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    Quote Originally Posted by iJin View Post
    lmao. Nah. I have like a whole other alter ego at work--I go into work mode fast. My work fling also, and when I need some shit done he gets it done. Then it's time for break and I go and get lunch for me and my team and then the flirting starts inconspicuously until I have to go back to work.
    Well sounds like you're talking yourself into it, so don't let us stop you. Go for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iJin View Post
    Well see other than that big ol' question--yeah I think so.


    I left out one other big piece of info--I'm his boss. Oh godd.
    Wat

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    Quote Originally Posted by iJin View Post
    Well see other than that big ol' question--yeah I think so.


    I left out one other big piece of info--I'm his boss. Oh godd.
    He’s gonna show up for work tomorrow like

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    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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    You should also tell your bf to get his limp dick in check and then link him to this thread and pretend iJin is someone else. Then secretly record his reaction and post it here.

    Also have you tried letting him know beforehand that his lack of dong delivery is a problem?
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    Dong delivery

    Eta: I can't help but wonder what tisket thinks about this whole affair.
    Last edited by Wrathbringer; 10-24-2017 at 12:51 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iJin View Post
    Yeah I thought I was going to break up with my boyfriend too, but no I just moved out and I have my own place now--which I love. We decided to stay together cause hey, maybe my moving out will be better for us! It has in the sense we don't fight anymore....but still no sex life. He just doesn't care for sex.

    If I had to relate my boyfriend to anyone he is exactly like Sheldon Cooper. Robotic, analytical, and just cares about computers. lol.

    We did it at my place. It was awesome. Most exciting sex I've had in the last 5 years.
    Cheating aside... don't fuck your employees.

    You can be held personally responsible for sexual harassment... even if it's not really sexual harassment.

    If you still want his dick.. do the right thing and break up with your "boy"friend (what fucking guy doesn't like sex!?!? WTMF!?) and try to get into another department or get him into another department.

    It's not worth the headaches if this new relationship goes south.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wrathbringer View Post
    Dong delivery

    Eta: I can't help but wonder what tisket thinks about this whole affair.
    I don't have time to catch up since I'm headed to work. Give me a TLDR synopsis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tisket View Post
    I don't have time to catch up since I'm headed to work. Give me a TLDR synopsis.
    Here it is:

    Quote Originally Posted by iJin View Post
    Damn, I slept with someone from work. I also still have a boyfriend. They also have a girlfriend.
    Quote Originally Posted by iJin View Post
    I left out one other big piece of info--I'm his boss. Oh godd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit View Post
    Here it is:
    Yeah, poor decision making, iJin. You can find sex anywhere so why pick a partner so entirely inappropriate? Oh well, it's your life.
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    I like penis.
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    Make Shattered a $5 stand-alone subscription

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