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    It's like somebody said "I really want a corndog, but...FUCK YO BATTER!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    That is called an oven.
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    an oven?

    .. it goes by many names.
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    In the grand scheme of things if this is the worst thing you do when you are drunk you are ahead of the game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allereli View Post
    how crappy is that part of the hot dog sticking out of the toaster? shit should fit all the way in so you don't have to flip it over.
    http://home.howstuffworks.com/toaster.htm
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    Besides, Republicans also block abstinence and contraceptives anyway.
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    Regulating firearms to keep them out of the hands of criminals, the unhinged, etc. meets the first test of the 2nd amendment, 'well-regulated'.

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    3 million more popular votes. I'd say the numbers speak for themselves. Gerrymandering won for Trump.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit View Post
    you never had a piece of bread that didn't fit in the toaster?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Allereli View Post
    you never had a piece of bread that didn't fit in the toaster?








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    Quote Originally Posted by Allereli View Post
    you never had a piece of bread that didn't fit in the toaster?
    Only when I bake my own then cut it thick.
    This space for sale.

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    If you buy regular sized buns and regular sized hot dogs at the grocery store, it will fit. I am happy with this. Bread that doesn't fit in my toaster fits in my oven. And that is generally french or garlic bread loaves. The bread toasters are made for fits in toasters.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Allereli View Post
    you never had a piece of bread that didn't fit in the toaster?
    I've never had a piece of bread I couldn't make toast out of.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seran-the Current Retard Champion View Post
    Besides, Republicans also block abstinence and contraceptives anyway.
    Quote Originally Posted by Seran-the Current Retard Champion View Post
    Regulating firearms to keep them out of the hands of criminals, the unhinged, etc. meets the first test of the 2nd amendment, 'well-regulated'.

    Quote Originally Posted by SHAFT View Post
    You show me a video of me typing that and Ill admit it. (This was the excuse he came up with when he was called out for a really stupid post)
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    3 million more popular votes. I'd say the numbers speak for themselves. Gerrymandering won for Trump.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    The bread toasters are made for fits in toasters.
    but that bread sucks.

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