSIV:Nyatherra: "Until this moment i forgot that i changed your name to Biff Muffbanger on Lnet"
    Quote Originally Posted by Back
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman.
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    Remember, I'm a tiny dick pussy.



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    Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

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    Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

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    My little dog is trying to fuck my big dog who is laying down, and he's trying to fuck her head.
    https://stopthemadness.gop/
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    Click the link above to see how much you owe the government.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage View Post
    My little dog is trying to fuck my big dog who is laying down, and he's trying to fuck her head.
    Your dog watches too much porn.

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    [Private]-GSIV:Nyatherra: "Until this moment i forgot that i changed your name to Biff Muffbanger on Lnet"
    Quote Originally Posted by Back
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman.
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    Remember, I'm a tiny dick pussy.



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    [Private]-GSIV:Nyatherra: "Until this moment i forgot that i changed your name to Biff Muffbanger on Lnet"
    Quote Originally Posted by Back
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman.
    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    Remember, I'm a tiny dick pussy.



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    No, I am not Drauz in game.

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