Thread for Things That Made You Laugh Today

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[cwolff]

WASHINGTON — A Navy chaplain was fired last month from his post at a Marine Corps command after he was caught on video having sex with a woman at a pub in New Orleans, USA TODAY has learned.
The Marines fired Navy Capt. Loften Thornton on March 20 for “loss of trust and confidence,” said Marine Lt. Col. Ted Wong, a spokesman for Marine Reserve. Thornton had been chaplain for Marine Forces Reserve based in New Orleans.

Wong declined to discuss what prompted the Marines to fire Thornton, a Navy chaplain since 1992. But two Defense officials confirmed that authorities were examining video that shows Thornton having sex with a woman at the Crown & Anchor Pub, a British-themed tavern west of the French Quarter. They were not authorized to speak on the record because the case is under investigation.

That's such B.S. Finally get a chaplain who the guys can relate to, and they fire him.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/na...cid=spartanntp

[Gelston]

That's such B.S. Finally get a chaplain who the guys can relate to, and they fire him.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/na...cid=spartanntp

This is the peacetime military, they'll fire you for anything now. He was probably at the top of his career anyways.. I mean, not many Chaplains ever see a star. Hell, the Chaplain of the Marine Corps is a 1 star billet.

I think the Chief Chaplain of the Navy is a 2 star.

[cwolff]

This is the peacetime military, they'll fire you for anything now. He was probably at the top of his career anyways.. I mean, not many Chaplains ever see a star. Hell, the Chaplain of the Marine Corps is a 1 star billet.

I think the Chief Chaplain of the Navy is a 2 star.

While I don't disagree and also don't give a shit about chaplains, I am reluctant to believe that he could keep his job after getting filmed banging a chick in a bar even at the height of the Iraq war.

[Gelston]

While I don't disagree and also don't give a shit about chaplains, I am reluctant to believe that he could keep his job after getting filmed banging a chick in a bar even at the height of the Iraq war.

The film wouldn't have ever been made public and the military would have never said anything about it.

[Wrathbringer]

So great. I love when he starts pushing the guy in the wheelchair.

[Methais]

So great. I love when he starts pushing the guy in the wheelchair.

Dwight Yoakam's mom said that he played Doyle so well that she hated her own son while she was watching the movie.

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[Velfi]

https://i.imgur.com/JQn1I6F.gifv

The gif isnt wanting to be a gif for some reason, I dunno.

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