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    11:10am: The origin of the word napkin
    11:15am: The story of the great war of the Naps vs. the Tillmenites(and their beautiful brides, the Gwens):

    [LNet]-GSIV:Queti: "Once upon a time, there were a race of sentient cloths that roamed the world, keeping everything tidy. They were called Naps because after cleaning up everything, they would quickly fall asleep. Unfortunately, this was a dangerous thing to do because they were delicious, and soon their numbers had dwindled to extinction levels."
    [LNet]-GSIV:Queti: "The world grew dirty, until high in the himilayas, a man found a species of Naps that weren't sentient, but could also be used for cleaning."
    [LNet]-GSF:Tillmen: "That story needs a villan."
    [LNet]-GSIV:Neco: "Chinese Napkins"
    [LNet]-GSIV:Gweneivia: "obviously they were wiped out"
    [LNet]-GSIV:Yterria: "it does. the ones who ate the Naps in the firstplace"
    [LNet]-GSF:Tillmen: "It's not their fault. It's the Naps fault for being delicious."
    [LNet]-GSIV:Queti: "There were a special sect of people who were addicted to the taste of Naps, who truly contributed to their extinction not only because they were delicious, but because they wanted to world to be a dirty, dirty place. They were called the Tillmenites."
    [LNet]-GSIV:Gweneivia: "Tillmenites also used them to clean p...certain sticky substances"
    [LNet]-GSF:Tillmen: "Tell me more of these Tillmenites... Where they exceedingly handsome?"
    [LNet]-GSIV:Queti: "That produced as they copulated with the prolific female group known as the Gwens."
    [LNet]-GSIV:Gweneivia: "lol, there are enough of us"
    [LNet]-GSIV:Queti: "The Tillmenites were a crafty people, very good at making tools for their hunts which they called scripts (these were actually sticks with Movie ideas attached to them)."
    [LNet]-GSF:Tillmen: "Does ledgend tell of their impending return to glory, and the inevitable demise of the napkins?"
    [LNet]-GSIV:Neco: "stop asking questions, let him finish the damn story!"
    [LNet]-GSF:Tillmen: "Tell me neow!"

    [LNet]-GSIV:Syradis: "we also play a game where we're elves and dwarves and shit, not even visually, but through text"

    [LNet]-GSIV:Neco: "sex does burn calories, who cares if its with a horse"
    [LNet]-GSIV:Queti: "The Horse probably."

    [LNet]-GSIV:Kaillend: "apparently you're supposed to lean forward with your butt slightly elevated."

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    LNet]-GSF:Baswab: "Grrrrr...."
    [LNet]-GSIV:Jeril: "Hmm?"
    [LNet]-GSF:Baswab: "The coffer's lock is too far beyond your ability to measure. You cannot even estimate its difficulty beyond being out of your league."
    [LNet]-GSF:Baswab: "I wanna know who the fuck is bringing me fubar boxes..."
    [LNet]-GSIV:Jeril: "Keel them!"
    [LNet]-GSF:Baswab: "it's like someone decided to import a shitton of soul golem boxes or some shit."
    [LNet]-GSF:Baswab: "Oh, I fucking will."
    [LNet]-GSIV:Chamile: "what do you mean fubar boxes?"
    [LNet]-GSF:Baswab: "FUCKED UP BEYOND ALL RECOGNITION"
    [LNet]-GSF:Baswab: "FUBAR"
    [LNet]-GSIV:Chamile: "i know that...i mean why are they fubar"
    [LNet]-GSF:Baswab: "I'll fucking quit if this is the GMs fucking with me."
    [LNet]-GSF:Baswab: "I play shattered so the GMs don't fuck with me."
    [LNet]-GSF:Baswab: "just broke 2 lockpicks, my script doesn't break lockpicks... at this rate."
    [LNet]-GSF:Baswab: "someone/something is fucking with me."
    [LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "or, you're just trash"
    [LNet]-GSF:Baswab: "suck my balls faggot"
    [LNet]-GSF:Baswab: "I've gone almost 30 levels picking boxes... and now this..."
    [LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "which really isn't surprising coming from Pitt"
    [LNet]-GSF:Baswab: "it's not me... ya piece of shit, lowlife, ignorant cum dumpster"
    [LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "ofcourse it isn't you. it's never you, is it? that's why you're 30 and still sorting boxes for a living"
    [LNet]-GSF:Baswab: "I have a gold plated benefits package..."
    [LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "i'm sure"
    [LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "man up, bitch boy"
    [LNet]-GSF:Baswab: "So Thondalar, what's your fucking excuse?"
    [LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "I know it's hard for a scrawny ass like you, but try"
    [LNet]-GSF:Baswab: "you're so quick to point fingers..."
    [LNet]-GSF:Baswab: "I'd knock you into next week."
    [LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "my excuse for owning you verbally in a text MUD? simple. I'm better than you."
    [LNet]-GSF:Baswab: "how would that feel, to get your ass handed to you by a skinny little shit like me."
    [LNet]-GSF:Baswab: "ROFL"
    [LNet]-GSF:Baswab: "your ignorance, your pettyness, your stupidity, can't effect me."
    [LNet]-GSIV:Aldestan: "I'm the rubber, your the glue. What bounces off of me sticks to you. Nya nya"
    [LNet]-GSIV:Arasus: "thanks all for reminding me why I don't often listen to lnet"
    [LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "sorry, had to see what the dogs were going apeshit about....see, unlike you, I play this game as a hobby....not as a test bed for my mad scientist scripts to prove my nerd-dominance over everyone"
    [LNet]-GSF:Baswab: "easy to hide behind that keyboard, eh chief? I put myself out in the open... you just wanna throw stones."
    [LNet]-GSF:Baswab: "this is a hobby... coding is a hobby of mine..."
    [LNet]-GSF:Baswab: "I get to have some fun while coding"
    [LNet]-GSF:Baswab: "What's wrong with that?"
    [LNet]-GSF:Baswab: "go back to McDonalds and make me a burger ya faggot"
    [LNet]-GSF:Baswab: "LOVE LIFTED YOU."
    [LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "wait wait....you say you'd knock me into next week...and then accuse me of hiding behind a keyboard, and putting yourself out there?"
    [LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "where are you"
    [LNet]-GSF:Baswab: "You obviously know..."
    [LNet]-GSF:Baswab: "you told me, Pitt..."
    [LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "yeah, I know the state"
    [LNet]-GSF:Baswab: "so, come get some bitch."
    [LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "ok, let me walk every inch of pitt looking for a scrawny gay dude working at UPS"
    [LNet]-GSF:Baswab: "wait, you won't do it? You're scared? you just wanna throw stones to make your tiny pp feel better by trashing someone you never met online?"
    [LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "i'd be there a while, and probably beat up a few dudes before I found you"
    [LNet]-GSF:Baswab: "Yup, big pimpin right there, e-thug"
    [LNet]-GSF:Baswab: "GEMSTONE THUG 4 LIFE, huh?"
    [LNet]-GSF:Baswab: "pussy"
    [LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "I bet you'd press charges"
    [LNet]-GSIV:Thondalar: "fag"
    [LNet]-GSF:Baswab: "I bet I'd feed you to the fucking fish."
    [LNet]-GSF:Baswab: "pussy..."
    LNet]-GSIV:Mihorkan: "so... get a channel and cyber there?"
    [LNet]-GSIV:Aldestan: "you mean this is foreplay?"
    [LNet]-GSIV:Mihorkan: "lol"
    [LNet]-GSIV:Greuber: "I'll fuck you 'til you love me, faggot!"
    [LNet]-GSIV:Aldestan: "this is funnier than the corner"
    [LNet]-GSIV:Zappur: "Ya it's always funny when certain people threaten physical violence over the internet. IT just shows how full of shit they are"
    [LNet]-GSF:Baswab: "<==== scared of e-thugs"
    [LNet]-GSF:Baswab: "<=== shaking"
    [LNet]-GSIV:Zappur: "^ no one cares"
    [LNet]-GSIV:Sularet: "<=======scared of people that hate themselves"
    [LNet]-GSF:Baswab: "Hey, I didn't start this one... amazingly enough"
    [LNet]-GSIV:Aldestan: "- insert amazingly witty comment here -"
    [LNet]-GSF:Baswab: "someone just decided that since their dogs won't even lick peanutbutter off their nuts, they'd take their anger out on me."
    [LNet]-GSIV:Aldestan: "thanks for the tip!"

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    COME AT ME BRO!
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    That is some weird shit.

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    Chris
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    I'll kick all your asses right now.
    Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnticorRifling View Post
    COME AT ME BRO!
    DO NOT STEP TO ME!

    DO NOT STEP FORWARD!

    STEP BACKWARD!
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    I think Baswab would go nicely into the bad names category. For some odd reason it reminds of some sort unsavory hygiene product.

    I need to run to my pharmacy, my granny is out of Ba Swabs, and things get messy when that happens! ::shudders::
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    Basweb is in shattered. Still a better name than a lot of prime names.
    Last edited by Gelston; 09-29-2011 at 05:11 PM.
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    It's an acronym.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    Basweb is in shattered. Still a better name than a lot of prime names.
    WAYYY better than lots of names.
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