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    Quote Originally Posted by Astray View Post
    At some point we're going to hit the practical applications, we always do. Then it's gonna be "Oh I have the N5 and it lets me auto translate languages." and we're gonna see some cellphone level bullshit accessories.
    For sure... they'll be like... this one comes in seafoam green and can provide instant erections while driving your Toyota vehicle and interfaces with Apple phone, but not Android. For an extra 2000 squidbits (currency of the future, you heard it here first) you can also add instant goosebumps and access to pornhub retinal display.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stumplicker View Post
    I would assume so they don't have to drill a hole in your head everytime they want to do a firmware update. That would be the practical application for wireless.
    You have a dedicated service place for that. If you make it easily accessible, which it is, you can likely have a shop front that applies the update with like an hour visit.

    C'mon man, basic sci-fi implants on a commercial scale 101.

    Quote Originally Posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage View Post
    For sure... they'll be like... this one comes in seafoam green and can provide instant erections while driving your Toyota vehicle and interfaces with Apple phone, but not Android. For an extra 2000 squidbits (currency of the future, you heard it here first) you can also add instant goosebumps and access to pornhub retinal display.
    Shit.
    Last edited by Astray; 07-19-2019 at 11:50 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage View Post
    For sure... they'll be like... this one comes in seafoam green and can provide instant erections while driving your Toyota vehicle and interfaces with Apple phone, but not Android. For an extra 2000 squidbits (currency of the future, you heard it here first) you can also add instant goosebumps and access to pornhub retinal display.
    I wonder if this will lead to Demolition Man type porn/sex.

    I certainly hope so.
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    Also, what do you monsters eat that you don't enjoy the aroma of your flatulence from time to time?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Astray View Post
    You have a dedicated service place for that. If you make it easily accessible, which it is, you can likely have a shop front that applies the update with like an hour visit.

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    Shit, I'll take one. Imagine, your entire reality is based on what your brain tells you. Everything you see, smell, feel, hear... All because your brain says that is going on. Picture this, a device implanted into your head that tells your brain something else is there. Seamless augmented reality. Or even better, a full VR world that is just as real as the actual world.

    Also, I need to renew my FCC license by next month.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    Shit, I'll take one. Imagine, your entire reality is based on what your brain tells you. Everything you see, smell, feel, hear... All because your brain says that is going on. Picture this, a device implanted into your head that tells your brain something else is there. Seamless augmented reality. Or even better, a full VR world that is just as real as the actual world.

    Also, I need to renew my FCC license by next month.
    I wonder what kind of technology they'll need for it to make Back not appear to be a retard.

    Last edited by Methais; 07-19-2019 at 12:36 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Keller View Post
    Also, what do you monsters eat that you don't enjoy the aroma of your flatulence from time to time?
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    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman.
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    Remember, I'm a tiny dick pussy.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    I wonder what kind of technology they'll need for it to make Back not appear to be a retard.

    Shortly before we as a race learn how to ascend.... We'll still be millennia away from that technology.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    I wonder what kind of technology they'll need for it to make Back not appear to be a retard.
    It's called a lobotomy.

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    Last edited by Methais; 07-19-2019 at 03:03 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Keller View Post
    Also, what do you monsters eat that you don't enjoy the aroma of your flatulence from time to time?
    Quote Originally Posted by Back
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman.
    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    Remember, I'm a tiny dick pussy.



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