Gardening Q

[Archigeek]

Yay, gardening!

[Taernath]

I started a compost setup a few months ago.

[Archigeek]

We still have frozen ground and some snow, but some plants are starting to peek out. Rhubarb for example.

[Methais]

Pro Tip: When you have to take a dump, do it in your garden. Saves on fertilizer and water from flushing the toilet. And as we all know, you'll then have to pee because you can pee and not poop, but you can't poop and not pee, so then you can go around peeing wherever you want to kill weeds to save on buying weed killer. You're welcome.

If your name is Tom and you pee and poop does that make you a peeping Tom?

[Stanley Burrell]

If your name is Tom and you pee and poop does that make you a peeping Tom?

[Stanley Burrell]

Well, because of the 'itis going around, there hasn't been a lot of purchasing of plants. But dude, my chives, on their own volition, once again, from the slums of Xiaolin, are amazing. Maybe I'll post a picture or something.

O.K.

[Bhaalizmo]

Help.

I need to one-up the women who are all garden-savvy. I've got a giant pot with tons of soil in it. And it's really important that I plant something that grows into something better than everyone else's crap.

I don't want to, like, do anything. I'll probably make a hole and pour fifty seeds or whatever inside of the soil and cover it up.

Anyway, what is something extremely easy to grow, that looks better than everything else and requires like no maintence. And looks ridiculously unique vs. what everyone's mom and grandma has already? And is relatively inexpensive.

I have to do this or I'll get lectured by all the women and end up having to do weeding again or dumb shit. Which'll probably happen anyway, but I've been sort of, maybe a little I guess, passionate about this for the last fifteen minutes. Thanks.

I think you've set the bar way too low. Plant some sativa, learn to clone, dedicate a room. Profit.

Make salads for gramma

[Stanley Burrell]

I think you've set the bar way too low. Plant some sativa, learn to clone, dedicate a room. Profit.

Make salads for gramma

lol.

The bar weighs heavy on the gardener

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Chives are the bomb, Stanley. NOICE. Very tight butthole.

[Astray]

Started that grow-op yet?