a folded white canvas tent/a snow white canvas tent illuminated from within
Takes five seconds to set up or take down, four person capacity, can be set up in the presence of critters.
Interior:
[(Your name)'s Tent]
Bleached white canvas stretches across white-painted iron bars to form this small tent. Bright and pure, the white canvas is illuminated by two small lanterns hanging from the crossbar overhead. The ground has been swept free of sticks and pebbles, and the air in the tent smells clean. You also see a tent flap.
Obvious exits: none
I'm told that the last one sold for 30m? I'll set the MB on this for 25m.
ETA: Or 50m. Sweet Jesus, really? Okay, well, MB is still 25m. BO will be 50m.
ETA part deux: I will take cash bids at $8 per.
CB: 40m to droit sold. Will go once, twice, thrice, sold.