If I had an extra 1.3 million laying around, here's what I'd buy

[Wheelerm]

All it really needs is a white mask, a chicken bucket on its head, and carrying an enormous guitar.

[Tenlaar]

I'll be damned if I'm going to roll around in a battle mech without a cigarette clenched between my teeth. No smoking my left ass.

[SHAFT]

Watching that thing rolling through the streets of whatever Japanese city that was had me sold. I've already begun a savings fund. Will just need to add a bit of horsepower to speed that baby up.

[SHAFT]

[Tenlaar]

http://www.cyberdyne.jp/english/

[SHAFT]

Jesus Christ, between the zombie apocalypse and the rise of the machines, I don't know how I'm supposed to feel safe anymore.

[Danaandim]

you ever think when the point comes that the entire military forces are fought from a computer with no lives on the line that the leaders will finally turn to each other and say fuck it let's just play checkers , best 2/3 wins.

The loser reports to the disintegration booth. Why does this sound eerily familiar?

[TheEschaton]

Man, I haven't read any Vonnegut in awhile.