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    Ordered some rain gear for bad weather and it's been delayed due to...bad weather. Amazon tracking message:

    On the way, but it may be late
    From FedEx at Tuesday, February 6.
    Delay in delivery due to weather or natural disaster
    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    I like penis.
    We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. We must remember always that accusation is not proof and that conviction depends upon evidence and due process of law. We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason, if we dig deep in our history and our doctrine, and remember that we are not descended from fearful men. Edward R. Murrow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tisket View Post
    Ordered some rain gear for bad weather and it's been delayed due to...bad weather. Amazon tracking message:

    On the way, but it may be late
    From FedEx at Tuesday, February 6.
    Delay in delivery due to weather or natural disaster
    GO TO THE MALL YOU ANTISOCIAL LEMUR

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    GO TO THE MALL YOU ANTISOCIAL LEMUR
    I love stuff but not the experience of getting it in person.

    The gear is for my husband and he doesn't care about anything but that it fits and keeps the rain off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    I like penis.
    We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. We must remember always that accusation is not proof and that conviction depends upon evidence and due process of law. We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason, if we dig deep in our history and our doctrine, and remember that we are not descended from fearful men. Edward R. Murrow

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    Another laugh: I've been catching up on the last season of Episodes and somehow the closed captioning on my laptop got turned on. Apparently someone was pissed at the cast and crew because the captioning for episode 3 is angry and angsty, but also funny as hell. It in no way matches the actual script. I just imagined some deaf person trying to make sense of the episode and it made me laugh.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    I like penis.
    We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. We must remember always that accusation is not proof and that conviction depends upon evidence and due process of law. We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason, if we dig deep in our history and our doctrine, and remember that we are not descended from fearful men. Edward R. Murrow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tisket View Post
    I love stuff but not the experience of getting it in person.

    The gear is for my husband and he doesn't care about anything but that it fits and keeps the rain off.
    Grats on the new marriage, Gelston! I had no idea you liked penis.
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    I like penis.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    I like penis.
    We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. We must remember always that accusation is not proof and that conviction depends upon evidence and due process of law. We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason, if we dig deep in our history and our doctrine, and remember that we are not descended from fearful men. Edward R. Murrow

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    I like grammatical errors.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    I like grammatical errors.
    I've noticed that about you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    I like penis.
    We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. We must remember always that accusation is not proof and that conviction depends upon evidence and due process of law. We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason, if we dig deep in our history and our doctrine, and remember that we are not descended from fearful men. Edward R. Murrow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tisket View Post
    I've noticed that about you.
    You said it.
    Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

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    This would be funnier if I posted more often.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    I like penis.
    We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. We must remember always that accusation is not proof and that conviction depends upon evidence and due process of law. We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason, if we dig deep in our history and our doctrine, and remember that we are not descended from fearful men. Edward R. Murrow

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