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    I just had some Asian drink and it has these tapioca pearls in it.

    I don't know how I feel about this.
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    So I was putting on a little dab of Clubman moustache wax (black.)

    And I'm getting around next to the corners of my mouth – and then, well, I apply a little bit to my goatee and my soul patch (and comb it out when I'm all done.)

    I don't know how I feel about this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stanley Burrell View Post
    So I was putting on a little dab of Clubman moustache wax (black.)

    And I'm getting around next to the corners of my mouth – and then, well, I apply a little bit to my goatee and my soul patch (and comb it out when I'm all done.)

    I don't know how I feel about this.
    Is it one of those really epic looking waxed mustaches?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    Is it one of those really epic looking waxed mustaches?

    Hmmm, hard to say.

    I think I may be going for something a bit more simple:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stanley Burrell View Post
    So I was putting on a little dab of Clubman moustache wax (black.)

    And I'm getting around next to the corners of my mouth – and then, well, I apply a little bit to my goatee and my soul patch (and comb it out when I'm all done.)

    I don't know how I feel about this.
    I never got the hang of mustache wax. Usually I just trim my mustache so it's not in my mouth.
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    The trick is to use hot wax.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astray View Post
    The trick is to use lava.
    Fixed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    Fixed.
    I expected more from you. Lava? That's the best you can get to from hot wax?

    I would've suggested that the real trick was not hot wax. Hot wax comes after the trick. The real trick is squeezing your entire mustache into the latex gimp suit.

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