hey guys,
Eid Mubarak. (happy Eid) May Allah accept your fasting and may he admit you to gardens under which rivers flow.
~Drew
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eid mubarak from Jaeden
hey guys,
Eid Mubarak. (happy Eid) May Allah accept your fasting and may he admit you to gardens under which rivers flow.
~Drew
http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=55156Originally Posted by FAPAuctions
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Dear Drew,
Derpy perurpie sub saladbar. May crayola smile upon you even when you go outside the lines.
~Cray'on.
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You say,"Allah Ackbar!"
>open my ches
Ok, it opened.
Suddenly, a sturdy fel chest gives off a loud sizzle, and explodes in a bright flash!
Being closest, you take the brunt of the blast!
... 25 points of damage!
You are knocked back several feet by a blow to the abdomen.
You are stunned for 5 rounds!
The chest's casing is blasted into hundreds of tiny flechettes!
You are severely perforated!
... 25 points of damage!
Slash across back of hand, tendons sliced!
... 30 points of damage!
Impressive shot shatters wrist!
... 20 points of damage!
Strike pierces forearm!
It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...
You realize that you have no outstanding favors which Lorminstra owes you, and without having accomplished a deed for Her, your soul is in danger of vanishing from the land forever!
...departing in 14 mins...
A nearby goodwife screams, "Endangering public safety!"
Puffy is struck by flechettes!
... 35 points of damage!
Shot destroys eye and the brain behind it!
* Puffy drops dead at your feet!
The bright luminescence fades from around Puffy.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Puffy.
The faint blue glow fades from around Puffy's hands.
The shimmering aura fades from around Puffy.
A nearby goodwife screams, "Murder!"
Breslin is struck by flechettes!
... 25 points of damage!
Slash across back of hand, tendons sliced!
He is stunned!
... 20 points of damage!
Attack punctures the eye and connects with something really vital!
* Breslin drops dead at your feet!
The silvery luminescence fades from around Breslin.
Breslin seems a bit less imposing.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Breslin suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
Breslin appears somehow different.
The shimmering multicolored sphere fades from around Breslin.
Breslin glances around, looking a bit less confident.
The bright luminescence fades from around Breslin.
Breslin becomes solid again.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Breslin.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves Breslin.
Someone screams, "Murder by Tupac! Call the night watchman!"
Frank is struck by flechettes!
... 25 points of damage!
Damaging strike to chest, several ribs shattered!
He is stunned!
Anonymous is struck by flechettes!
... 20 points of damage!
Shot pierces a wrist!
He is stunned!
... 20 points of damage!
Strike pierces calf!
He is knocked to the ground!
Suiseiseki is struck by flechettes!
... 25 points of damage!
Shot knocks Suiseiseki's head back by pushing on the inside of the skull!
* Suiseiseki drops dead at your feet!
A nearby goodwife screams, "Murder!"
Staypuff is struck by flechettes!
... 30 points of damage!
Well aimed strike shatters bone in right arm!
He is stunned!
... 25 points of damage!
Shot knocks Staypuff's head back by pushing on the inside of the skull!
* Staypuff drops dead at your feet!
A voice from the crowd echoes, "Murder! Murder! Someone call for the night watchman!"
Asvir is struck by flechettes!
... 25 points of damage!
Well placed shot pierces knee, that hurt!
He is knocked to the ground!
He is stunned!
Dozens of flechettes fly off to the southwest!
Dozens of flechettes fly off to the west!
Dozens of flechettes fly off to the northwest!
>
The sparkling Breslin disk disintegrates, dropping everything on the ground.
>
Breslin's body decays into compost.
>
Puffy's body decays into compost.
You say,"Allah Ackbar!"
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You belt out, "ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
You become visible again.
Tackle what?
Arkans traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...
>cast at my che
Washee cackles!
You gesture at a plain iron chest.
The chest vibrates slightly but nothing else happens.
[Spell re-prepared]
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
* Razcor just bit the dust!
>
cast at my che
cast at my che
cast at my che
Arkans gestures at Washee.
Arkans stares deeply into Washee's eyes.
CS: +384 - TD: +264 + CvA: -21 + d100: +56 == +155
Warding failed!
Washee collapses to the ground screaming!
Washee is stunned!
Rern leaps from hiding to attack!
Rern swings an uber 10x permablessed falchion at Augie!
AS: +326 vs DS: +525 with AvD: +27 + d100 roll: +83 = -89
A clean miss.
You gesture at a plain iron chest.
The chest vibrates slightly but nothing else happens.
[Spell re-prepared]
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
You gesture at a plain iron chest.
The chest vibrates slightly but nothing else happens.
[Spell re-prepared]
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
cast at my che
You gesture at a plain iron chest.
You hear a soft click from the chest and it suddenly flies open.
Suddenly, a plain iron chest gives off a loud sizzle, and explodes in a bright flash!
Being closest, you take the brunt of the blast!
... 50 points of damage!
Massive blow to your chest collapses your sternum!
You are stunned for 8 rounds!
The chest's casing is blasted into hundreds of tiny flechettes!
You are severely perforated!
... 35 points of damage!
Shot destroys eye and the brain behind it!
The brilliant luminescence fades from around you.
A luminescent aura fades from around you.
Your concentration on the image fades.
You no longer bristle with energy.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves you.
You feel less confident than before.
You feel the extra courage wane.
You feel your extra magical awareness leave you.
You feel the surge of magic depart.
You notice the faint image of yourself disappear.
The bright luminescence fades from around you.
You come back into focus.
The layer of protection fades away.
You become solid again.
The silvery luminescence fades from around you.
The translucent sphere fades from around you.
You feel your extra strength departing.
It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...
You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess Lorminstra owes you a favor.
...departing in 10 mins...
Augie is struck by flechettes!
... 15 points of damage!
Surgical strike removes Augie's left eye!
She is stunned!
... 15 points of damage!
Strike just below the jaw, nice shot to the neck!
Washee is struck by flechettes!
... 15 points of damage!
Shot to the hand slices a finger to the bone!
... 15 points of damage!
Well aimed shot, punctures upper arm!
Dozens of flechettes fly off to the northeast!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
You are a ghost! You must wait until someone resurrects you, or you decay. Either way, it won't be long now! (HELP for more details).
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Thanks, but I NEVER EVER color outside the lines. EVER!
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Follow the path of the pure pastels. Be blessed in your form as you strive to brighten the white paper with colors of the world.
~Cray'on
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