The Thread of Randomness.

[Stanley Burrell]

I just had some Asian drink and it has these tapioca pearls in it.

I don't know how I feel about this.

[Stanley Burrell]

So I was putting on a little dab of Clubman moustache wax (black.)

And I'm getting around next to the corners of my mouth – and then, well, I apply a little bit to my goatee and my soul patch (and comb it out when I'm all done.)

I don't know how I feel about this.

[Methais]

So I was putting on a little dab of Clubman moustache wax (black.)

And I'm getting around next to the corners of my mouth – and then, well, I apply a little bit to my goatee and my soul patch (and comb it out when I'm all done.)

I don't know how I feel about this.

Is it one of those really epic looking waxed mustaches?

[Stanley Burrell]

Is it one of those really epic looking waxed mustaches?

Hmmm, hard to say.

I think I may be going for something a bit more simple:

[Stumplicker]

Mustaches are for suckers. Have been since Doogie Howser sang a song about them in the old west. Real kings wear magnificent hats.

[Taernath]

So I was putting on a little dab of Clubman moustache wax (black.)

And I'm getting around next to the corners of my mouth – and then, well, I apply a little bit to my goatee and my soul patch (and comb it out when I'm all done.)

I don't know how I feel about this.

I never got the hang of mustache wax. Usually I just trim my mustache so it's not in my mouth.

[Astray]

The trick is to use hot wax.

[Methais]

The trick is to use lava.

Fixed.

[Stumplicker]

Fixed.

I expected more from you. Lava? That's the best you can get to from hot wax?

I would've suggested that the real trick was not hot wax. Hot wax comes after the trick. The real trick is squeezing your entire mustache into the latex gimp suit.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

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