Dumb things liberals say:

[Tgo01]

“President Biden does nothing at 9 AM… He is a night owl. The fact that he [giving a speech about the bank failure] at 9 AM speaks to how vital the White House recognizes it is.” -Jen Psaki about Sleepy Joe Biden.

That literally made me laugh out loud when I heard she said that.

Saying he does nothing by 9AM makes him sound like an old doddering fool. Which granted is accurate, but for some reason she thinks this is a good quality.

[Parkbandit]

That literally made me laugh out loud when I heard she said that.

Saying he does nothing by 9AM makes him sound like an old doddering fool. Which granted is accurate, but for some reason she thinks this is a good quality.

"He's a night owl!" made me laugh too... even though Sleepy Joe is in bed by 8pm on most nights.

[Parkbandit]

"At a time of record wealth inequality, the wealthiest among us must help to provide more access for others to pursue the American dream that they have benefited so much from" -Rep Daniel Goldman (D) NY said last week.

This week, it was discovered that Daniel Goldman's "non-profit" organization has over 30 million dollars in the Caymen Islands, squirreled away from the greedy clutches of the IRS.

[Methais]

"At a time of record wealth inequality, the wealthiest among us must help to provide more access for others to pursue the American dream that they have benefited so much from" -Rep Daniel Goldman (D) NY said last week.

This week, it was discovered that Daniel Goldman's "non-profit" organization has over 30 million dollars in the Caymen Islands, squirreled away from the greedy clutches of the IRS.

In before Seran's like WHAT ABOUT MITT ROMNEY!?!?!?!

[Neveragain]

"At a time of record wealth inequality, the wealthiest among us must help to provide more access for others to pursue the American dream that they have benefited so much from" -Rep Daniel Goldman (D) NY said last week.

This week, it was discovered that Daniel Goldman's "non-profit" organization has over 30 million dollars in the Caymen Islands, squirreled away from the greedy clutches of the IRS.

There's a joke in here somewhere, can't quite put my finger on it.

[Parkbandit]

Young kid asking President Biden "What are the steps to success"

President Biden, being confused as usual.. sputtered around for a bit.. then said that the key to success is to "make sure you don't have covid"

He needed his druggy son to step in and slowly walk him through the question.

[Parkbandit]

Rep. Rosa DeLauro praises Pete Buttigieg for the development of “female crash test dummies.”


"This will start to fight the gender inequity among vehicle safety and crash victims."

Honestly, I thought this was from Babylon Bee.. but no, this is true.



They just need to use her as one of those test dummies. Two birds, one stone.

[Methais]

Rep. Rosa DeLauro praises Pete Buttigieg for the development of “female crash test dummies.”


"This will start to fight the gender inequity among vehicle safety and crash victims."

Honestly, I thought this was from Babylon Bee.. but no, this is true.



They just need to use her as one of those test dummies. Two birds, one stone.

Can someone tell me what specifically make a crash test dummy male or female?

[Parkbandit]

Can someone tell me what specifically make a crash test dummy male or female?

Not sure... but there are only male and female test dummies? Wait until the LGBTQLMNOP mafia hears about this.. they are NOT REPRESENTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Seran]

Understanding there are anatomical differences between men and women is a good first step to understanding why safety tests using different sized and shaped crash test dummies is a good thing.