The Thread of Randomness.

[iJin]

I have in interview tomorrow for a promotion. I hope I do really good. 10k is on the line for a relocation bonus. I'm praying and crossing fingers, and eyes, and basically everything else.

[RSR]

Probably have a better chance at getting it if you leave your legs uncrossed. Just sayin'

[iJin]

lol. It's a phone interview, which is even worse.

[4a6c1]

I don't understand why they call it gunpowder tea. It doesn't look like gunpowder. No special additives. Blah.

[Latrinsorm]

Everyone knows that a human is not the most massive entity.
Everyone knows that humans are not the most populous species; indeed, there are (allegedly) more species of beetle than individuals of humanity.

But what is the most massive species?

Humans
# = ~7 billion
mass = ~80kg (this includes Anticor)
species mass = 560 billion kg

Blue whale
# = ~12 thousand
mass = 180k kg
species mass = 2.16 billion kg (poseurs!)

Ants (in your pants)
In their book "Ant Ecology," Lach, Parr, and Abbott (2010) quote Holldobler and Wilson (1990) in saying that "The estimated 10,000 trillion individual ants alive at any one time weigh about as much as all human beings combined." But the main reason the answer to your question is "no" is that ants are not a single species.
http://www.antweb.org/antblog/2010/1...aurie-usa.html

And let's just keep going with that article:
"It is very time-consuming to count all the dead ants that fall out a tree after you have fogged it with insecticide, so comparable studies have not been done in many parts of the world."
PUSSIES

Some bullshit shrimp
"They might be the only wild species that could compete with Homo sapiens for the title of 'species with the most biomass.'"
Bullshit.

Blah blah blah "we are definitely the most ecologically significant animal taxon."
USA! USA! USA!

[Androidpk]

That is more than enough biomass to feed a Tyranid hive fleet.

[Latrinsorm]

Assume backgrounds dominate the grounds of fore.

Math will change our life; yours and mine. 9/16ths of an inch and white tasseled gloves.

They are all perfect. We are all perfect.

[Latrinsorm]

How do erasers work? They leave behind a whitish sheen. A crude white-out, nothing more!! We must brush away the residue... erase the erasure??!? Freeze them, freeze us all! Absolute zero is the salvation of man and machine.

[Methais]

How do erasers work? They leave behind a whitish sheen. A crude white-out, nothing more!! We must brush away the residue... erase the erasure??!? Freeze them, freeze us all! Absolute zero is the salvation of man and machine.

I once heard that once you get past the burning sensation, the head of one's cock makes for a great eraser.

[Latrinsorm]

Why can't we gargle with our mouths closed?