Random Old Clips

[Methais]

Was digging through some old files last night and came across a bunch of old snippets.

I thought this one was pretty awesome. This is the biggest Cone of Lightning I've ever cast.

Post your old clips here....




>[Solhaven, Bayside Road]
Bayside Road widens here, as throngs of people head southward into the North Market. More than a few are drawn by the mouthwatering aroma of fresh-baked goods wafting from the doorway of the half-timber building opposite the bridge. To the northwest, the Market Bridge spans the bay, heading towards Marshtown. You also see a krolvin warfarer, a krolvin warchief that is lying down, the purple Methais disk, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a krolvin warfarer that is lying down, a wrinkled beige shirt and an old barrel.
Obvious paths: northeast, east, south, southwest, northwest
>
Eriyan just arrived.
prep 518
>Rimalon's group just arrived.
>
You intone a phrase of elemental power while raising your hands, invoking Cone of Lightning...
Your spell is ready.
>
Yourge just arrived.
stance offensive
>You are now in an offensive stance.
>cast
stance defensive
You gesture.
You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +105 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +22 = +571
... and hit for 274 points of damage!
Horrifying bolt of electricity turns chest into a smoking pulp of flesh. No life left there.
The krolvin warfarer falls to the ground and lies still.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warchief!
AS: +613 vs DS: +106 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +70 = +616
... and hit for 293 points of damage!
Massive electrical bolt burns a hole through the back and kidneys.
The krolvin warchief screams one last time and dies.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +55 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +89 = +688
... and hit for 285 points of damage!
Hideously bright electrical bolt sends left hand into another universe. Happy traveling.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +55 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +82 = +681
... and hit for 297 points of damage!
Hideously bright electrical bolt sends right leg into another universe. Happy traveling.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +55 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +22 = +621
... and hit for 296 points of damage!
Horrifying bolt of electricity crystalizes abdominal area. Spiffy but unfortunately also quite deadly.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +55 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +57 = +656
... and hit for 311 points of damage!
Horrifying bolt of electricity turns chest into a smoking pulp of flesh. No life left there.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +55 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +6 = +605
... and hit for 249 points of damage!
Hideously bright electrical bolt sends right hand into another universe. Happy traveling.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +55 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +5 = +604
... and hit for 253 points of damage!
Hideously bright electrical bolt sends left arm into another universe. Happy traveling.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +55 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +46 = +645
... and hit for 266 points of damage!
Hideously bright electrical bolt sends left hand into another universe. Happy traveling.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +55 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +14 = +613
... and hit for 292 points of damage!
Horrifying bolt of electricity turns chest into a smoking pulp of flesh. No life left there.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +55 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +76 = +675
... and hit for 319 points of damage!
Massive electrical bolt burns a hole through the back and kidneys.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +55 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +55 = +654
... and hit for 270 points of damage!
Hideously bright electrical bolt sends left hand into another universe. Happy traveling.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +55 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +85 = +684
... and hit for 323 points of damage!
Horrifying bolt of electricity crystalizes abdominal area. Spiffy but unfortunately also quite deadly.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +55 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +45 = +644
... and hit for 281 points of damage!
Hideously bright electrical bolt sends left leg into another universe. Happy traveling.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +55 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +24 = +623
... and hit for 276 points of damage!
Immense electrical bolt finds left eye the perfect conductor to ground out in. A shocking death indeed.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +55 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +34 = +633
... and hit for 281 points of damage!
Horrifying electrical shock converts head into blood-stained glass. Death is a step up.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +80 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +53 = +627
... and hit for 273 points of damage!
Hideously bright electrical bolt sends right leg into another universe. Happy traveling.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.
The deep blue glow leaves a krolvin warfarer.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +55 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +28 = +627
... and hit for 298 points of damage!
Massive electrical bolt burns a hole through the back and kidneys.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +80 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +30 = +604
... and hit for 253 points of damage!
Hideously bright electrical bolt sends left arm into another universe. Happy traveling.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.
The deep blue glow leaves a krolvin warfarer.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +80 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +3 = +577
... and hit for 252 points of damage!
Hideously bright electrical bolt sends left leg into another universe. Happy traveling.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.
The deep blue glow leaves a krolvin warfarer.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +80 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +81 = +655
... and hit for 285 points of damage!
Hideously bright electrical bolt sends left leg into another universe. Happy traveling.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.
The deep blue glow leaves a krolvin warfarer.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +55 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +95 = +694
... and hit for 327 points of damage!
Horrifying bolt of electricity crystalizes abdominal area. Spiffy but unfortunately also quite deadly.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +55 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +62 = +661
... and hit for 288 points of damage!
Hideously bright electrical bolt sends left leg into another universe. Happy traveling.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +55 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +24 = +623
... and hit for 256 points of damage!
Hideously bright electrical bolt sends left hand into another universe. Happy traveling.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +80 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +13 = +587
... and hit for 251 points of damage!
Surprisingly large electrical arc destroys neck and moves up around head making a flashy halo. Rather classical death occurs.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.
The deep blue glow leaves a krolvin warfarer.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +55 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +62 = +661
... and hit for 288 points of damage!
Hideously bright electrical bolt sends right leg into another universe. Happy traveling.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +55 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +23 = +622
... and hit for 271 points of damage!
Hideously bright electrical bolt sends right leg into another universe. Happy traveling.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +80 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +65 = +639
... and hit for 303 points of damage!
Massive electrical bolt burns a hole through the back and kidneys.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.
The deep blue glow leaves a krolvin warfarer.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +80 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +92 = +666
... and hit for 315 points of damage!
Horrifying bolt of electricity turns chest into a smoking pulp of flesh. No life left there.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.
The deep blue glow leaves a krolvin warfarer.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +55 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +8 = +607
... and hit for 255 points of damage!
Hideously bright electrical bolt sends left arm into another universe. Happy traveling.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +80 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +25 = +599
... and hit for 286 points of damage!
Horrifying bolt of electricity crystalizes abdominal area. Spiffy but unfortunately also quite deadly.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.
The deep blue glow leaves a krolvin warfarer.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +80 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +96 = +670
... and hit for 292 points of damage!
Hideously bright electrical bolt sends right leg into another universe. Happy traveling.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.
The deep blue glow leaves a krolvin warfarer.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +80 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +10 = +584
... and hit for 250 points of damage!
Surprisingly large electrical arc destroys neck and moves up around head making a flashy halo. Rather classical death occurs.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.
The deep blue glow leaves a krolvin warfarer.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +80 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +39 = +613
... and hit for 272 points of damage!
Horrifying electrical shock converts head into blood-stained glass. Death is a step up.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.
The deep blue glow leaves a krolvin warfarer.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +55 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +13 = +612
... and hit for 252 points of damage!
Hideously bright electrical bolt sends right hand into another universe. Happy traveling.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +55 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +16 = +615
... and hit for 293 points of damage!
Massive electrical bolt burns a hole through the back and kidneys.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +55 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +32 = +631
... and hit for 265 points of damage!
Hideously bright electrical bolt sends left arm into another universe. Happy traveling.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +80 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +76 = +650
... and hit for 278 points of damage!
Hideously bright electrical bolt sends right arm into another universe. Happy traveling.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.
The deep blue glow leaves a krolvin warfarer.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +80 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +60 = +634
... and hit for 301 points of damage!
Massive electrical bolt burns a hole through the back and kidneys.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.
The deep blue glow leaves a krolvin warfarer.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +80 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +70 = +644
... and hit for 266 points of damage!
Hideously bright electrical bolt sends left hand into another universe. Happy traveling.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.
The deep blue glow leaves a krolvin warfarer.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +80 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +66 = +640
... and hit for 279 points of damage!
Hideously bright electrical bolt sends left leg into another universe. Happy traveling.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.
The deep blue glow leaves a krolvin warfarer.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +80 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +43 = +617
... and hit for 294 points of damage!
Horrifying bolt of electricity crystalizes abdominal area. Spiffy but unfortunately also quite deadly.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.
The deep blue glow leaves a krolvin warfarer.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +55 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +34 = +633
... and hit for 281 points of damage!
Horrifying electrical shock converts head into blood-stained glass. Death is a step up.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +55 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +100 = +699
... and hit for 304 points of damage!
Hideously bright electrical bolt sends left leg into another universe. Happy traveling.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +80 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +29 = +603
... and hit for 288 points of damage!
Horrifying bolt of electricity crystalizes abdominal area. Spiffy but unfortunately also quite deadly.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.
The deep blue glow leaves a krolvin warfarer.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +55 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +89 = +688
... and hit for 325 points of damage!
Massive electrical bolt burns a hole through the back and kidneys.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +80 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +32 = +606
... and hit for 289 points of damage!
Massive electrical bolt burns a hole through the back and kidneys.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.
The deep blue glow leaves a krolvin warfarer.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +55 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +45 = +644
... and hit for 281 points of damage!
Hideously bright electrical bolt sends left leg into another universe. Happy traveling.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +80 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +77 = +651
... and hit for 269 points of damage!
Hideously bright electrical bolt sends left hand into another universe. Happy traveling.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.
The deep blue glow leaves a krolvin warfarer.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +55 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +46 = +645
... and hit for 281 points of damage!
Hideously bright electrical bolt sends left leg into another universe. Happy traveling.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +80 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +50 = +624
... and hit for 297 points of damage!
Massive electrical bolt burns a hole through the back and kidneys.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.
The deep blue glow leaves a krolvin warfarer.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +80 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +60 = +634
... and hit for 301 points of damage!
Horrifying bolt of electricity turns chest into a smoking pulp of flesh. No life left there.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.
The deep blue glow leaves a krolvin warfarer.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +55 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +38 = +637
... and hit for 268 points of damage!
Hideously bright electrical bolt sends left arm into another universe. Happy traveling.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +80 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +45 = +619
... and hit for 295 points of damage!
Massive electrical bolt burns a hole through the back and kidneys.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.
The deep blue glow leaves a krolvin warfarer.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +55 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +71 = +670
... and hit for 292 points of damage!
Hideously bright electrical bolt sends right leg into another universe. Happy traveling.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +55 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +42 = +641
... and hit for 304 points of damage!
Massive electrical bolt burns a hole through the back and kidneys.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +55 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +52 = +651
... and hit for 309 points of damage!
Horrifying bolt of electricity crystalizes abdominal area. Spiffy but unfortunately also quite deadly.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +80 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +75 = +649
... and hit for 268 points of damage!
Hideously bright electrical bolt sends right hand into another universe. Happy traveling.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.
The deep blue glow leaves a krolvin warfarer.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +80 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +57 = +631
... and hit for 260 points of damage!
Hideously bright electrical bolt sends left hand into another universe. Happy traveling.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.
The deep blue glow leaves a krolvin warfarer.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +80 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +59 = +633
... and hit for 301 points of damage!
Horrifying bolt of electricity crystalizes abdominal area. Spiffy but unfortunately also quite deadly.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.
The deep blue glow leaves a krolvin warfarer.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +80 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +98 = +672
... and hit for 278 points of damage!
Hideously bright electrical bolt sends right hand into another universe. Happy traveling.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.
The deep blue glow leaves a krolvin warfarer.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +80 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +52 = +626
... and hit for 298 points of damage!
Horrifying bolt of electricity turns chest into a smoking pulp of flesh. No life left there.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.
The deep blue glow leaves a krolvin warfarer.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +55 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +44 = +643
... and hit for 280 points of damage!
Hideously bright electrical bolt sends left leg into another universe. Happy traveling.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +55 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +21 = +620
... and hit for 265 points of damage!
Surprisingly large electrical arc destroys neck and moves up around head making a flashy halo. Rather classical death occurs.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +55 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +96 = +695
... and hit for 288 points of damage!
Hideously bright electrical bolt sends right hand into another universe. Happy traveling.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +55 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +73 = +672
... and hit for 318 points of damage!
Horrifying bolt of electricity turns chest into a smoking pulp of flesh. No life left there.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +55 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +55 = +654
... and hit for 275 points of damage!
Hideously bright electrical bolt sends left arm into another universe. Happy traveling.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +80 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +78 = +652
... and hit for 269 points of damage!
Hideously bright electrical bolt sends left hand into another universe. Happy traveling.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.
The deep blue glow leaves a krolvin warfarer.

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +613 vs DS: +55 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +2 = +601
... and hit for 262 points of damage!
Hideously bright electrical bolt sends left leg into another universe. Happy traveling.
The krolvin warfarer screams one last time and lies still.

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>Cast Round Time in effect: Setting stance to guarded.

[Taernath]

Finally, an excuse to re-post this.

[Valley]
Each footstep is swallowed by the sea of grass that flows across the meadows and hills around you. High above you see gulls dancing on the ocean breezes. You also see a thrak.
Obvious paths: north, west, southwest.
Your dancing fingers weave a web of protection around you!

You are now in an offensive stance.

A thrak tries to bite you!
AS: +70 vs DS: +96 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +44 = +52
A clean miss.
A thrak drools with ravenous hunger!

You swing a blued and gilded vultite longsword at a thrak!
AS: +107 vs DS: +36 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +92 = +202
... and hit for 38 points of damage!
Slash along the thrak's lower back.
The thrak is stunned!
Roundtime: 5 sec.

...wait 3 seconds.
Renment just arrived.
Renment just went north.
You swing a blued and gilded vultite longsword at a thrak!
AS: +107 vs DS: +16 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +66 = +196
... and hit for 37 points of damage!
Blow to head!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
Renment just arrived.

Renment swings a bright fuchsia vultite broadsword at a thrak!
AS: +95 vs DS: +16 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +70 = +181
... and hits for 35 points of damage!
Solid blow gouges a chunk out of the thrak's right leg.
The thrak falls back into a heap and dies.

You scowl.

[Valley]
Each footstep is swallowed by the sea of grass that flows across the meadows and hills around you. High above you see gulls dancing on the ocean breezes. You also see a thrak which appears dead.
Also here: Renment
Obvious paths: north, west, southwest.

You ask, "What are you doing?"

You see Renment Dreq the Giantman.
He appears to be in his 30's, has short, straight light brown hair, hazel eyes, and fair skin.
He has a braided black beard.
He has old battle scars on his right arm, old battle scars on his left arm, old battle scars on his right hand, a mangled left hand, a black-and-blue right eye, and a scar across his neck.
He is holding a bright fuchsia vultite broadsword in his right hand and a Fash'lo'nae crested vultite shield in his left hand.
He is wearing a gold ring, some wooden stilts, a crystal amulet, some full leather, a veniom-worked black silk gem pouch, a translucent spidersilk backpack, a hooded spidersilk cloak, and a large sack.
* Maygog just bit the dust!
Renment says something in guild speak.
Renment searches a thrak.
A thrak decays into compost.

Renment says, "chasin"

You shake your head.

>sw
[Valley]
Dead and burned tree stumps hide playfully among the tall grasses of this rolling meadow country. The thorny undergrowth takes its toll on cloth garments and exposed flesh.
Obvious paths: south, northeast, northwest, southwest.
>s
[Valley]
The tall grasses recede as you near a line of pine trees which have been spared the axe. Dense undergrowth now blocks the trail and sunlight must work to find its path through the treelimbs. You also see a thrak, a wandering path and a footpath.
Obvious paths: north, west, northwest.

A thrak tries to bite you!
AS: +70 vs DS: +96 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +76 = +84
A clean miss.
A thrak drools with ravenous hunger!

You swing a blued and gilded vultite longsword at a thrak!
AS: +107 vs DS: +36 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +45 = +155
... and hit for 27 points of damage!
Slash to the thrak's chest!
Breathe deep, it'll feel better in a minute.
The thrak is stunned!
Roundtime: 5 sec.

>att ...wait 3 seconds.

>Renment just arrived.

Renment just went west.

Renment just arrived.

You swing a blued and gilded vultite longsword at a thrak!
AS: +107 vs DS: +16 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +63 = +193
... and hit for 36 points of damage!
Hard slash to belly severs a few nerve endings.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

>Renment swings a bright fuchsia vultite broadsword at a thrak!
AS: +100 vs DS: +16 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +45 = +161
... and hits for 35 points of damage!
Whoosh! Several ribs driven into lungs.
The thrak falls back into a heap and dies.

> * Truvas just bit the dust!

Renment says, "chase"

You glance at Renment.

>Renment searches a thrak.

A thrak decays into compost.

You say, "Knock it off."

Renment gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
Renment gestures at you.
CS: +51 - TD: +33 + CvA: +14 + d100: +80 == +112
Warding failed!
A calm washes over you.

You say, "That was no chase."

You concentrate on the Sleep spell...
Your spell is ready.

Renment glances at you.

You gesture at Renment.
CS: +66 - TD: +44 + CvA: +14 + d100: +53 - -5 == +94
Warded off!
Insufficient mana available.
Renment is unaffected.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

You are enraged by Renment's attack!
Renment swings a bright fuchsia vultite broadsword at you!
AS: +24 vs DS: +96 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +32 = -5
A clean miss.
Not even close.

You are now in a defensive stance.

You give your eyebrow a little workout.

Renment swings a bright fuchsia vultite broadsword at you!
AS: +100 vs DS: +203 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +81 = +13
A clean miss.
Not even close.

Renment says, "heh"

You are now in an offensive stance.

You swing a blued and gilded vultite longsword at Renment!
AS: +107 vs DS: +94 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +35 = +89
A clean miss.
Gilded vultite longsword clashes with fuchsia vultite broadsword!
[STR/DU: 80/200 vs. 90/200, d100(Open)= 22]
Roundtime: 5 sec.

Izengrinder just arrived.

Izengrinder just went north.

>Renment swings a bright fuchsia vultite broadsword at you!
AS: +100 vs DS: +96 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +11 = +50
A clean miss.
Not even close.

Renment says, "heh"

You swing a blued and gilded vultite longsword at Renment!
AS: +107 vs DS: +94 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +35 = +89
A clean miss.
Gilded vultite longsword clashes with fuchsia vultite broadsword!
[STR/DU: 80/200 vs. 90/200, d100(Open)= 61]
Roundtime: 5 sec.

Renment swings a bright fuchsia vultite broadsword at you!
AS: +100 vs DS: +96 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +7 = +46
A clean miss.
Not even close.

Nysandar just arrived.

You are now in a forward stance.

Nysandar just went west.

You chuckle.

Renment says, "yous tink"

[Valley]
The tall grasses recede as you near a line of pine trees which have been spared the axe. Dense undergrowth now blocks the trail and sunlight must work to find its path through the treelimbs. You also see a wandering path and a footpath.
Also here: Renment
Obvious paths: north, west, northwest.

You say, "Try that again."

Renment swings a bright fuchsia vultite broadsword at you!
AS: +43 vs DS: +139 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +49 = -12
A clean miss.
Fuchsia vultite broadsword clashes with gilded vultite longsword!
[STR/DU: 90/200 vs. 80/200, d100(Open)= 7]
You nod.

Vitali just arrived.

You say, "Nice."

Renment swings a bright fuchsia vultite broadsword at you!
AS: +100 vs DS: +139 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +40 = +36
A clean miss.
Fuchsia vultite broadsword clashes with ora shield!
[STR/DU: 90/200 vs. 60/185, d100(Open)= 134]
Vitali just went west.

Your SIGN OF SHIELDS is no longer effective.
You feel drained!

You nod.

You say, "Keep trying."

A manticore just arrived.

Renment says, "weakling"

Renment swings a bright fuchsia vultite broadsword at you!
AS: +100 vs DS: +119 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +79 = +95
A clean miss.
Fuchsia vultite broadsword clashes with ora shield!
[STR/DU: 90/200 vs. 60/185, d100(Open)= 33]

Your dancing fingers weave a web of protection around you!

sign of sword
Unknown sign.

sign of swords
You grip your weapon with renewed vigor!

You say, "Again."

Renment starts chuckling at you!

The dim aura fades from around Renment.

Renment swings a bright fuchsia vultite broadsword at you!
AS: +100 vs DS: +139 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +87 = +83
A clean miss.
Fuchsia vultite broadsword clashes with gilded vultite longsword!
[STR/DU: 90/200 vs. 80/200, d100(Open)= 57]

You are now in an offensive stance.

* Renment just bit the dust!

>You swing a blued and gilded vultite longsword at Renment!
AS: +127 vs DS: +79 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +81 = +170
... and hit for 39 points of damage!
Deep slash to Renment's neck severs an artery!
Renment chokes to death on his own blood.

* Renment drops dead at your feet!

Roundtime: 5 sec.

You nod to Renment.

You hear the ghostly voice of Renment say, "urg"

You are now in a forward stance.

You say, "Nice."

You hear the ghostly voice of Renment ask, "you want to die?"

You say, "Truly a challenge."

You chuckle.

A manticore just arrived.

Ceralot just arrived.

You ask, "Have you learned your lesson?"

You see Ceralot Tiersten the Human.
He appears to be in his 40's, has shoulder length, wavy light brown hair, blue eyes, and tanned skin.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a pearly white broadsword in his right hand and a pearly white shield in his left hand.
He is wearing some coal black armor, a midnight black sheath, a midnight black backpack, a leather helm, some polished metal gauntlets, a gold ring, some soft puma fur boots, a centaur hide wrist sheath, a dreamstone spider pin, a midnight black pouch, a blackened pewter buckle, and a canvas sack.

* Illyania just bit the dust!

You are now in a defensive stance.

[Valley]
The tall grasses recede as you near a line of pine trees which have been spared the axe. Dense undergrowth now blocks the trail and sunlight must work to find its path through the treelimbs. You also see a wandering path and a footpath.
Also here: Ceralot, the body of Renment who is lying down
Obvious paths: north, west, northwest.

You hear the ghostly voice of Renment say, "no"

You say, "You shouldn't attack people for no reason."

You nod to Renment.

[Valley]
The tall grasses recede as you near a line of pine trees which have been spared the axe. Dense undergrowth now blocks the trail and sunlight must work to find its path through the treelimbs. You also see a manticore, a manticore, a wandering path and a footpath.
Also here: Ceralot, the body of Renment who is lying down
Obvious paths: north, west, northwest.

You hear the ghostly voice of Renment say, "i'll come kill you with my 132 sorcerer"

A manticore swings a closed fist at Ceralot!
AS: +80 vs DS: +92 with AvD: +4 + d100 roll: +25 = +17
A clean miss.
The manticore looks a little dubious about its situation.
A manticore heads northwest.

Ceralot grins.

You shake your head.

You hear the ghostly voice of Renment say, "then we'll see who's tough"

You hear the ghostly voice of Renment say, "fool"

You do not feel drained anymore.

You say, "Have fun."

Vitali just arrived.

You wave to Renment.
[Valley]
The tall grasses recede as you near a line of pine trees which have been spared the axe. Dense undergrowth now blocks the trail and sunlight must work to find its path through the treelimbs. You also see a cave worm, a wandering path and a footpath.
Also here: Vitali, Ceralot, the body of Renment who is lying down
Obvious paths: north, west, northwest.

[Methais]

Old boulder duel with Boomsplat.

Ooeytooie recites:

"GO!!"

You concentrate on the Call Wind spell...
Your spell is ready.

You gesture.
A gust of wind tugs at your sleeves. Suddenly, a fierce wind rips through the area, scattering everything in its path and making it difficult to remain standing.
The air calms down around Fedranka.
Fedranka is knocked over by the wind!
Ooeytooie is knocked over by the wind!
Rockawar is knocked over by the wind!
Podri is knocked over by the wind!
A raven is buffted to the ground by the great wind.
The wind scatters the cloud.
The wind then subsides.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

Boomsplat comes out of hiding.
Boomsplat crouches, sweeps a leg at you and connects!
MS: +538 - MD: +415 + MAvA: 0 + d100: +43 == +166
Success!
You fall to the ground! Boomsplat deftly regains his footing.

Roundtime: 10 sec.

Firebyrdd recites:

"3"

You chuckle.

Boomsplat swings the blunt of his longsword at your throat!
MS: +495 - MD: +405 + MAvA: 0 + d100: +78 == +168
Success!
You grab your throat completely unable to speak!

Firebyrdd recites:

"2"

* Hayan is off to a rough start! She just bit the dust!

Firebyrdd recites:

"1"

Ooeytooie exclaims, "get 'im!"

l[Upper Dragonsclaw, Boulder]
The crest of the towering boulder affords a good view of the surrounding countryside. To the north, you see the dense forests of the Lower Dragonsclaw. Looking northeast, the verdant grasslands sprawl down towards the coast. Gazing southward at the slopes, in the distance you see the snow-covered summits of the Dragonsclaw mountain range, shrouded in perpetual mist. You also see a raven who is lying down.
Also here: Lady Fedranka who is lying down, Lord Firebyrdd who is lying down, Ooeytooie who is lying down, Rockawar who is lying down, Apprentice Podri who is lying down, High Lord Boomsplat
Obvious paths: down.

Ooeytooie exclaims, "STUN!"

Firebyrdd recites:

"Goo!"

Boomsplat spins quickly behind you and delivers a well placed kick!
MS: +495 - MD: +405 + MAvA: 0 + d100: +69 == +159
Success!
You feel humiliated and enraged!

Ooeytooie roars!

remove my bag
wave my bag

You need a free hand for that.

And what's that supposed to accomplish?

The pain in your thoat subsides.

Firebyrdd nods to Ooeytooie.

prep 916
cast
You concentrate on the Invisibility spell...
Your spell is ready.

You gesture.
You become invisible.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

Ooeytooie exclaims, "SPLAT!"

Firebyrdd stands up.

You stand back up.

You hear the subdued thoughts of Zirton echo in your mind:
"Giving away a pinch of gold dust, a pinch of platinum dust, and a star ruby to the first person to find me this time, sitting on some straw..."

You calm down slightly, catching your breath.

Ooeytooie exclaims, "ack!"

* Cuprik returns home from a hard day of adventuring.
* Talman Stardawn joins the adventure.

Podri laughs!

Fedranka exclaims, "methais getting wuped up!"

You cackle!

Boomsplat chuckles.

Firebyrdd crouches and attempts to sweep Ooeytooie but only manages a clumsy little floor dance.

Podri says, "Lucky"

prep 514
cast

You concentrate on the Haste II spell...
Your spell is ready.

You gesture.
You begin to notice the world slow down around you. Strange.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

You become visible again.

Roundtime: 7 sec.
Haste 2 spell in effect.. Roundtime changed to 1 second.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.

prep 912
cast

You come out of hiding.
You concentrate on the Call Wind spell...
Your spell is ready.

You gesture.
A gust of wind tugs at your sleeves. Suddenly, a fierce wind rips through the area, scattering everything in its path and making it difficult to remain standing.
The wind then subsides.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

Ooeytooie exclaims, "ZAP!"

Roundtime: 3 sec.
Haste 2 spell in effect.. Roundtime changed to 1 second.
You see Ooeytooie turn his head in your direction as you hide.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings, and feel somewhat sure that no one has noticed your doing so.

Firebyrdd stands up.

You come out of hiding.
You concentrate on the Elemental Wave spell...
Your spell is ready.

You gesture.
A wave of dark ethereal ripples moves outward from you.
Fedranka is buffeted by the dark ethereal waves.
Firebyrdd is buffeted by the dark ethereal waves, and is knocked to the ground.
Ooeytooie is buffeted by the dark ethereal waves.
Rockawar is buffeted by the dark ethereal waves.
Podri is buffeted by the dark ethereal waves.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

Roundtime: 3 sec.
Haste 2 spell in effect.. Roundtime changed to 1 second.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.

Firebyrdd asks, "?"

lOoeytooie exclaims, "Go Boomsy!"

[Upper Dragonsclaw, Boulder]
The crest of the towering boulder affords a good view of the surrounding countryside. To the north, you see the dense forests of the Lower Dragonsclaw. Looking northeast, the verdant grasslands sprawl down towards the coast. Gazing southward at the slopes, in the distance you see the snow-covered summits of the Dragonsclaw mountain range, shrouded in perpetual mist. You also see a raven who is lying down.
Also here: Lady Fedranka who is lying down, Lord Firebyrdd who is lying down, Ooeytooie who is lying down, Rockawar who is lying down, Apprentice Podri who is lying down
Obvious paths: down.

Firebyrdd wails!

Boomsplat comes out of hiding.
Boomsplat stands up.

Fedranka says, "dat aint working"

You hear the subdued thoughts of Kirnar echo in your mind:
"Seeking a 2-4x OHb....must not weight more than 9, and have flares!......TTM"

You come out of hiding.
You concentrate on the Call Wind spell...
Your spell is ready.

You gesture.
A gust of wind tugs at your sleeves. Suddenly, a fierce wind rips through the area, scattering everything in its path and making it difficult to remain standing.
The wind then subsides.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

Roundtime: 7 sec.
Haste 2 spell in effect.. Roundtime changed to 1 second.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
l[Upper Dragonsclaw, Boulder]
The crest of the towering boulder affords a good view of the surrounding countryside. To the north, you see the dense forests of the Lower Dragonsclaw. Looking northeast, the verdant grasslands sprawl down towards the coast. Gazing southward at the slopes, in the distance you see the snow-covered summits of the Dragonsclaw mountain range, shrouded in perpetual mist. You also see a raven who is lying down.
Also here: Lady Fedranka who is lying down, Lord Firebyrdd who is lying down, Ooeytooie who is lying down, Rockawar who is lying down, Apprentice Podri who is lying down
Obvious paths: down.

Ooeytooie exclaims, "whack 'im!"

Podri exclaims, "Go Booms!"

You come out of hiding.
You concentrate on the Presence spell...
Your spell is ready.

You gesture.
You become aware of everyone near you...
You do not detect any hidden or invisible people.
You continue to feel much more aware of your surroundings.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

Firebyrdd says, "nope"

Roundtime: 3 sec.
Haste 2 spell in effect.. Roundtime changed to 1 second.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.

You come out of hiding.
You don't find anything of interest here.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
Haste 2 spell in effect.. Roundtime changed to 1 second.

Roundtime: 3 sec.
Haste 2 spell in effect.. Roundtime changed to 1 second.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.

* Kanpeki just bit the dust!

>sneak down
Roundtime: 3 sec.
Haste 2 spell in effect.. Roundtime changed to 1 second.

[Upper Dragonsclaw, Slopes]
The two paths around the towering boulder directly to the north allow you to skirt it, but the boulder itself looks fairly easy to scale. From its top, you might be able to get your bearings and stay out of harm's way for a bit. You also see a hobgoblin, a hobgoblin, a hobgoblin, a hobgoblin who is lying down, a rotting tree stump and a long dark space under the boulder.
Obvious paths: south, northeast, northwest.

You come out of hiding.
You don't find anything of interest here.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
Haste 2 spell in effect.. Roundtime changed to 1 second.

>cli bou
[Upper Dragonsclaw, Boulder]
The crest of the towering boulder affords a good view of the surrounding countryside. To the north, you see the dense forests of the Lower Dragonsclaw. Looking northeast, the verdant grasslands sprawl down towards the coast. Gazing southward at the slopes, in the distance you see the snow-covered summits of the Dragonsclaw mountain range, shrouded in perpetual mist. You also see a raven who is lying down.
Also here: Lady Fedranka who is lying down, Lord Firebyrdd who is lying down, Ooeytooie who is lying down, Rockawar who is lying down, Apprentice Podri who is lying down
Obvious paths: down.

* Delabeth returns home from a hard day of adventuring.

Ooeytooie exclaims, "Sweep 'im!"

You snicker.

Roundtime: 3 sec.
Haste 2 spell in effect.. Roundtime changed to 1 second.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.

Boomsplat comes out of hiding.
Boomsplat stands up.

Fedranka stands up.

Rockawar says, "damn meth is quick"

You say, "Thougth he ran down."

You cackle!

* Sessame returns home from a hard day of adventuring.

You come out of hiding.
You put a diamond-edged black vultite falchion in your camouflage greatcloak.

Podri laughs!

Ooeytooie stands up.

You hear the subdued thoughts of Celethorn echo in your mind:
"selling a 4x fel-shafted vultite Hammer of Kai. Hits like a falling tree. (alot harder than any naginata) 65/230 MB: 65k CB:0 TTM"

You remove a black silk bag from your belt.

With great flair, you pull the bag over your head for a moment...



It seems you have died my friend...




You hear Lorminstra chuckling and she appears in a vision to you. Her placid face is twisted in laughter as she looks deep into your eyes and says, "Not this time, back you go!"


Immediately, the area is filled with a cloud of purple smoke. When it clears, you have slipped into hiding! What a great illusion!

l[Upper Dragonsclaw, Boulder]
The crest of the towering boulder affords a good view of the surrounding countryside. To the north, you see the dense forests of the Lower Dragonsclaw. Looking northeast, the verdant grasslands sprawl down towards the coast. Gazing southward at the slopes, in the distance you see the snow-covered summits of the Dragonsclaw mountain range, shrouded in perpetual mist. You also see a raven who is lying down.
Also here: Lady Fedranka, Lord Firebyrdd who is lying down, Ooeytooie, Rockawar who is lying down, Apprentice Podri who is lying down
Obvious paths: down.

You hear the subdued thoughts of Zirton echo in your mind:
"Im across the bridge to if thats any help in a loft"

Boomsplat comes out of hiding.

Firebyrdd screams!

Ooeytooie groans.

You come out of hiding.
You notice Boomsplat who is quite obviously attempting to remain hidden.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
Haste 2 spell in effect.. Roundtime changed to 1 second.

Ooeytooie searches around for a moment.
Haste 2 spell in effect.. Roundtime changed to 1 second.

You point at Boomsplat, ruining his hiding place.
Roundtime: 2 sec.

Boomsplat looks around for a moment before sighing disappointedly.

You concentrate on the Call Wind spell...
Your spell is ready.

You gesture.
A gust of wind tugs at your sleeves. Suddenly, a fierce wind rips through the area, scattering everything in its path and making it difficult to remain standing.
Boomsplat is knocked over by the wind!
Fedranka is knocked over by the wind!
Ooeytooie is knocked over by the wind!
The wind then subsides.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

Fedranka exclaims, "trickery!"

Firebyrdd asks, "humm?"

You concentrate on the Major Shock spell...
Your spell is ready.

* Metaguard returns home from a hard day of adventuring.

Boomsplat stands up.
Boomsplat crouches, sweeps a leg at you and connects!
MS: +538 - MD: +405 + MAvA: 0 + d100: +57 == +190
Success!
You fall to the ground! Boomsplat deftly regains his footing.

Roundtime: 10 sec.
Haste 2 spell in effect.. Roundtime changed to 4 seconds.

* Jarrahkin returns home from a hard day of adventuring.

The raven blinks at you.

Firebyrdd says, "that was funny"

Ooeytooie exclaims, "yipe!"

* Fremie returns home from a hard day of adventuring.

You say, "Aw phooey."

Firebyrdd says, "i think"

You chuckle.
* Mauss returns home from a hard day of adventuring.

Boomsplat spins quickly behind you and delivers a well placed kick!
MS: +495 - MD: +405 + MAvA: 0 + d100: +34 == +124
Success!
You feel humiliated and enraged!
You feel the magic of your spell rush away from you.

Ooeytooie exclaims, "Stun!"

You concentrate on the Elemental Wave spell...
Your spell is ready.

You gesture.
A wave of dark ethereal ripples moves outward from you.
Boomsplat is buffeted by the dark ethereal waves, and is knocked to the ground.
Fedranka is buffeted by the dark ethereal waves.
Firebyrdd is buffeted by the dark ethereal waves.
Ooeytooie is buffeted by the dark ethereal waves.
Rockawar is buffeted by the dark ethereal waves.
Podri is buffeted by the dark ethereal waves.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

You stand back up.

Podri exclaims, "Booms!"

Podri exclaims, "Booms!"

You concentrate on the Major Shock spell...
Your spell is ready.

You gesture at Boomsplat.
You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at Boomsplat!
AS: +478 vs DS: +184 with AvD: +51 + d100 roll: +65 = +410
... and hit for 22 points of damage!
Heavy spark to left arm. Gonna hurt tomorrow.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

Ooeytooie groans.

Boomsplat chuckles.

You calm down slightly, catching your breath.

Roundtime: 5 sec.
Haste 2 spell in effect.. Roundtime changed to 1 second.
You see Ooeytooie turn his head in your direction as you hide.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings, and feel somewhat sure that no one has noticed your doing so.

Firebyrdd says, "wa hoo"

You notice that things have returned to their normal speed.
* Redhirell returns home from a hard day of adventuring.

You hear the subdued thoughts of Camulos echo in your mind:
"IN need of a 4-5 times enchanted blade... any sellers?"

You come out of hiding.
You concentrate on the Slow II spell...
Your spell is ready.

Firebyrdd's jaw drops.

Podri throws his head back and howls!

You gesture at Boomsplat.
CS: +662 - TD: +504 + CvA: -18 + d100: +22 - -5 == +167
Warding failed!
Boomsplat suddenly slows all movements.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

With great flair, you pull the bag over your head for a moment...



It seems you have died my friend...




You hear Lorminstra chuckling and she appears in a vision to you. Her placid face is twisted in laughter as she looks deep into your eyes and says, "Not this time, back you go!"


Immediately, the area is filled with a cloud of purple smoke. When it clears, you have slipped into hiding! What a great illusion!

Boomsplat stands up.

Ooeytooie exclaims, "fight to stun!"

Firebyrdd says, "aain"

Boomsplat stares off into space.

You come out of hiding.
You concentrate on the Elemental Blast spell...
Your spell is ready.

Cast at what?

Firebyrdd says, "agin"

Roundtime: 5 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.

Firebyrdd says, "again"

l[Upper Dragonsclaw, Boulder]
The crest of the towering boulder affords a good view of the surrounding countryside. To the north, you see the dense forests of the Lower Dragonsclaw. Looking northeast, the verdant grasslands sprawl down towards the coast. Gazing southward at the slopes, in the distance you see the snow-covered summits of the Dragonsclaw mountain range, shrouded in perpetual mist. You also see a raven who is lying down.
Also here: Lady Fedranka who is lying down, Lord Firebyrdd who is lying down, Ooeytooie who is lying down, Rockawar who is lying down, Apprentice Podri who is lying down
Obvious paths: down.

Firebyrdd wails!

You come out of hiding.
You feel the magic of your spell rush away from you.

Firebyrdd stands up.

* Apprentice Snoozen Sirsage joins the adventure.

You concentrate on the Haste II spell...
Your spell is ready.

You gesture.
You begin to notice the world slow down around you. Strange.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

You aren't wearing that.

Podri exclaims, "BOOMS!"

With great flair, you pull the bag over your head for a moment...



It seems you have died my friend...




You hear Lorminstra chuckling and she appears in a vision to you. Her placid face is twisted in laughter as she looks deep into your eyes and says, "Not this time, back you go!"


Immediately, the area is filled with a cloud of purple smoke. When it clears, you have slipped into hiding! What a great illusion!

Boomsplat comes out of hiding.

l[Upper Dragonsclaw, Boulder]
The crest of the towering boulder affords a good view of the surrounding countryside. To the north, you see the dense forests of the Lower Dragonsclaw. Looking northeast, the verdant grasslands sprawl down towards the coast. Gazing southward at the slopes, in the distance you see the snow-covered summits of the Dragonsclaw mountain range, shrouded in perpetual mist. You also see a raven who is lying down.
Also here: High Lord Boomsplat, Lady Fedranka who is lying down, Lord Firebyrdd, Ooeytooie who is lying down, Rockawar who is lying down, Apprentice Podri who is lying down
Obvious paths: down.

Ooeytooie pushes on Boomsplat without much success.

Podri throws his head back and howls!

A tad paranoid, aren't we?

You come out of hiding.
You can't roll around if you're not lying down!

Roundtime: 3 sec.
Haste 2 spell in effect.. Roundtime changed to 1 second.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.

* Argalt has disconnected.

* Holyeagle RezzingEagle joins the adventure.

You come out of hiding.
You concentrate on the Elemental Wave spell...
Your spell is ready.

You gesture.
A wave of dark ethereal ripples moves outward from you.
Boomsplat is forced out of hiding as he is knocked to the ground by the dark ethereal waves.
Fedranka is buffeted by the dark ethereal waves.
Firebyrdd is buffeted by the dark ethereal waves, and is knocked to the ground.
Ooeytooie is buffeted by the dark ethereal waves.
Rockawar is buffeted by the dark ethereal waves.
Podri is buffeted by the dark ethereal waves.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

* Berlohm returns home from a hard day of adventuring.

Boomsplat stands up.

You concentrate on the Major Shock spell...
Your spell is ready.

Boomsplat crouches, sweeps a leg at you and connects!
MS: +538 - MD: +405 + MAvA: 0 + d100: +15 == +148
Success!
You fall to the ground! Boomsplat deftly regains his footing.

Roundtime: 10 sec.
Haste 2 spell in effect.. Roundtime changed to 4 seconds.
...wait 4 seconds.

You gibber incoherently.

Boomsplat growls ferociously!

With great flair, you pull the bag over your head for a moment...



It seems you have died my friend...




You hear Lorminstra chuckling and she appears in a vision to you. Her placid face is twisted in laughter as she looks deep into your eyes and says, "Not this time, back you go!"


Immediately, the area is filled with a cloud of purple smoke. When it clears, you have slipped into hiding! What a great illusion!

You come out of hiding.
You stand back up.

Boomsplat chuckles.

You already have a spell readied! You must RELEASE it if you wish to prepare another!
* Phaycia returns home from a hard day of adventuring.

You gesture at Boomsplat.
You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at Boomsplat!
AS: +478 vs DS: +234 with AvD: +51 + d100 roll: +71 = +366
... and hit for 13 points of damage!
Light shock to right hand. Fingers tingle.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

Roundtime: 6 sec.
Haste 2 spell in effect.. Roundtime changed to 1 second.
You see Boomsplat turn his head in your direction as you hide.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings, and feel somewhat sure that no one has noticed your doing so.

Ooeytooie asks, "Booms! you gonna do anyting?"

Firebyrdd says, "someone kill"

Boomsplat points at you, ruining your hiding place.

Ooeytooie exclaims, "whack 'im!"

With great flair, you pull the bag over your head for a moment...



It seems you have died my friend...




You hear Lorminstra chuckling and she appears in a vision to you. Her placid face is twisted in laughter as she looks deep into your eyes and says, "Not this time, back you go!"


Immediately, the area is filled with a cloud of purple smoke. When it clears, you have slipped into hiding! What a great illusion!

You come out of hiding.
You concentrate on the Elemental Blast spell...
Your spell is ready.

You gesture at Boomsplat.
CS: +644 - TD: +504 + CvA: -18 + d100: +81 - -5 == +208
Warding failed!
... 30 points of damage!
Right arm is torn from shoulder!
He is stunned!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

[Methais]

JihadStone (Test Server)

You belt out, "ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
You become visible again.

Arkans traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...

Washee cackles!

You gesture at a plain iron chest.
The chest vibrates slightly but nothing else happens.
[Spell re-prepared]
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
* Razcor just bit the dust!
>
Arkans gestures at Washee.
Arkans stares deeply into Washee's eyes.
CS: +384 - TD: +264 + CvA: -21 + d100: +56 == +155
Warding failed!
Washee collapses to the ground screaming!
Washee is stunned!

Rern leaps from hiding to attack!
Rern swings an uber 10x permablessed falchion at Augie!
AS: +326 vs DS: +525 with AvD: +27 + d100 roll: +83 = -89
A clean miss.

You gesture at a plain iron chest.
The chest vibrates slightly but nothing else happens.
[Spell re-prepared]
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

You gesture at a plain iron chest.
The chest vibrates slightly but nothing else happens.
[Spell re-prepared]
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

You gesture at a plain iron chest.
You hear a soft click from the chest and it suddenly flies open.
Suddenly, a plain iron chest gives off a loud sizzle, and explodes in a bright flash!
Being closest, you take the brunt of the blast!
... 50 points of damage!
Massive blow to your chest collapses your sternum!
You are stunned for 8 rounds!

The chest's casing is blasted into hundreds of tiny flechettes!

You are severely perforated!
... 35 points of damage!
Shot destroys eye and the brain behind it!
The brilliant luminescence fades from around you.
A luminescent aura fades from around you.
Your concentration on the image fades.
You no longer bristle with energy.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves you.
You feel less confident than before.
You feel the extra courage wane.
You feel your extra magical awareness leave you.
You feel the surge of magic depart.
You notice the faint image of yourself disappear.
The bright luminescence fades from around you.
You come back into focus.
The layer of protection fades away.
You become solid again.
The silvery luminescence fades from around you.
The translucent sphere fades from around you.
You feel your extra strength departing.

It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess Lorminstra owes you a favor.

...departing in 10 mins...
Augie is struck by flechettes!
... 15 points of damage!
Surgical strike removes Augie's left eye!
She is stunned!
... 15 points of damage!
Strike just below the jaw, nice shot to the neck!
Washee is struck by flechettes!
... 15 points of damage!
Shot to the hand slices a finger to the bone!
... 15 points of damage!
Well aimed shot, punctures upper arm!
Dozens of flechettes fly off to the northeast!

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
You are a ghost! You must wait until someone resurrects you, or you decay. Either way, it won't be long now! (HELP for more details).

[Methais]

Pwning Andraste

You gesture at Andraste.
You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at Andraste!
AS: +368 vs DS: +153 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +31 = +285
... and hit for 177 points of damage!
Hideously bright electrical bolt sends left leg into another universe. Happy traveling.
Andraste screams and falls to the ground grasping her mangled left leg!
She is stunned!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.


>You gesture at Andraste.
You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at Andraste!
AS: +368 vs DS: +103 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +98 = +402
... and hit for 286 points of damage!
Massive electrical bolt burns a hole through the back and kidneys.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
**** Methais just finished off Andraste with a spell! ****
>
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Andraste.

* Andraste has fallen unconscious!

Some assistants scurry over, and drag Andraste's limp form into the Infirmary.


Cocaine Overdose

>open my orb with my dagger
You deftly slice open the iridescent orb with your crimson drakar dagger.

>sniff my orb
You sniff at a reticulated iridescent orb.

The iridescent orb has an indescribable odor, something like every good thing you've ever smelled all rolled up in one, but even more intense. You can't help but inhale deeply!

As you finish inhaling all of the vapor, an immense flow of energy floods your body! At first, the flow is invigorating, In a matter of seconds it passes from ecstasy to agony, as you feel your lungs and throat begin burning and searing in the wake of this energy!

Poisoned for 20 per round, dissipating at a rate of 2.
Without some sort of healing, this poison will prove fatal in 6 rounds.

I don't remember who made this, but they were mad about breakage

XIANG YU, CHINA- The body of a man known only as "GameMaster Ophion" was found earlier today, apparently deceased in his nearby residence. He is survived by a number of gemstone 3 characters, his pet cat "Ernie", and an unusually large vat of sea monkeys.
Leading to the discovery of the body was an anonymous tip from a caller, claiming a suspicious trail of twinky wrappers led up to Ophion's door. Upon further investigation, authorities found the bloated body of Ophion, strewn on the floor. Around him were the following items:

78 empty hostess twinky boxes,
1 half eaten hostess twinky,
a 4XL "Simucon 00' " T-shirt ,
a large number of wrappers,
a box with starsnuffer's return address on it
contents: 1 leather polishing kit,
1 swedish penis enlarger,
one of those sombraro looking chinese hats,
an empty bottle of "Keri moisturizing cream",
1 manual to operate a swedish penis enlarger,
a heart locket with a picture of Whatley's mom in it,
a multi-pronged shiny black leather whip,
2 empty cans of ultra-slim fast triple fudge diet shake,
a midget,
"idiots guide to English",
1 love letter to Natalie Family,
It was determined that his cause of death was overdose of Sucrose, a common ingredient in twinkies and other junk foods.
-Abu Jihad al'buddahamed

Small Park as a wizard

Guy whispers, "Excuse me sir, could you spare me some strength please?"

You quietly whisper to Guy, "Why certainly."

You give Guy some strength.

Secondguy whispers, "Can I have some strength too?"

Thirdguy whispers, "Can you toss some muscles my way while you're at it?"

Fourthguy whispers, "I could use some strength too."

Fifthguy whispers, "OMG d00d ho0k me up wit l33t str3ngth I need da p0wah!"

Sixthguy whispers, "Hi, would you mind giving me some strength too?"

Seventhguy whispers, "Oh good, a wizard. Since you're not busy, can you spell me and my 8 friends up?"

Eighthguy whispers, "Hey, do you enchant?"

Ninthguy disapprovingly asks, "Methais can you give us all some guards and blurs?"

Tenthguy tiredly says, "I second that!"

Eleventhguy yells, "Methais is casting guards and blurs in the park gurry before you miss out!!!!!"

Twelfthguy beams happily at you!

Thirteenth guy knowingly asks, "What are you casting first?"

Fourteenth guy whispers, "Can I get a disk?"

Fifteenth guy grimly exclaims, "Methais is the bestest!"

Sixteenth guy says, "Wow you must be old. What's your CS?"

>prep 525
>cast

[Methais]

Don't know who made this

The GemStone/Star Wars Adventure
"Can you define 'good roleplaying'?" "Not going out of character incessantly. Or roleplaying a Jedi Knight... I did an assist for a Jedi Knight once." - Amagick and GM Llearyn

[Wehnimer's, Treehouse]
As you pick your way through the branches, you come to a small platform built of planks in a fork of the trunk. There is just enough room on the platform to sit and dangle your legs over the edge. A glance through the foliage gives you a bird's-eye view of the town square. You also see a tattered squirrel's nest tucked between two sturdy branches.

You yawn.

The tree begins to shake violently, causing everyone to be shaken to the ground!
You continue falling.... falling.... falling....

'What the heck?
You are at a loss for words right now.

You finnaly hit a cold metal floor. When you awaken you see...

[Death Star, Emperor's Chamber] You're standing in a dark lit room. The floor is cold black metal, and the walls are filled with lights. Through what appears to be a window, you see many massive ships, which appear to be in combat. You also see the emperor's chair with something on it. Also here: Lord Vader, the Emperor who is sitting, Luke.

On the emperor's chair you see a lightsaber.

You attempt to blend into your surroundings, confident that no has seen you do so. Roundtime 3 sec.

You remove a vultite broadsword from a finely toothed puma hide scabbard.
You swing a black vultite shield from over your shoulder.

The Emperor says 'Take your Jedi weapon. Use it, strike me down with all or your hatred, and your journey towards the dark side will be complete!'

You notice a lightsaber flying into Luke's hand!

Luke swings a lightsaber at Darth Vader!
AS: +117 vs DS: +250 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +54 = +14
A clean miss!

The Emperor says 'Heh ha ha ha ha!'

You are now in offensive stance.

amb vader right hand
You come out of hiding.
You fail to find an opening to strike.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

You say, "Dernit!"

Vader says, "What is this? Luke, you coward, you KNOW you cannot defeat the dark side, so you bring this scum with you."

Luke says, "No, no! I never saw him before ever."

The emperor says, "Strange, I sense young Skywalker is telling the truth. This must be a pityful rebel assasin."

You say, "Nay, I fell out of a treehouse, and ended up here for some reason."

The emperor glances at you.

You tickle the emperor.

The emperor says, "Do not tickle me. Now you shall die!"

The emperor gestures and utters a phrase of magic.

You are now in defensive stance.

The emperor gestures at you! The emperor hurls an extremely powerful bolt of lightning at you!
AS: +355 vs DS: +450 with AvD: +102 + d100 roll: +99 = +101
... and hits for 72 points of damage!
Shocking jolt sends you to the floor weeping!
You are stunned for 9 rounds!

The emperor says, "Now, back to young Skywalker."

Vader searches around for a moment.

Vader says, "You cannot hide forever Luke."

Vader searches around for a moment.

Vader says, "Give in to the dark side, it is your only way out.
Vader searches around for a moment.

Vader says, "Your friends on the endor moon, your feelings are strong for them.... especially for.... sister."

Vader searches around for a moment.

Vader says, "SO! You have a twin sister! Your feelings have now betrayed her too. If you cannot be turned to the dark side, then perhaps she will!"

You hear the voice of Luke say, "NO!!!"

Luke leaps and attacks from hiding! Luke swings a lightsaber at Vader!
AS: +255 vs DS: +250 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +87 = +115
... and hit for 16 points of damage!
Slash to Vader's saber arm!
Shears off a thin layer of rubber suit!

You are no longer stunned.

You prepare the guidance spell.
Your spell is ready.

You gesture at Luke.
A invisible force guides him.

Luke swings a lightsaber at Vader!
AS: +330 vs DS: +250 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +54 = +175
... and hit for 42 points of damage! Neck removed, head falls to ground. Vader falls to the ground, having breathed his last.

You botched the job, the Vader pelt is ruined.

You search Darth Vader. He carried a shining black mask, shining black armor, a shining black cloak, shiny black gloves, and shiny black boots. He also carried a lightsaber. Vaders body decays into compost.

You sling a black vultite shield over your shoulder.

You pick up a lightsaber.

You put a lightsaber in your fire elemental hide cloak.

You swing a black vultite shield from over your shoulder.

Luke says, "NO! What have you done?"

You say, "I dinnae know why ye ask me that, twas only helping you out."

You shrug.

Suddenly, Luke burst into tears!

Luke says 'Father!'

The emperor stands up.
The emperor glares at you.

You poke the emperor in the ribs.

You lean on the emperor.

The emperor says "FOOL! Who do you think you are coming in here!"

You say, "I be just another adventurer in this land we call Elanthia!"

Out of the corner of your eye, you notice a big ship crashing into the death star. The death star begins to shake violently! Luke falls to the ground! The Emperor falls to the ground! You fall to the ground! Roundtime: 10 seconds.

The emperor says, "I have no more time left to deal with you."

You stand back up.

The emperor stands back up. Luke stands back up.

Luke just went through an exit, dragging a shiny black helmet behind him.

You say, "Ye dinnae understand wha ye are doin, tis wrong good sir, and I cannae allow it to carry on."

You smile at the emperor.

The emperor gestures and utters a phrase of magic.

The emperor gestures.
You notice lightning bolts arcing out in all directions from his fingers!
AS: +350 vs DS: +400 with AvD: +92 + d100 roll: +32 = +72
... A clean miss!

You prepare the boil earth spell.
Your spell is ready.

You notice lightning bolts arcing out in all directions from his fingers! Extremely powerful lightning arcs out at you!
AS: +350 vs DS: +400 with AvD: +92 + d100 roll: +47 = +89
... A clean miss!

You notice lightning bolts arcing out in all directions from his fingers! Extremely powerful lightning arcs out at you!
AS: +350 vs DS: +400 with AvD: +92 + d100 roll: +7 = +31
... A clean miss!

You gesture at the emperor! The ground beneath the emperor becomes molten!
....+35 points damage!
Chars the left leg. Jagged stump remains. The emperor screams and falls to the ground grasping his mangled left leg!
He is stunned!

You say "Hmph!"

You walk over and kick the emperor in the shin!
You walk over and kick the emperor in the shin!

You laugh!

Outside a window, you notice small explosions beginning to envelop the death star! You better get out soon!

You hug the emperor.

You wave.

You say, "Tis been fun good sir, but I'm fried, and need a node to rest in."

You slide a gold ring off your finger. You slide an gold ring onto your finger. Your surroundings shift....

[Wehnimer's, Treehouse] As you pick your way through the branches, you come to a small platform built of planks in a fork of the trunk. There is just enough room on the platform to sit and dangle your legs over the edge. A glance through the foliage gives you a bird's-eye view of the town square. You also see a tattered squirrel's nest tucked between two sturdy branches.

You rub your crystal amulet. Your mind begins to open up to the world around you.

You hear the faint thoughts of Newbietwelve thinking:
"SELLING DRAKE FALCHION I GOT FROM THE PREMIE TENT WHERE THE RUNNER IS AT RIGHT NOW WHO STOLE MY BROADSWORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TTM TTM TTM!!!!"

>think Selling lightsaber, hardly used. Min bid 1k.

[SHAFT]

The Star Wars thing was obviously a GM screwing around?

[Methais]

The Star Wars thing was obviously a GM screwing around?

I'm guessing no, due mainly to the shitty grammar and spelling.

[Stretch]

http://web.archive.org/web/200204101.../gemstone.html

[Methais]

http://web.archive.org/web/200204101.../gemstone.html

I forgot all about A Kobold's Life, hahahaha that's great. There's tons of win in that link.

A Kobold's Life

I Got This Funny Little Story off the Gemstone III Boards. I believe GM Stump wrote this. Correct me If I'm Wrong.


Our adventure with the kobold starts in a familiar place...the kobold village.
Our filming began right at those key words: A kobold ambles in.

[Kobold Village, Hovel]
The walls of this tiny hut are little more than some crooked branches tied together with twine. Why, the builder didn't even bother to pull off the wilted leaves before bundling up the branches into thatch. A strong breeze might collapse the whole place, not that anyone would be likely to notice. A forlorn and threadbare cot is the only furnishing.
Obvious exits: out.
>health
You are in good shape.

Maximum Health Points: 15
Remaining Health Points: 15

Maximum Spirit Points: 1
Remaining Spirit Points: 1

>wealth
You have no coins with you.

>blink
>grin
You squint your eyes into two beady dots.
Oh, whatever for?
>inventory

You are holding a javelin.

>groan
You make a low, gutteral noise.
>out
[Kobold Village]
This part of the village is not only shabby, it's boring. Absolutely nothing distinguishes the meritless huts, one from another. The kobolds who live here must shuffle off sadly into the forest each day with little hope of anything interesting in their pathetic lives... unless they are fortunate enough to find an end to their miserable existences at the swordpoint of some Wehnimerian whelp. You also see a javelin, a javelin and a worthless hovel.
Also here: Fakila, Jasperia
Obvious paths: east, northwest.

Fakila says, "There aren't any dang kobolds here!"

Jasperia points at you.
>"Uh oh"
You rasp, "Uh oh"

Fakila says, "YAHOO"

Fakila swings a broadsword at you!
AS: +67 vs DS: +10 with AvD: +30+ d100 roll: +85 = 148
... and hit for 42 points of damage!
Slice to your left fingers.
Nice move.


Looks like you have died again... You have a few moments to watch what happens to you.

Fakila just skinned you. How rude!

Jasperia says, "Nice one"

Fakila searches your body. His putrid hands cause you to crumble into dust.

> Fakila says, "Wotta cheapskate no silvers."

You get the peculiar sensation of floating. Slowly a dark blackness surrounds you. When you awake, you are in a very familiar place....

[Kobold Sanctuary, Altar]
Four gray walls surround you, giving you a sense of security. There is a wooden door to your left that seems to beckon you. The only funiture in this room is a large altar right in the middle. Blood and filth stain it after years of constant use. You also see a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, and a kobold.
Obvious exits: north
A kobold just appeared on the altar looking a tad confused and a bit frightened!

A kobold rasps, "What got you this time?"

A kobold just appeared on the altar looking a tad confused and a bit frightened!

A kobold just went north.

A kobold just appeared on the altar looking a tad confused and a bit frightened!

A kobold rasps, "Some warrior. I should feel honored, I was his first kill.

> A kobold just appeared on the altar looking a tad confused and a bit frightened!

A kobold just went north.

A kobold just appeared on the altar looking a tad confused and a bit frightened!

A kobold just appeared on the altar looking a tad confused and a bit frightened!

A kobold rasps, "Ugh, I hate it when they fry me with magic. Really ruins my digestion.

A kobold just went north.

A kobold just went north.

A kobold just appeared on the altar looking a tad confused and a bit frightened!
>moan Don't Tell me you died again
> North

[Kobold Sanctuary, Lounge]
You enter a ridicously tiny room. Barely four humans could squeeze into it, yet the designers inteded it to fit at least 20 kobolds. As you shove your way into this cramped space, you notice that the way back has immediatly disappeared. You also see a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, and a kobold.
Obvious exits: east, north

A kobold rasps, "Well, my shift is up. See you guys in a few minutes."

A kobold just went east.

A kobold just arrived.

A kobold just went east.

A kobold's pathetic attempt to smile causes him to chip a tooth!

A kobold just arrived.

A kobold rasps, "Anyone got some prozac?"

A kobold swings its head side to side.

A kobold just went east.

A kobold just arrived.
>exp

� Level: 1� Experience: 0
�Next level at: 10000 exp. � Exp. until next lvl: 10000
�Family Fame: Less then nil � Character Fame: Heh
�Deeds: N/A � Deaths this level: Lots
�Mana: 0/0 Max

Your mind is clearer then a giantman's mug of ale.
>sigh
You rasp.

A kobold just arrived.

A kobold just went east.

A kobold rasps, "I wonder if the orcs are planning an invasion soon."

A kobold just went north.

A kobold just arrived.

A kobold just arrived.

A kobold points at you.

A kobold just went east.

A kobold rasps, "Hey you! I want you to deliver this chest to our neighbors in the mines. It contains the gems they have ordered."

A kobold offers you a golden box.
>accept
You snatch the box into your grubby hands.
>"OK I won't fail.
You rasp, "OK I won't fail."

A kobold just went east.

A kobold rasps, "You better not."

A kobold just arrived.

>n
[Kobold Sanctuary, Infirmirary]
The first thing you notice about this room is that it is slightly cleaner then the others. Cleaner meaning that there is no kobold spoor or blood stains on the walls. You still have your regular cockroaches and food waste littered on the ground. The screams of several baby kobold ring the air, making you want to bash em all and put the out of their misery, and the misery that is yet to come. You also see a kobold mama, a kobold mama, a kobold baby, a kobold mama, a kobold baby, a kobold baby, a kobold mama, Stump, a kobold mama, a kobold baby, and a kobold mama.
Obvious exits: north, south
> A kobold mama screams!

A kobold mama screams!

Stump says, "C'mon lassie."

A kobold just arrived.

A kobold just went north.

A kobold mama screams!

A kobold baby suddenly falls onto the ground!

Stump says, "Thata girl."

A kobold mama looks a lot better.
>n
[Kobold Sanctuary, Teleporation Room]
A pale blue light fills the room. Three transports are the source of this brilliant luminescinse. One is labeled, "Abandoned Village", a second "Kobold Mines" and a third "Hidden Mines". They seem to beckon you in. You also see a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, a kobold, and a kobold. Obvious exits: south
> A kobold rasps, "I'll see you guys shortly."

A kobold just stepped into a transport labeled, "Abandoned Village"

A kobold just disappeared!

A kobold just arrived.

A kobold screeches, "No! I don't wanna go!!!"
>go kobold mine transport
You step into a transport labeled, "Kobold Mines"

The world around you fills with a blue light. When you are able to see again, you are in a different place...

[Upper Trollfang]
The path is not well defined as you move along the grassy trail. Tall pines sway with the ocean winds that are so prevalent here. The grass has been trodden upon in different places here confusing the trail. You also see a cudgel. Obvious paths: north, south, northwest.
>take cudgel
You pick up a cudgel.

Dimwin just arrived.
>n
[Upper Trollfang]
This hill crest reveals three routes to follow. You have a choice of continuing upward to the ridge crest, or over a small hill and into a winding run under the ridge, as the trail downward to the south is the final choice. You also see a kobold and a wooden signpost.
Also here: Jeter, Yowassupdude
Obvious paths: south, northeast, northwest.

Yowassupdude swings a two handed sword at a kobold!
AS: +0 vs DS: +30 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +29 = +27
A clean miss.

A kobold screeches, "Help me!"

Jeter peers quizzicly at Yowassupdude.

Jeter says, "Mine"

A kobold screeches, "Please!!!!"

Jeter swings a claidhmore at a kobold!
AS: +47 vs DS: +10 with AvD: +45 + d100 roll: +82 = +164
... and hits for 100 points of damage!
Wicked slash slices open the kobold's chest!
Heart and lungs pureed!
Sickening!
The kobold falls to the ground and dies.
>groan
You make a low, guttural sound.

Yowassupdude searches a kobold.
A kobold decays into compost.

Jeter exclaims, "Hey!"

Jeter just punched Yowassupdude!
>nw
[Upper Trollfang]
The steep path makes travel difficult and the sight of not so well balanced boulders on the slopes above you, explains why few travellers pass this way. An iron ring is attached to a rusty spike in the rock face and the shredded remains of a rope dangles from the ring. You also see a dark hole. Obvious paths: north, southeast.

>go hole
[Upper Trollfang, Gully]
A wide lip of rock rises overhead to provide a place of cool shadows. A thick band of low growing shrubs obscures the far end of the gully. Small straggly bushes are growing over a pair of rust streaks set into the rocky floor.
Also here: Funwidcharlie and Geezen
Obvious exits: out.

Funwidcharlie points at you.

Funwidcharlie says, "LOOK A KOBOLD IS HERE IT'S AN INVASION HELP"
>gasp
You snuff up your phelgm.

Geezen hauls off and slaps Funwidcharlie up'side the head!

Geezen says, "shaddup, beavis"
>go shadow
Kobold Mines, Entrance]
This is a wide section of cavern that slopes rapidly downwards into darkness. The rock-strewn floor has been worn smooth by the passing of many feet hauling heavy loads. Several smaller caverns and chambers open up in several directions, but in the uncertain light their contents remain hidden. Twin streaks of rust vanish downslope into the chill and damp air of this benighted domain. You also see a small dark cave and a rusty iron mining cart.
Obvious exits: north, northwest, down, out.
>glance
You nervously dart your eyes about.
>down
[Kobold Mines, Sublevel One]
Several small caverns lead off from this landing. There is a slope running up towards the surface and continuing down into the depths. Rusted iron rails gleam dully in the gloom. A broken ore cart sits to one side where it was apparently abandoned long ago. Smashed chunks of ore and rusted iron litter the floor and there is a tang of metal in the air. Also here: Lord Thalior
Obvious exits: north, east, up, down.

flail
>You claw futily at the air.

Thalior grins at you.

Thalior gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
>d
[Kobold Mines, Sublevel Two]
The slope is treacherously steep here and your footing threatens to give way and send you sprawling on the rock floor. Several broken shovels and picks are scattered about and one or two ruined iron caps lie, rusting, on the floor. Metal rails in the floor continue both up and down the steep slope, but they also branch and pass through some double doors set into a walled-up cave entrance.
Also here: Supernewbie, Stupidnewbie
Obvious exits: north, south, west, up, down.
Supernewbie exclaims, "LUNCH"
>kill supernewbie
You swing a cudgel at Supernewbie!
AS: +10 vs DS: +24 with AvD: +15 + d100 roll: +11 = 17
A clean miss.

Supernewbie swings a drake falchion at you!
AS: +50 vs DS: +10 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +22 = +109
... and hit for 4 point of damage!
Swing at your eye but it catches an eyebrow instead!

** Supernewbie's drake falchion flares with a burst of flame! **
... 10 points of damage!
Burst of flames to back toasts skin nicely.
Round time: 5 sec.

Stupidnewbie swing a broadsword at you!
AS: +8 vs DS: +10 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +93 = 101
... and hit for 1 point of damage!
Weak slash to your right arm.
That doesn't even sting.

Looks like you have died again... You have a few moments to watch what happens to you.

Stupidnewbie throws back his head and howls!

Supernewbie glares at Stupidnewbie.

Stupidnewbie searches your body. His putrid hands cause you to crumble into dust.

Stupidnewbie discovers your gold box!

Stupidnewbie yells "I AM THE MASTER"

Supernewbie picks up a gold box.

Stupidnewbie says, "HEY THAT IS MINE"

Supernewbie says, "Well I practicly killed it you did 1 damage."

Stupidnewbie punches Supernewbie!

Supernewbie punches Stupidnewbie!

Stupidnewbie punches Supernewbie!

Supernewbie punches Stupidnewbie!

You get the peculiar sensation of floating. Slowly a dark blackness surrounds you. When you awake, you are in a very familiar place....