I got drunk and bought this on Amazon

[Whirlin]

I dream of an appliance that can toast everything you could possibly want to toast, all at once.

an oven?

[Gelston]

I dream of an appliance that can toast everything you could possibly want to toast, all at once.

That is called an oven.

[Tenlaar]

[Allereli]

The plunger or whatever it's called isn't pushed down.

of course you're all right in this picture, but not all hot dogs are built the same. plus it doesn't allow for slitting the dog and letting the meat boil out.

[Gelston]

of course you're all right in this picture, but not all hot dogs are built the same. plus it doesn't allow for slitting the dog and letting the meat boil out.

Um, what? So I'll just buy hot dogs that fit into it? Problem solved?

Also, what do you mean by meat boiling out? I don't want the shit to explode. This isn't any different then putting it in a toaster oven, except that is has hot dog slots instead of a flat tray.

[iJin]

I've seen these at work. I also want the damn mcmuffin one, looks soooo good.

[Gelston]

I saw that. Maybe next time I get drunk I'll buy that too.

[Taernath]

not all hot dogs are built the same

You're thinking of sausages.

[Allereli]

You're thinking of sausages.

no you got the foot longs vs. the ballparks vs. the limp pieces of dog meat. Ballparks can really get plump. If you've never slit your hot dog before cooking, you're missing out.

[Gelston]

You are trying to compare this to a grill. Don't do that.