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    Just posting this to show that Jaeden...well, he's been killing everyone lately, disarming people, to his credit, he apparently gave some weapons back. Apparently he killed all my friends and then me about 7 times one day. You decide for yourself what to think..no comment..

    (Couple days ago)
    Jaeden gestures at you.

    Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath your feet! Several of the thorns jab into you!
    ... hits for 10 points of damage!
    ... 30 points of damage!
    Strike punctures thigh and shatters femur!
    You fall screaming to the ground grasping your mangled left leg!
    You are stunned for 10 rounds!
    ... hits for 38 points of damage!
    ... 30 points of damage!
    Strike to right arm shatters elbow and severs forearm!
    ... hits for 15 points of damage!
    ... 30 points of damage!
    Strike to abdomen skewers you quite nicely!
    The glowing specks of energy surrounding you suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.

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    Yet again..
    >Jaeden gestures at you.

    Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath your feet! Several of the thorns jab into you!
    ... hits for 38 points of damage!
    Some silvery vultite full plate partially deflects the onslaught of the puncture attack.
    ... 10 points of damage!
    Strike pierces thigh!
    You are knocked to the ground!
    ... hits for 39 points of damage!
    Some silvery vultite full plate partially deflects the onslaught of the puncture attack.
    ... 5 points of damage!
    Minor puncture to the back.
    ... hits for 28 points of damage!
    Some silvery vultite full plate partially deflects the onslaught of the puncture attack.
    ... 11 points of damage!
    Strike just below the jaw, nice shot to the neck!
    You are stunned for 3 rounds!
    ... hits for 28 points of damage!
    You are still stunned.
    Some silvery vultite full plate partially deflects the onslaught of the puncture attack.
    ... 5 points of damage!
    Minor puncture to the back.
    > | Bigshot resting: wounded.
    [stunnedberserkout]>berserk
    [bigshot]>stance defensive
    You are still stunned.
    >You are still stunned.
    You are still stunned.
    You are still stunned.
    You are still stunned.
    >Everything around you turns red as you work yourself into a berserker's rage!

    >Jaeden gestures at you.

    Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath your feet! Several of the thorns jab into you!
    ... hits for 31 points of damage!
    Some silvery vultite full plate partially deflects the onslaught of the puncture attack.
    ... 10 points of damage!
    Strike pierces thigh!
    ... hits for 28 points of damage!
    Your heightened awareness of your own vulnerabilities fades away.
    The faint blue glow fades from around your hands.

    Took him 2 casts that time

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    Later..
    >Jaeden gestures at you.

    Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath your feet! Several of the thorns jab into you!
    ... hits for 18 points of damage!
    Some silvery vultite full plate partially deflects the onslaught of the puncture attack.
    ... 15 points of damage!
    Well placed shot pierces knee, that hurt!
    You are knocked to the ground!
    You are stunned for 5 rounds!
    ... hits for 33 points of damage!
    Some silvery vultite full plate partially deflects the onslaught of the puncture attack.
    ... 5 points of damage!
    Well aimed shot, punctures upper arm!
    ... hits for 31 points of damage!
    Some silvery vultite full plate partially deflects the onslaught of the puncture attack.
    ... 5 points of damage!
    Beautiful head shot neatly slices off your ear!
    ... hits for 33 points of damage!
    Some silvery vultite full plate partially deflects the onslaught of the puncture attack.
    ... 10 points of damage!
    Strike pierces forearm!


    [Roll result: 129 (open d100: 100)]
    Jaeden swings his white ora mace at your vultite maul and connects!
    Your vultite maul is knocked to the ground!
    Roundtime: 7 sec.

    Jaeden gestures at you.

    Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath your feet! Several of the thorns jab into you!
    ... hits for 16 points of damage!
    Some silvery vultite full plate partially deflects the onslaught of the puncture attack.
    ... 10 points of damage!
    Strike to temple! Saved by a thick skull!
    ... hits for 36 points of damage!
    Some silvery vultite full plate partially deflects the onslaught of the puncture attack.
    ... 10 points of damage!
    Strike pierces forearm!
    ... hits for 34 points of damage!
    Your heightened attunement to the flows of mana begins to fade.

    Jaeden picks up a golden vultite maul.
    >Jaeden put a golden vultite maul in his oilcloth longcoat.

    ---
    Once again...
    Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath your feet! Several of the thorns jab into you!
    ... hits for 13 points of damage!
    Some silvery vultite full plate partially deflects the onslaught of the puncture attack.
    ... 10 points of damage!
    Strike pierces calf!
    You are knocked to the ground!
    You are stunned for 3 rounds!
    ... hits for 36 points of damage!
    Some silvery vultite full plate partially deflects the onslaught of the puncture attack.
    ... 10 points of damage!
    Strike to temple! Saved by a thick skull!
    ... hits for 16 points of damage!
    Some silvery vultite full plate partially deflects the onslaught of the puncture attack.
    ... 10 points of damage!
    Well placed strike shatters a rib!



    Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath your feet! Several of the thorns jab into you!
    ... hits for 39 points of damage!
    Some silvery vultite full plate partially deflects the onslaught of the puncture attack.
    ... 10 points of damage!
    Strike pierces calf!
    ... hits for 24 points of damage!
    Some silvery vultite full plate partially deflects the onslaught of the puncture attack.
    ... 10 points of damage!
    Well placed strike shatters a rib!

    This was all in one day.


    Earlier today..
    >Jaeden utters a light chant and raises his hands, beckoning the lesser spirits to his aid...
    >Jaeden gestures at you.
    The deep blue glow leaves you.
    Deep blue motes swirl away from you and fade.
    You are coated in a hazy film.
    >Jaeden utters a light chant and raises his hands, beckoning the lesser spirits to his aid...
    >Jaeden gestures at you.
    The light blue glow leaves you.

    You say, "Jaeden."


    You ask, "Are you back to kill me again?"

    >Jaeden gestures at you.
    The powerful look leaves you.
    You say, "Stop it."

    >You hear someone giggling.

    >You say, "I didn't do anything to you."
    >Jaeden gestures at you.
    The light blue glow leaves you.
    You are coated in a hazy film.

    You say, "So stop it please."
    >The voice of Jaeden says, "Wanna see something cool."

    You say, "No."

    >Jaeden shows you a massively crit-weighted claidhmore wrought from pure golvern, which he is holding in his left hand. You also notice a small enchanter's glyph.

    >Jaeden licks a massively crit-weighted claidhmore wrought from pure golvern in his hand.

    You ask, "You stole that from someone?"
    You ask, "Are you proud of yourself?"

    The voice of Jaeden says, "Hhaehoeoh."

    >Jaeden makes a nearly imperceptible motion while whispering a soft phrase...
    >Jaeden gestures at you.
    You suddenly feel much more dextrous.
    >[ Mobility: +1:00:00, 1:00:00 remaining. (Jaeden) ]
    You say, "Why are you killing me."

    >The voice of Jaeden says, "Well."
    >The voice of Jaeden says, "Sluntty IMed me."
    >The voice of Jaeden says, "And was like."

    >The voice of Jaeden says, "I am choosing Leland in the Jaeden/Leland conflict."
    >The voice of Jaeden says, "Unless you give me 1.5m silver i will kill you a lot blah blah."

    >The voice of Jaeden exclaims, "So i was like FUCK NIGGAS!!"

    The voice of Jaeden says, "I think hes a bit nuts but yah."

    >The voice of Jaeden asks, "What you think of JAEDAWG havin the crit claid?"

    You ask, "How did you get it?"
    >The voice of Jaeden says, "Disarmed some guy."
    You ask, "Why?"

    >The voice of Jaeden says, "I saw him using it so i was like DROOL."

    You say, "Let me assess it."

    >The voice of Jaeden says, "Hes selling a 2x ban hammer on the boards."

    >The voice of Jaeden says, "I thought it was youts."
    >The voice of Jaeden says, "Yours."

    The voice of Jaeden says, "Yeah they all want me to give it back."

    >The voice of Jaeden asks, "Isn't it fair game though!?"


    You ask, "But do you really think its the right thing to do?"

    >The voice of Jaeden says, "Its Shattered though."

    You say, "There's a differecnce beween whats right and what's possible."

    >The voice of Jaeden says, "So if they're dumb enough to use it unaltered on a level 30."
    >The voice of Jaeden says, "I'm dumb enough to keep it for a few days for sheer lulz."
    >Jaeden comes out of hiding.
    >'are you going to give i back?You ask, "Are you going to give i back?"



    Later that day....

    Jaeden says, "Hoaehoaehoae."
    >
    Jaeden says, "Supz."
    >
    Jaeden makes a nearly imperceptible motion while whispering a soft phrase...
    >
    Jaeden gestures.
    Jaeden looks charged with power.
    >
    The ferryboat operator bustles about preparing to depart. Now and again he glances outside the boat at the iron gate on the dock.
    >
    [lnet: sending spell info to GSF:Titties...]
    >
    Jaeden makes a nearly imperceptible motion while whispering a soft phrase...
    >
    Jaeden gestures.
    Gold-traced pale green ribbons of energy swirl about and coalesce upon Jaeden.

    Jaeden gains a look of renewed cognition of his affairs.
    The barrier of thorns surrounding Jaeden becomes slightly more dense.
    >
    Jaeden gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
    >
    Jaeden gestures.
    Jaeden suddenly looks more powerful.
    >
    Jaeden says, "TRICKAAA."
    >
    The ferryboat operator glances over his shoulder once more then gives the chain connecting the boat to the distant town dock a mighty tug. The current sweeps the ferry into its embrace and starts to carry it safely back where it came from.
    >
    Jaeden exclaims, "TRICKA TRICKA TRICKAAA!!!"
    >

    [Leaving rest mode.]

    Jaeden gestures while summoning the spirits of nature to his aid...
    >
    Jaeden gestures.
    Jaeden closes his eyes for a moment as he slowly raises his hands to shoulder-level. You hear and feel a resounding low thrumming sound just as a multitude of sharp pieces of debris splinter off from underfoot, savagely assailing the area!
    The surroundings advance upon you with relentless fury!
    CS: +346 - TD: +201 + CvA: -21 + d100: +20 - +5 == +139
    Warding failed!
    One of the large, pointed slivers of hot debris hits you!
    ... 22 points of damage!
    Some silvery vultite full plate partially deflects the onslaught of the puncture attack.
    ... 5 points of damage!
    Minor puncture to the abdomen.
    Some silvery vultite full plate partially deflects the onslaught of the puncture attack.
    ... 1 point of damage!
    Minor strike to the neck.
    Some silvery vultite full plate partially deflects the onslaught of the puncture attack.
    ... 10 points of damage!
    Strike to the chest breaks a rib!
    ... 15 points of damage!
    Burst of flames to left hand fries palm. Ouch!
    As swiftly as the chaos came to be, it recedes again into the surroundings.
    >sigil of focus
    You feel your mind and body gird themselves against magical interference.
    >
    [ Sigil of Focus: +0:01:00, 0:01:00 remaining. ]
    Jaeden exclaims, "Nice!"
    >'stop it
    You say, "Stop it."
    >

    [Entering rest mode...press any key to resume.]

    Jaeden exclaims, "Oh cmon just a tickle eh?!?!"
    >
    Jaeden exclaims, "Teekle teeekle!!!"
    >

    [Leaving rest mode.]

    The ferryboat slides easily downstream along with the current. The tunnel brightens slowly as you emerge from the mine and make your way to the east dock.
    >
    You feel at full magical power again.
    You feel fully energetic again.
    >
    Jaeden exclaims, "I CAN KEEP TICKLIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
    >l
    [On A Ferryboat]
    Were it not for the thick chain holding this squat ferryboat back, the current would certainly sweep it along the river and eventually out to sea. The boat heaves and sways dangerously now and again, but seems safe enough for the moment. You also see the Leland disk.
    Also here: High Lord Jaeden
    Obvious paths: none
    >
    You laugh as Jaeden tickles you.
    >
    Jaeden says, "Aww."
    >
    Jaeden says, "Cutie baby."
    >

    [Entering rest mode...press any key to resume.]

    Jaeden says, "Phehoehoeho."
    >
    Jaeden says, "Was lookin for Aus akshualaaa."
    >

    [Leaving rest mode.]

    Jaeden says, "Think hes at the EG'."
    >'probably
    You say, "Probably."
    Last edited by Spooky; 10-30-2010 at 04:08 AM.

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    [Entering rest mode...press any key to resume.]
    ;repo download keepalive
    ;favs add global keepalive

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    Thanks Deathravin. Always thought that was like deathrecover. Never thought to check it for info.

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    Jaeden is just Jaeden. He gets off on running around, killing people and going Hoeahoahoae. It's just what he does. As far as him killing that room full of people the other day I don't think that had anything to do with Leland. I think he was looking for Leland and saw the opportunity to make the screen scroll. Because that's just how he gets his entertainment. After it was over I asked him to explain himself and he did, he said it wouldn't happen again and I believe him. He even gave me a couple of nice weapons, I'm sure they're stolen but no one has claimed them yet. I'd be glad to return them to whomever they belong to, just send me a description here or over lnet. Leland don't quit because of him, just give it a couple of days and I'm sure he'll get over it.
    Last edited by Lolleia; 10-30-2010 at 10:59 AM. Reason: I was attacked by a baby and posted early :(
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    Jaeden is you then.

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    Make Shattered a $5 stand-alone subscription!

    [Shattered]-GSF:Wiggles: "How come all the groups that make enemies with Ifor end up quitting Shattered once he decides to eliminate them? I'm not saying he's a secret GM, but if he was a secret GM...."

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    ...and the white guy seems to want to be Aziz Ansari really badly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lolleia View Post
    Jaeden is just Jaeden. He gets off on running around, killing people and going Hoeahoahoae. It's just what he does. As far as him killing that room full of people the other day I don't think that had anything to do with Leland. I think he was looking for Leland and saw the opportunity to make the screen scroll. Because that's just how he gets his entertainment. After it was over I asked him to explain himself and he did, he said it wouldn't happen again and I believe him. He even gave me a couple of nice weapons, I'm sure they're stolen but no one has claimed them yet. I'd be glad to return them to whomever they belong to, just send me a description here or over lnet. Leland don't quit because of him, just give it a couple of days and I'm sure he'll get over it.
    Was lelands maul and not sure the katana, Spoke to Jaeden also, and he said was because Leland paid sluntty to grief him and wasn't going to happen again.

    He had some evidence which would lead you to believe he did.
    Last edited by Nostradamus; 10-31-2010 at 03:52 AM.


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    I got this message from Sluntty...

    just saw your post with jaeden killing you and saying you paid me- all i told him is i was taken your side, because he's a fucking moron.

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    Please give him the attention he craves, don't just ignore the fucktard so he goes away. Excellent.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hulkein View Post
    That is some weird shit.

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