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    Quote Originally Posted by Tgo01 View Post
    Also: Tisket hates old people and black people.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    I like penis.
    We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. We must remember always that accusation is not proof and that conviction depends upon evidence and due process of law. We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason, if we dig deep in our history and our doctrine, and remember that we are not descended from fearful men. Edward R. Murrow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    HALLE MAYBE IS THE LITTLE MERMAID?!?!?!
    I'm not gonna lie...I'm a little turned on right now.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    I like penis.
    We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. We must remember always that accusation is not proof and that conviction depends upon evidence and due process of law. We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason, if we dig deep in our history and our doctrine, and remember that we are not descended from fearful men. Edward R. Murrow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tisket View Post
    In this ageist society, I've found myself totally amazed at all the focus media has given to the fact that Disney has cast a black woman for the role of Ariel instead of the fact that they cast a 52-year-old woman for the role.

    Yes, all week I thought it was Halle BERRY that was cast, not Halle BAILEY.

    My family has been spending the morning mocking me.
    I'm just worried that they hired a black person to play the role of a character that can swim.


    Quote Originally Posted by SHAFT View Post
    Fuck the Bible and fuck you. Took over 2 years to get Nixon. Trump is fucked, just like you. ✌🏻❤️
    Quote Originally Posted by SHAFT View Post
    You show me a video of me typing that and Ill admit it.

    Not sure why you'd create a false statement by me and put it in your signature. Seems kinda creepy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neveragain View Post
    I'm just worried that they hired a black person to play the role of a character that can swim.
    truth
    http://www.usdebtclock.org/

    Click the link above to see how much you owe the government.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neveragain View Post
    I'm just worried that they hired a black person to play the role of a character that can swim.
    Yep. Had nine blacks in my boot camp platoon. None could swim. Weird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wrathbringer View Post
    Yep. Had nine blacks in my boot camp platoon. None could swim. Weird.
    Yeah, it's almost like swimming was never a part of the black recreational culture. Weird indeed.

    Or not so much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tisket View Post
    Yeah, it's almost like swimming was never a part of the black recreational culture. Weird indeed.

    Or not so much.
    POOLS ARE ONLY FOR WHITE PEOPLE
    Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

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    Meanwhile, in Scandinavia...

    Last edited by Stumplicker; 07-12-2019 at 06:01 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stumplicker View Post
    I would totally go to this.


    Quote Originally Posted by SHAFT View Post
    Fuck the Bible and fuck you. Took over 2 years to get Nixon. Trump is fucked, just like you. ✌🏻❤️
    Quote Originally Posted by SHAFT View Post
    You show me a video of me typing that and Ill admit it.

    Not sure why you'd create a false statement by me and put it in your signature. Seems kinda creepy...

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