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    Default I got drunk and bought this on Amazon

    This is a thread where you can post items you bought while drunk that you otherwise wouldn't have. (I mostly made it to show off my hot dog new toaster.)



    http://www.amazon.com/dp/B008JC8QKM/..._M3T1_ST1_dp_1

    I was drunk, reading consumerist, saw it mention this, and just thought "Fuckin SOLD!"
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    Just don't get drunk and put your junk in it.
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    how crappy is that part of the hot dog sticking out of the toaster? shit should fit all the way in so you don't have to flip it over.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Allereli View Post
    how crappy is that part of the hot dog sticking out of the toaster? shit should fit all the way in so you don't have to flip it over.
    It does fit all the way in. That is when the toaster pops up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Allereli View Post
    how crappy is that part of the hot dog sticking out of the toaster? shit should fit all the way in so you don't have to flip it over.
    The plunger or whatever it's called isn't pushed down.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Whirlin View Post
    The plunger or whatever it's called isn't pushed down.
    of course you're all right in this picture, but not all hot dogs are built the same. plus it doesn't allow for slitting the dog and letting the meat boil out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Allereli View Post
    of course you're all right in this picture, but not all hot dogs are built the same. plus it doesn't allow for slitting the dog and letting the meat boil out.
    Um, what? So I'll just buy hot dogs that fit into it? Problem solved?

    Also, what do you mean by meat boiling out? I don't want the shit to explode. This isn't any different then putting it in a toaster oven, except that is has hot dog slots instead of a flat tray.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Allereli View Post
    not all hot dogs are built the same
    You're thinking of sausages.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taernath View Post
    You're thinking of sausages.
    no you got the foot longs vs. the ballparks vs. the limp pieces of dog meat. Ballparks can really get plump. If you've never slit your hot dog before cooking, you're missing out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allereli View Post
    how crappy is that part of the hot dog sticking out of the toaster? shit should fit all the way in so you don't have to flip it over.
    http://home.howstuffworks.com/toaster.htm
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