11:10am: The origin of the word napkin
11:15am: The story of the great war of the Naps vs. the Tillmenites(and their beautiful brides, the Gwens):
[LNet]-GSIV:Queti: "Once upon a time, there were a race of sentient cloths that roamed the world, keeping everything tidy. They were called Naps because after cleaning up everything, they would quickly fall asleep. Unfortunately, this was a dangerous thing to do because they were delicious, and soon their numbers had dwindled to extinction levels."
[LNet]-GSIV:Queti: "The world grew dirty, until high in the himilayas, a man found a species of Naps that weren't sentient, but could also be used for cleaning."
[LNet]-GSF:Tillmen: "That story needs a villan."
[LNet]-GSIV:Neco: "Chinese Napkins"
[LNet]-GSIV:Gweneivia: "obviously they were wiped out"
[LNet]-GSIV:Yterria: "it does. the ones who ate the Naps in the firstplace"
[LNet]-GSF:Tillmen: "It's not their fault. It's the Naps fault for being delicious."
[LNet]-GSIV:Queti: "There were a special sect of people who were addicted to the taste of Naps, who truly contributed to their extinction not only because they were delicious, but because they wanted to world to be a dirty, dirty place. They were called the Tillmenites."
[LNet]-GSIV:Gweneivia: "Tillmenites also used them to clean p...certain sticky substances"
[LNet]-GSF:Tillmen: "Tell me more of these Tillmenites... Where they exceedingly handsome?"
[LNet]-GSIV:Queti: "That produced as they copulated with the prolific female group known as the Gwens."
[LNet]-GSIV:Gweneivia: "lol, there are enough of us"
[LNet]-GSIV:Queti: "The Tillmenites were a crafty people, very good at making tools for their hunts which they called scripts (these were actually sticks with Movie ideas attached to them)."
[LNet]-GSF:Tillmen: "Does ledgend tell of their impending return to glory, and the inevitable demise of the napkins?"
[LNet]-GSIV:Neco: "stop asking questions, let him finish the damn story!"
[LNet]-GSF:Tillmen: "Tell me neow!"
[LNet]-GSIV:Syradis: "we also play a game where we're elves and dwarves and shit, not even visually, but through text"
[LNet]-GSIV:Neco: "sex does burn calories, who cares if its with a horse"
[LNet]-GSIV:Queti: "The Horse probably."
[LNet]-GSIV:Kaillend: "apparently you're supposed to lean forward with your butt slightly elevated."