[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "actually havnt seen Ringo....thats on the short list" (4:49:32 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "would it help if I said
Johnny Depp is one of only three men whose dick i'd suck?" (4:50:28 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "wait, four" (4:50:46 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "forgot about brad pitt" (4:50:52 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "
my list goes Anthony Hopkins, Edward Norton, Brad Pitt, and Johnny Depp" (4:52:26 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "in that order" (4:52:29 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "as most likely to suck dick to least likely, but i'd still do it for any of them" (4:52:54 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "i'd service them both" (4:53:31 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "while they drank their coffee" (4:53:37 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "well then refer to the order" (4:53:48 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "
no, see, that's the thing" (4:54:13 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "
I wouldn't suck a random dick....i'm not gay" (4:54:22 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "
i'd only suck THOSE SPECIFIC dicks" (4:54:39 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "simply because of who they are attached to" (4:54:49 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "
be real, wouldn't you want to be able to honestly say you sucked Anthony Hopkins' dick?" (4:55:37 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "the problem is, you're so tied down you're thinking sucking another man's dick is gay.....and normally, you'd be right. Sucking a random man's dick, or even some guy you know IRL...would totally be gay" (5:01:22 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "i'm talking about 4 dudes that i'll never actually meet, let alone be in a situation to suck they dick.....the dick sucking is more a euphemism for how much I respect their work" (5:02:27 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "that's like saying i'd fuck Jennifer Aniston" (5:03:11 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "well no shit" (5:03:20 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "crawl back to your little hole and put your blinders back on, the world isn't ready for you yet" (5:03:50 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "convince me of what? that
i'm secure enough in my manhood to admit i'd most likely suck a great dick?" (5:04:57 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "I think it's you that's in the closet" (5:05:32 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "lol" (5:05:56 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "cuz he was in a 78 nova" (5:06:12 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "you're assuming my ability to suck these particular dicks is based on some sexual gratification" (5:06:56 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "it's so beyond that it has no place" (5:07:10 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "for sexual purposes...this goes beyond sex" (5:08:14 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "War, are you married?" (5:08:46 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Chaska: "I have to say that I was originally on your side Thondalar, but I am starting to ride the fence a bit. Sucking dick is sucking dick, it doesn't really matter why. If you are a guy and you willingly have a dick in your mouth, that is a gay action." (5:09:16 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "alright....you think every woman that sleeps with you is always 100% sexually satisfied?" (5:09:35 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "fair enough....so the other 20%....that'd just be doing a sexual act for placation right?" (5:10:41 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "she's not really getting anything from it" (5:11:00 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "so would it be fair to say that sometimes, SOMETIMES, sexual acts can be performed for non-sexual reasons?" (5:12:11 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "talking about sucking Anthony Hopkins' dick" (5:13:05 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "
i'm saying, as a completely straight man, with no interest in other men, I would be willing to suck anthony hopkins' dick, just because it's HIS dick" (5:13:46 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "i'd totally keep it to myself" (5:14:38 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "I got what
I wanted out of it, why would I toss it around?" (5:15:34 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "naturally you'll read that as I sucked a dick and i'm good with that.....where I mean I sucked Anthony Hopkins' dick and i'm good with that" (5:16:15 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "you have to understand, it's not a random dick" (5:16:24 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "this is Anthony Hopkins we're talking about" (5:16:46 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "if I loved the cock, i'd suck random dicks" (5:16:59 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "hell no....the dick is who it's attached to" (5:17:17 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "bullshit" (5:18:00 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "in this case" (5:18:03 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "I wouldn't suck some guy on the street's dick" (5:18:14 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "well that'd be different, because it wouldnt be just some guy" (5:18:44 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "that'd also be different, because it wouldn't be who he actually is in real life" (5:19:03 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "
what of this is so hard to understand?" (5:19:12 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "the sucking another man's dick part? fucking grow up homophobes" (5:19:37 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "because in order to be gay you have to be sucking it for a sexual purpose" (5:20:06 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "if it was sexual, and I was gay, i'd just suck any dick" (5:20:29 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "to be close to greatness" (5:20:58 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "jesus...sucking dick normally is totally gay and sexual....assuming the suckee is male" (5:21:34 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "and its just some dick" (5:21:46 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "you're taking this into left field" (5:21:59 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "we're talking about me sucking his dick, not if he's gay" (5:22:18 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Wararm: "ask your wife Thondalar, see what she thinks of your fantasy" (5:22:58 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "so....even tho I have no interest in men, and I like sex with women....I have a list of 4 people whose dick I would suck if given the opportunity, but only those 4....i'm gay?" (5:23:16 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "ffs" (5:23:40 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "
you people are pathetic" (5:23:53 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "
them? i'd totally swallow. any other men on the planet? i'd never be near their cocks" (5:24:53 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "macaroni picture of an owl?" (5:25:26 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "are you shitting me?" (5:25:30 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "
this is anthony hopkins we're talking about" (5:25:38 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "War....we went over that already" (5:26:47 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "I have that list too, and it's a lot longer than 4" (5:26:56 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "eh, maybe 10 years ago" (5:27:28 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "Maggie Lawson" (5:28:02 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "all day" (5:28:05 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "bet none of you even know who Maggie Lawson is" (5:28:47 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Wararm: "god..this is too hard, id bang like 80% of hollywood(dont get excited Thondalar, im talking about women)" (5:28:50 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "too late, you googled it" (5:29:11 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "lol" (5:29:47 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "hey, johnny depp is number 4 on my list of 4" (5:30:18 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "and i'm an apparently gay dude" (5:30:26 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "one , yeah" (5:30:58 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "i'm not, i'm judging it by other dudes on lnet saying i'm gay because i'd suck johnny depp's dick" (5:31:33 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "even tho I wouldn't suck a random dick" (5:31:46 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "cuz I have no interest in sucking dick normally...but I would his" (5:32:13 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "married 10 years, don't need to meet women.....gets me in tourble" (5:32:36 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "trouble" (5:32:41 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "oh no, I sleep with them...that's where the trouble starts" (5:33:11 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "not meant as flattery" (5:33:44 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "I wouldn't be sucking him off for sexual gratification" (5:33:58 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "who said I did?" (5:34:11 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "ok....all you johnny-come-lates that have no idea how this convo even started.....stop talking" (5:34:51 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "or...chatting" (5:35:11 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "I guess" (5:35:17 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "nope, further proving my point....you have to actually DO the deed" (5:35:52 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "I have no interest in that dude. his body of work can't touch hopkins, depp, norton, or pitt" (5:36:51 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "i'd agree with that Anarq....by that same logic, you're assuming i'm looking to suck a random dick" (5:37:31 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "I agree with the first, not the second...
wanting to suck dick itself makes you gay...being willing to suck 4 certain dicks but no others makes you willing to be gay in the crotch of greatness" (5:38:45 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "ok....but you'll bang plenty of women that aren't on your top 4 list of women you wish you could bang" (5:39:49 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "bullshit...name me 4 famous women right now...you'll never even see any of them, let alone bang them" (5:40:29 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "but you'll still bang someone" (5:40:49 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "
wtf....this isn't about sucking dick" (5:41:19 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "
fucking closet homos" (5:41:24 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "
how did it not make sense" (5:41:44 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "name me your top 4 list of women you wish you could bang" (5:42:09 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "what part of that is hard to understand?" (5:43:06 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "you made some reference to banging some random person laying in the street...what that has to do with 4 of the best actors of all time, i'm not sure" (5:44:16 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "again, you missed the beginning of this, and therefore have no clue what you're talking about" (5:44:50 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "you're just....talking" (5:45:01 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "definately" (5:45:11 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "gay would be having a homosexual relationship with another man for purposes of sexual gratification" (5:46:03 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "glad to be of service.....wait....did that sound gay?" (5:46:31 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "well I wouldn't bother to know what his intentions were" (5:46:58 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "this is anthony hopkins we're talking about here" (5:47:23 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "see, there again, slut denotes random partners....i'm talking about very specific people" (5:47:48 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "wow, good job Blan for coming out of left field and saying shit nobody can understand" (5:48:33 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "every good convo needs a random crazy, good job mate" (5:49:08 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "I have lots of lists....that's the only one involving dicks" (5:49:35 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "
exactly....if I were to say man, I want to suck a dick....that'd be totally gay." (5:50:33 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Wutaki: "Thondalar... you should be a lawyer" (5:50:37 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "
but i'm like man, I want to suck these 4 dicks on a non-sexual circumstance" (5:50:59 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "and no other dicks" (5:51:16 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "no, I wouldn't" (5:51:43 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "that's my point....I wouldn't ENJOY it....but fuck...it's anthony hopkins' dickl" (5:52:16 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "I watch porn when I jerk off" (5:52:46 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "lol" (5:53:11 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "no, I mean women getting fucked by men" (5:53:23 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "have you seen a small dick porn?" (5:53:39 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "probably do, fag" (5:54:05 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "because it's THOSE dicks" (5:54:34 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "what part of this is hard to understand?" (5:54:46 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "because in order to be gay, i'd have to be sucking them because I liked sucking dick" (5:55:13 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "and it'd be any ol" (5:55:19 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "dick" (5:55:22 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "even better" (5:55:40 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "I have no interest in getting butt fucked" (5:55:53 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "you gotta pick one" (5:56:18 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "
yeah, i'd totally let anthony hopkins fuck me in the butt" (5:56:34 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "not saying i'd like it" (5:56:45 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "but i'd let him" (5:56:54 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "damn right, it's anthony hopkins ffs" (5:57:15 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "greatest actor ever?" (5:57:45 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "yeah, that's pretty much it" (5:58:05 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "again, if I was gay, I would suck dick and/or take one in the ass on a regular basis, and/or have some desire to do/have those things" (5:59:14 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "I was simply saying....there are four men on this planet whose dick I would suck, given the opportunity" (6:00:04 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "I disagree, but if it makes you feel better" (6:00:40 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "I think i'd have to actually go out looking for gay relationships in order to be gay" (6:00:56 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "but that's just me" (6:00:59 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "fair enough, I'd have to have sexual desires for the other 3.8 billion men on the planet to be gay" (6:01:48 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "problem is, I don't....and I don't even have sexual desires for these 4 men....just saying, if it happened to happen, i'd do it" (6:02:16 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "ok, ANY of those men....besides those 4" (6:02:55 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "like, i've never looked at another dude I've ever seen IRL and been like damn, I want his dick in my mouth" (6:03:16 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "so? i'm not attracted to dudes" (6:03:52 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "lol....
that's where your little brain can't comprehend....i'm not attracted to those 4 dudes either...but if the situation came about, i'd suck their dick" (6:04:36 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "must be" (6:05:13 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "you're too fucking stupid to understand the difference between general intent and situational response" (6:05:37 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "any dick? no" (6:06:24 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "your dick? hell no, tho that's what you'd like" (6:06:38 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "unfortunately your ignorance doesn't exclude you from being homophpic, ignorant, and stupid" (6:07:17 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "er homophobic" (6:07:33 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "no backpedaling here....you can accuse me of many things, but i've stood my ground" (6:08:03 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "gotta give me that" (6:08:12 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "where the fuck did that come from savage?" (6:08:50 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "who said anything about gay bashing?" (6:09:02 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "well, you are" (6:09:23 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "lol...I said i'd suck 4 particular dicks...and i'm homophobic?" (6:09:53 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "these things don't work together" (6:10:09 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "because it's not sexual" (6:10:38 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "sucking dick in general, as a man, is gay...sucking 4 particular dicks because of who they are, with no consideration to sexuality, is not gay" (6:11:24 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "sex can be a non-sexual act....if you don't believe that, you havn't been married long enough" (6:14:21 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Alnwick: "Late. Early. The cock is half in Thondalar's mouth, the cock is half out. All depends on how you look at it." (6:16:19 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "I guess that's the big disconnect....i'm not saying I WANT their dicks in my mouth....i'm saying, if it happened....i'd let it" (6:16:36 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "nothing to live down" (6:17:25 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "I stand by my statements" (6:17:33 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "
not my fault people are still ignorant enough to get worked up over a straight man saying he'd allow a select few other men to put their dicks in his mouth" (6:18:32 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "well wtf is the difference" (6:20:20 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "because I spelled it out?" (6:20:27 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "yeah, little different" (6:22:03 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "if you're a guy it's ok to be a whore" (6:22:19 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "
if people are gonna post shit I say....atleast post all of it. Don't pick and choose like some hack TMZ shit" (6:24:47 AM)
[LNet]-You: "Thondalar, it's all been pretty consistently ridiculous, so I don't know how much it matters." (6:25:23 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "none of it was ridiculous" (6:26:07 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "
yeah, I'm pretty sure i've been trolled the last 2 hours....no person with an ounce of common sense wouldn't see the logic" (6:27:03 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "perhaps i'm the troll?" (6:28:22 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "in which case....owned" (6:28:50 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "all of you" (6:29:02 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "simpletons" (6:29:06 AM)
[LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "but hey, kept me occupied for a couple mindless bounties" (6:29:32 AM)