The Thread of Randomness.

[Stanley Burrell]

When I was working in the Police Department, my immediate superior and go-to guy in my Unit had this frickin' awesome exacto'ish small blade that you could attach to a key -- and still have that key be completely functional without having to take off the blade. I have no idea where the hell to find one, but I had a bit of a weird experience going back to my car in a dark alley two or three nights ago and I want that shit for personal protection, because I'm always ready to do a key-to-the-carotid going to and from my vehicle.

[Methais]

When I was working in the Police Department, my immediate superior and go-to guy in my Unit had this frickin' awesome exacto'ish small blade that you could attach to a key -- and still have that key be completely functional without having to take off the blade. I have no idea where the hell to find one, but I had a bit of a weird experience going back to my car in a dark alley two or three nights ago and I want that shit for personal protection, because I'm always ready to do a key-to-the-carotid going to and from my vehicle.

I decided to help out and google it for you.

https://www.google.com/search?q=When...utf-8&oe=utf-8

[Stanley Burrell]

I decided to help out and google it for you.

https://www.google.com/search?q=When...utf-8&oe=utf-8

Excellent.

[iJin]

I really want pumpkin pie.

[Bhaalizmo]

[Stanley Burrell]

My beard is going insane.

[Stanley Burrell]

^ yo, plus I've got a skinny-ass circle goatee pointed beard…

…but every time, after I shower and try and comb it, it looks like lightning hit my chin. First world problems.

[Latrinsorm]

[Latrinsorm]

[Amie]

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Siri really misunderstood me. All I was doing was talking to somebody when I heard her ding.