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    Quote Originally Posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage View Post
    The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
    No no no, the saying is: The early bird gets the worm BUT the early worm gets an early death.

    Moral of the story...don't be an early worm.

    I know, that's two lines but whatever.
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    Most of my aliases are pretty basic, but here's one I've grown to rely on. I'd long had a little script that does the same thing, but Lich is quicker and it works during RT:

    ;peek => ;eq multifput("set description off", "set roomnames off"); checkpaths.each { |x| fput("peer "+x); sleep 0.2}; multifput("set description on", "set roomnames on", "look")

    So it PEERs down each of the "obvious paths" or "obvious exits." More useful in some areas than others, of course.
    Last edited by Rolton-Sammich; 07-09-2013 at 07:57 PM. Reason: poo

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    I'm not sure if this qualifies as a one liner... but for some reason I made it an alias instead of a script, so here you go:

    Code:
    ;alias add chronotime=;eq time = (5400 - ((Time.now.to_i - XMLData.server_time_offset - 1289368800) % 5400)); hours = time / 3600; minutes = (time % 3600)/60; seconds = (time % 3600)%60; output = Array.new; if hours == 1; output.push '1 hour'; end; if minutes == 1; output.push '1 minute'; elsif minutes > 1; output.push "#{minutes} minutes"; end; if seconds == 1; output.push '1 second'; elsif seconds > 1; output.push "#{seconds} seconds"; end; respond "Next chronomage departure is in #{output.join(', ')}."
    example output:
    Code:
    >chronotime
    Next chronomage departure is in 1 hour, 13 minutes, 58 seconds.
    This will probably give the wrong time if you're in a different timezone. Add or subtract the number of seconds it's off from the large number.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tillmen View Post
    I'm not sure if this qualifies as a one liner... but for some reason I made it an alias instead of a script, so here you go:

    Code:
    ;alias add chronotime=;eq time = (5400 - ((Time.now.to_i - XMLData.server_time_offset - 1289368800) % 5400)); hours = time / 3600; minutes = (time % 3600)/60; seconds = (time % 3600)%60; output = Array.new; if hours == 1; output.push '1 hour'; end; if minutes == 1; output.push '1 minute'; elsif minutes > 1; output.push "#{minutes} minutes"; end; if seconds == 1; output.push '1 second'; elsif seconds > 1; output.push "#{seconds} seconds"; end; respond "Next chronomage departure is in #{output.join(', ')}."
    example output:
    Code:
    >chronotime
    Next chronomage departure is in 1 hour, 13 minutes, 58 seconds.
    This will probably give the wrong time if you're in a different timezone. Add or subtract the number of seconds it's off from the large number.
    thats probably the best/most used alias i have
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    Quote Originally Posted by Donquix View Post
    Who should I spell up?

    i got a nice chuckle out of that
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    after a very failed rescue, I made this to grab all hands in room.

    very handy in my opinion for rescuers to make a macro of,

    ;e GameObj.pcs.each{|pc|;fput "hold ##{pc.id}"}
    Last edited by zzentar; 07-29-2013 at 10:24 AM.

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    Probably the most useful oneliner I have made in a while. A friend wizard, needed a way to cast rapidfire multiple times and you cant rapidfire rapidfire.

    This will cast whatever spell, however times you want to cast it. It will wait till you are above the mana threshold you set and will automaticaly exit if at max spell duration.


    ;e 10.times{wait until mana > 100;Spell[515].cast;if Spell[515].timeleft > 249;break;end}


    Change the 10.times to however many casts you want to cast and change mana > 100 to whatever min mana threshold you want it to not go below

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    I am so pissed I never kept up with this thread, I upgraded Lich and some how deleted my stuff. I never realized how many aliases I had for one liners

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    I feel like a toddler learning to walk now and I have no idea how to remake those oneliners, I have been away a lot lately

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    I thought this thread was gonna be about how to pick up trashy women.



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