Texas Cadillac? To funny.
Looks like we have more in common than just mangling hay string with curry combs. I'm going to utilize your mothers 'Texas Cadillac' reference to the Dodge RAM 2500 w/Extended Cab. I call mine Bertha. She's a little aged, but has a strong Cummins for a heart.
As for the Prius, I refer to them as 'Scootabouts'. Mine have always been riceburners. Both my Toyota and Honda were at 230k miles, and still running very well, when I left them behind. I'm currently kicking the tires on a Yota as I am sans a Scootabout at the moment.
Parking a Texas Cadillac in town is always an adventure!
Did somone mention Riddick? :-)
Back to knives, I very recently saw a recall on foldable pocket knives. There was no lock feature to them. Yowtch! Nice way to hurt some fingers.