I swear to god I cried so hard laughing at this.
First it was like meh...
Then I kept reading and it was like meh...chuckle...meh....
Then I got to the dinosaur shirt that said 'I didn't slap you I just high-fived your face' and all sorts of hilarity ensued. Everything became funny. Reading the objections to domestic violence and the pros/cons of smacking a bitch for cold bean pies was just classic. SO much for the laugh. That really was fun for me to read.
By the way why the fuck was this thread bumped after 7 years of being up without a post? I mean really. It was funny, but wow.